A true made up tale of the west...

Trinity · July 13, 2005, 10:05:35 PM

Quote from: Cherokee Jem on July 09, 2005, 11:18:00 AM
Huh?....Is this me and trinitys hunting trip?? Welcome to the group newbies! Please put you seat backs and traytables in the upright positions...

Whew! I thought I had accidentally gone onto one of those OTHER websites! It were gettin' a mite strange.

"Peach squeezin's? Heh, heh. Jem, them's small timers. Thats fer chillren an folks what kain' handle their likker. Here, let's give them some of mah recipe an see what happens! Why that Zeb feller is likely ta be wearin' them bloomers on his haid!"

Delmonico · July 14, 2005, 07:29:21 PM

Bloomers is outside wear, pantaloons is underwear. Some folks just don't know the difference. Back in the 1880's a young fellar learnt that stuff. He read the Sears and Roebuck Cat-a-log.

Trinity · July 14, 2005, 08:56:01 PM

Don' matter. Neither one belongs on a mans haid!

Silver Creek Slim · July 15, 2005, 12:20:49 PM

Quote from: Trinity on July 14, 2005, 08:56:01 PM
Don' matter. Neither one belongs on a mans haid!

I agree.

litl rooster · July 15, 2005, 08:58:10 PM

getting scarry here Trinty is making sence

Trinity · July 15, 2005, 09:04:27 PM

"Ah do that from tahm ta tahm. It's a sign that the likker's wearin' off!"

litl rooster · July 19, 2005, 07:40:16 PM

Sure got quiet once huntin' season came in probably a good time to take a nap...Just hope Jem don't go and shot his eye out with his Red Ryder BB gun

Trinity · July 19, 2005, 08:18:02 PM

"Naw, ain' no icicles aroun' here!

Ol' Jem prolly out courtin' that gal of his, Arianna.

Same 'ffekt, love 'n' icicles... Both'll make ya blind!"

litl rooster · July 20, 2005, 04:22:03 PM

and add likker to it and it will work too....You know how that dern fool boy is, when he is around Arianna!

Trinity · July 20, 2005, 04:29:37 PM

"All's Ah know is Ah'm hongry. Ifn he don't get here soon ta rustle up some grub, Ahm gonna starve... or have ta make somethin' mahsef!!!! Do you wan' me to make somethin'?"

litl rooster · July 20, 2005, 06:39:28 PM

litl rooster slodes a plate of goodies he rustled from the New Threads(feed bag) over to Trinty. Don't bother pard dem folks over there got plenty to eat.

Trinity · July 20, 2005, 07:31:11 PM

"Whew! Ah di'n't think you wanted me ta cook nothin' nohow's! Here is examples some of mah more successful endeavors:"

litl rooster · July 21, 2005, 03:51:58 AM

Cajun style just the way I like it.

??where do you hang spurs on them boots?

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Trinity · July 21, 2005, 05:59:37 PM

"Them's not mah feets. They belong ta mah chinese cook"

litl rooster · July 23, 2005, 04:45:04 PM

Hop Sing Jr.?

Capt. Hamp Cox · July 23, 2005, 04:57:38 PM

Gives charcoal cookin' a whole new meanin', don't it.

Trinity · July 23, 2005, 06:29:23 PM

"Yeah, Hop Singh VII took over once he noticed that Ah lef' paper in the oven. He tolt me that Ah shouldn'ta done that. Pfffft! Like Ah know!!"

litl rooster · July 23, 2005, 06:56:41 PM

Quote from: Capt. Hamp Cox on July 23, 2005, 04:57:38 PM
Gives charcoal cookin' a whole new meanin', don't it.

I thought that was pepper

Pffft like Whaaaaaateverrrrrrrrrrr

Trinity · July 23, 2005, 07:16:37 PM

Quote from: litl rooster on July 23, 2005, 06:56:41 PM
Quote from: Capt. Hamp Cox on July 23, 2005, 04:57:38 PM
Gives charcoal cookin' a whole new meanin', don't it.

I thought that was pepper

Pffft like Whaaaaaateverrrrrrrrrrr

<<Author's note: Sounds like someone has or has recently had a teenaged child in the house

litl rooster · July 25, 2005, 03:50:00 AM

litl' rooster throws Capt Hampton a hot roll...and daps a little fresh churned butter on one for himself.. Got to run, I've got cattle to tend to.