Where's Forty Rod?????

Started by Delmonico, July 09, 2009, 07:29:24 PM

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Forty Rod

#100
July 13, 2009, 07:27:17 PM
Quote from: Delmonico on July 13, 2009, 05:59:21 PM
Well how could they resist:



Even looks like he's got a bar of lye soap in the other hand. ;D

HA!  That's one of Ima Schofield's bakery thingies.  They are GOOOOD!!!
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Delmonico

#101
July 13, 2009, 07:29:39 PM
Quote from: Forty Rod on July 13, 2009, 07:27:17 PM
HA!  That's one of Ima Schofield's bakery thingies.  They are GOOOOD!!!

Well it's about the color of some of the lye soap I've seen.  Are you sure it was 'spossed to be eaten? ::)
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Forty Rod

#102
July 13, 2009, 07:30:14 PM
Quote from: Trinity on July 13, 2009, 06:52:48 PM
You always did have them blue hairs in a tizzy!  Personally, I thought it was a little disturbin' how you would always chat up Granny's friends! ;D

Granny always rounded up the young men an' they was bait for young girls an' I was throwin' my net for the girls.
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Forty Rod

#103
July 13, 2009, 07:33:23 PM
Quote from: Delmonico on July 13, 2009, 07:29:39 PM
Well it's about the color of some of the lye soap I've seen.  Are you sure it was 'spossed to be eaten? ::)

Gimme about six dozen more of 'em an' check back on Friday.  :D
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Delmonico

#104
July 13, 2009, 07:37:54 PM
And some beans, if you get bubbles when you phart,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ::)
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Delmonico

#105
July 13, 2009, 07:39:49 PM
Quote from: Forty Rod on July 13, 2009, 07:30:14 PM
Granny always rounded up the young men an' they was bait for young girls an' I was throwin' my net for the girls.

Trinity just told me you didn't use a net, but a grappling hook. ::)
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Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

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Trinity

#106
July 13, 2009, 08:06:45 PM
Quote from: Forty Rod on July 13, 2009, 07:30:14 PM
Granny always rounded up the young men an' they was bait for young girls an' I was throwin' my net for the girls.

So, then what was you and old woman Hopkins was doin' in tha rumble seat!??

Quote from: Delmonico on July 13, 2009, 07:39:49 PM
Trinity just told me you didn't use a net, but a grappling hook. ::)

I never said nary a thang... less'n I was a-drankin'. :o
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Delmonico

#107
July 13, 2009, 10:53:17 PM
Well looky what I found, he looks pretty happy to me with them ladies: ;D

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Sod Buster

#108
July 14, 2009, 12:24:52 AM
Quote from: Delmonico on July 13, 2009, 10:53:17 PM

Pass the paper towels.  I just sprayed my monitor!
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#109
July 14, 2009, 12:43:18 AM
Quote from: Sod Buster on July 14, 2009, 12:24:52 AM
Pass the paper towels.  I just sprayed my monitor!

You know ya ain't the only one SB.
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#110
July 14, 2009, 03:19:13 AM
I thought them places were outlaw'd back then...
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Texas Lawdog

#111
July 14, 2009, 07:58:27 AM
He needs that wheel chair to "ride herd" on all them women folk!
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#112
July 14, 2009, 08:01:03 AM
Quote from: Texas Lawdog on July 14, 2009, 07:58:27 AM
He needs that wheel chair to "ride herd" on all them women folk!

They keep him wore out, either that or they crippled him so he couldn't get away. ;D
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Texas Lawdog

#113
July 14, 2009, 08:04:16 AM
He does have an grin on his face.
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#114
July 14, 2009, 10:14:26 AM
Got his extra hat problem solved also: ;D

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Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Delmonico

#115
July 14, 2009, 10:38:52 AM
Well time to quit fishing around for something to do and get ready for work: ::)

Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Texas Lawdog

#116
July 14, 2009, 01:48:22 PM
It looks they're  fishin' in a stock tank for catfish.
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Forty Rod

#117
July 14, 2009, 02:05:08 PM
Quote from: Delmonico on July 13, 2009, 07:39:49 PM
Trinity just told me you didn't use a net, but a grappling hook. ::)

Naw, that was an anchor.  After I landed them they tried to escape so I tied 'em to sumpthin too heavy to drag.
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Forty Rod

#118
July 14, 2009, 02:07:48 PM
Quote from: Delmonico on July 13, 2009, 10:53:17 PM
Well looky what I found, he looks pretty happy to me with them ladies: ;D



THAT'S THEM!!!  The little one in front can do a hunnerd yards in ten two.
People like me are the reason people like you have the right to bitch about people like me.

Forty Rod

#119
July 14, 2009, 02:10:22 PM
Quote from: Texas Lawdog on July 14, 2009, 08:04:16 AM
He does have an grin on his face.

That's colick.

Lemme tell you about that wheel chair.  It's got a turbocharged Porsche Carrera racing engine, a six speed all-synchro transmission with a racing clutch, four wheel disk brakes, Koni shocks, and a NO injector system, pop up rear spoiler, automatic deploying air dams, twin drag chutes, custom 96 spoke Borranni wire wheels, and a partridge in a pear tree. .  Zero to 240 mph in just a hair over 18 seconds.  Them old bats might catch me but they wouldn't have no use for what the had left.
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