A true made up tale of the west...

[Delmonico]

Well I wish Jem would get back, ya know he's got a lot of guts to hang round with us, I think he'd be one to ride the river with.  I wish I hadn't of put him in the Insane assylum now, but I checked, they don't have electro shock therapy yet or Lobotomiesthese didn't come out till the 1930's, so he should be ok, except strait jackets came out about 1800.  Most likely they got him in one in a small dirty barred room. 

[Trinity]

"Why don' ya go bust him out?   You put him there, you should bust him out!  Ah'll hailp ifn' ya need it."

[Cherokee Jem]

Just then, Jem rides back into town on his sorrel, wearing new clothes, and singin... On his hip is a beautiful plated Schofield. He smiles and tips his hat to the townfolks as he rides in. Well Del, they bailed me from Asylum, and I went to the dance over at the school in Westbrook. Arianna looked mighty pretty, and I got a bunch of dance steps in. Oh, and I got me some money fer stoppin a fight, and got me a new suit...What you guys think?

Jem

[Delmonico]

Well he's back lookin' sharp, thanks for the offer Trinity, I figgered he could get out, was just testin' him.  Ya know they don't call it the Insane Assylum any more, but the one in Newbrassky is on the original 1/4 section it was given in 1867.  My brothe-in-law lives around the section from it, we could have stayed with him while we broke him out.

I got bullets for my Sharps that used to be a part of it.   Crazy ain't it.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Where'd y'all go? I just got caught up on my readin'. 

[Trinity]

"Shooowhee, Jem!  Welcome back!  Whar'd you git all that cash ta spiffy up lahk that?? 

...Ah'd stay away from the Newbrasskey thread fer awhiles, cuz there's a bounty hunter runnin' 'roun' over there!"

[litl rooster]

Welcome back Jem and Slim...I'm hiding out down in Alliance, have business to conduct...if any of you get near the railroad station could you lead my horse down some dirt road.   Then throw the garbage thats packed on them over  a cliff. I forgot when I got the train with Delmonico.

[Delmonico]

The one in Dunning Newbrassky.

[Cherokee Jem]

Hehe, thanks guys, had my school formal to go to. And thanks for noticing the clothes. Busting out of the insane asylum took some skill, but Im back!!!!

[Silver Creek Slim]

"Thanks, lil rooster. I was busy with other business." 

[Trinity]

Glug, Glug.

[Cherokee Jem]

Jem rides into town, smoking his pipe and talking to his horse. He notices a man in buckskin watching him... A bounty hunter prehaps??

[Delmonico]

Delmonico comes up to Jem and puts his hand on his shoulder, "Pard, a bounty hunter ain't gonna dress so obvious, he's gonna blend in and not be noticed.  In the 1880's a man in a full buckskin suit like that is most likey gonna be a dude from back east."

"But be nice to him as long as he's nice and don't try to hard to impress you.  'Member, that fella could become President of the United States someday."

"Now come with me, we'll see if we can pull a good one on Slim afore he leaves for the weekend."

[Cherokee Jem]

OK, whats your plan??

[Delmonico]

Here, put this little magnet on the left side of his compass.  He'll end up in Canada instead of Wissy-consion on his way home.

[Trinity]

"Ah had me a compass onct but throwed it away. 

Ah dropped it in a glass of beer and the arrah never moved sin'.  Ah din't figger it out until Ah wen' ta buy grain and ended up in Argentiner!  Ah thought it were a long walk, but Ah just knew the compass weren't no lier."

[Delmonico]

Slim is most likely in the middle of the Dakotas by now.

[Cherokee Jem]

hehehe....poor slim

[Trinity]

"C'mon Jem!  Ish Shatturdshay night!  Lesh ush do shome drankin!"

[Cherokee Jem]

Jem takes a pull from Trinity's corn squeezins...