A true made up tale of the west...

Cherokee Jem · April 25, 2005, 09:02:19 PM

Jem keeps gaurd, and grooms his sorrel... He talks softly to his horse, and hears a noise from the woods... Hey, Jem whispers, theres someone out there...

Trinity · April 25, 2005, 10:27:04 PM

The drunken Marshall Cogburn perks up at Jem's call. He struggles to stand, grabs his bag and goes over to Jem. Trinity is close behind.

Jem points to where he heard the sound and the Marshall digs into his bags and brings forth corn dodgers which he begins to throw at the mysterious noises.

litl rooster · April 27, 2005, 08:10:57 PM

litl rooster laughs at the site of Trinty imatating Steve Martin and the half naked Jem, and wannders why Slim and Delmonico are humming "I don't want a pickle"....... Will be back in a day or so....Have been working 14 hour days but will ketch up.(I hate work) in 4 part harmony

Delmonico · April 27, 2005, 10:53:13 PM

As lil rooster rides off, Delmonico hollors, "Head em off at the past."

Silver Creek Slim · April 28, 2005, 09:10:20 AM

"I don't want a pickle"?

I like pickles.

Delmonico · April 28, 2005, 02:04:22 PM

lil rooster, Slim is a bit Naive, some of this or rather most of it goes over his head.

"No matter how much you dislike pickles, it's about the only thing to do with cucumbers." Now if you understand that, I really worry about you.

And with that Delmonico heads back to town cause he don't think there is much hope of catching' the bad guys.

Trinity · April 28, 2005, 06:10:04 PM

Trinity scratches his head and wonders who this Steve Martin Character is.

Shrugging it off, he tries to get Marshall Cogburn's attention so that that maybe he'll quit waisting their food by throwing it at stranges noises in the night.

Cherokee Jem · April 28, 2005, 07:37:18 PM

Jem pauses to ask the Marshal something, and gets his head grazed by a bullet....

Trinity · April 28, 2005, 09:05:26 PM

"Oh no! The Marshall has done started shooting his arn at them corn dodgers! So much fer keepin' quot!"

Delmonico · April 28, 2005, 11:07:52 PM

Delmonico hears the shot and crawls to the ridge to look back with his field glasses, he sees Jems six-gun on the ground and sees him looking ok but holding his head. His six-gun lays on the ground smoking. Delmonico says to himself, "Maybe that will teach him about 5 beans in the wheel, hammer down on an empty."

Cherokee Jem · April 29, 2005, 08:09:53 AM

damn it! I do only keep 5 in the damn thing... OOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Delmonico · April 29, 2005, 08:19:26 AM

Key word is hammer down on an empty chamber.

Could be worse, could be yer arse.

Trinity · April 29, 2005, 05:54:02 PM

"It's that dern pepperbox I done give him!"

Cherokee Jem · April 29, 2005, 09:04:51 PM

Jems friend Arianna rides in on her flashy Palamino, and after laughing at his idiocy to check the old pepperbox, she sets out cleaning his head wound. Jem smiles and blushes at the treatment of this pretty blue eyed filly...

Delmonico · April 29, 2005, 11:17:52 PM

Delmonico tells Trinity, "Ride and fetch the Doc, Jem's wound is worse than we thought, he's passed out and now he's hal-loose-in-ate-in', he just tried to kiss my mule and he's callin' him Arianna.

Trinity · April 29, 2005, 11:24:50 PM

Trinity has some trouble mounting his horse, but after a while finally succeeds and rides off. Delmonico slaps his hand to his forhead and shakes his head.

Ten minutes later, Trinity comes riding back and this time heads toward the correct direction of the doctor.

litl rooster · April 30, 2005, 09:07:29 PM

Litl rooster rides back in to camp....His horse Dos is laughing so hard, from the site of this group of missfits, he fell out from under his rider.....(me)

Notes ....Why hasn't Trinty never heard of Steve Martin, the man who made a fortune from wearing an arrow thru his head?
Slim I didn't bring up Arlo

Cherokee Jem · May 01, 2005, 02:12:48 AM

My friend might be interested in you calling her a mule Del.... Plus, if I knew you weren't just picking on the kid, I might hog tie you and feed you some of Trinitys Whiskey/Castor oil mix. Glad Ari dont read this...

Delmonico · May 01, 2005, 12:22:02 PM

Delmonico tell lil rooster to ride for the doctor also in case Trinity gets lost.

He's still out of his head, he's mumblin' incoherantly.

litl rooster · May 02, 2005, 04:05:54 AM

Lil Rooster remounts the nearly played out Dos and rides for the DOC, he needs to locate the Marshall also. On the way to town he sees Trinty behind a tree appears to be worshipping... One hour later I ride into town and locate the Doc, after having the livery hitch a buggy the Doc and I ride off. The cattle theives will wait. For now get Doc out to Jem before he bleeds to Death.