Never trust a butterfly

Started by Delmonico, March 25, 2005, 07:33:10 PM

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Delmonico

We gots a sio-meese, but she's really dumb.  I grab a fly swatter and say "Come here I want to beat you"  she runs and lays down at my feet so I can beat her. 

I did teach her though that if she needs food or water in the morning to sit and not say a word till I got the coffee started, then she can tell me she needs something. ;D  Coffee is more important than cats. ;D

An no I would not make her into soup. ;D ;D ;D ;D

Say Cat Soup really fast 20 times. ;D ;D
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Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Trinity

Quote from: AnnieLee on April 22, 2005, 10:54:51 AM
Quote from: Silver Creek Slim on April 22, 2005, 10:10:00 AM
Quote from: AnnieLee on April 22, 2005, 10:02:29 AM
Quote from: Trinity on April 21, 2005, 09:32:25 PM
You're sweet!  ;D ;D ;D

Naw, I'm frisky.

< Her turn to blush >

AnnieLee

;D

Slim

<Sighs>  I love orange tabby cats.


AnnieLee

Meet T.C.  Constant source of Hairballs and fun.  Just before taking this picture I laced his bed with catnip.  ;D ;D ;D :D :D :D :) ;)

"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Joyce (AnnieLee)

< Looks at the pictures...  packs her bags, fills the car with gas, heads south, feeling more frisky than ever >

A man with an orange cat.....


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Trinity

Quote from: AnnieLee on April 22, 2005, 05:21:40 PM
< Looks at the pictures... packs her bags, fills the car with gas, heads south, feeling more frisky than ever >

A man with an orange cat.....

C'mon down!!! 

<<to The Cat>> T.C., Now you to behave!  Understand? (Orange cats don't always do well in the behavin' department!  ;D ;D )
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Trinity

Quote from: Delmonico on April 22, 2005, 04:36:25 PM
We gots a sio-meese, but she's really dumb.  I grab a fly swatter and say "Come here I want to beat you"  she runs and lays down at my feet so I can beat her. 

I did teach her though that if she needs food or water in the morning to sit and not say a word till I got the coffee started, then she can tell me she needs something. ;D  Coffee is more important than cats. ;D

An no I would not make her into soup. ;D ;D ;D ;D

Say Cat Soup really fast 20 times. ;D ;D

I'll ignore the part about hitting your cat with the fly swatter because I know that is just the surly cosie persona that you portray!  About the coffee, however.  I agree wholeheartedly.  My cat complains but sometimes he's just got to wait until the water boils before he gets fed!

Speaking of which... FOLKS... I AM OUT OF COFFEE!!!!!!!!  Just what am I going to do??  (I'm putting the first person who suggests Folgers on my "ignore list"  ;D )
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Joyce (AnnieLee)

Quote from: Trinity on April 22, 2005, 05:30:58 PM
Quote from: Delmonico on April 22, 2005, 04:36:25 PM
We gots a sio-meese, but she's really dumb.  I grab a fly swatter and say "Come here I want to beat you"  she runs and lays down at my feet so I can beat her. 

I did teach her though that if she needs food or water in the morning to sit and not say a word till I got the coffee started, then she can tell me she needs something. ;D  Coffee is more important than cats. ;D

An no I would not make her into soup. ;D ;D ;D ;D

Say Cat Soup really fast 20 times. ;D ;D

I'll ignore the part about hitting your cat with the fly swatter because I know that is just the surly cosie persona that you portray!  About the coffee, however.  I agree wholeheartedly.  My cat complains but sometimes he's just got to wait until the water boils before he gets fed!

Speaking of which... FOLKS... I AM OUT OF COFFEE!!!!!!!!  Just what am I going to do??  (I'm putting the first person who suggests Folgers on my "ignore list"  ;D )

< Stuffs some whole bean arabica in her bags before she leaves >


Unrepentant WartHog
Heathen Gunfighter
Pepper Mill Creek Gang
RATS
and
Wielder of "Elle KaBong", the WartHog cast iron skillet
Nasty Lady

Four-Eyed Buck

I'll put in a vote for eight O' clock columbian. good stuff.....Buck 8) ;)
I might be slow, but I'm mostly accurate.....

Trinity

Quote from: AnnieLee on April 22, 2005, 05:35:42 PM
Quote from: Trinity on April 22, 2005, 05:30:58 PM
Quote from: Delmonico on April 22, 2005, 04:36:25 PM
We gots a sio-meese, but she's really dumb.  I grab a fly swatter and say "Come here I want to beat you"  she runs and lays down at my feet so I can beat her. 

I did teach her though that if she needs food or water in the morning to sit and not say a word till I got the coffee started, then she can tell me she needs something. ;D  Coffee is more important than cats. ;D

An no I would not make her into soup. ;D ;D ;D ;D

Say Cat Soup really fast 20 times. ;D ;D

I'll ignore the part about hitting your cat with the fly swatter because I know that is just the surly cosie persona that you portray!  About the coffee, however.  I agree wholeheartedly.  My cat complains but sometimes he's just got to wait until the water boils before he gets fed!

Speaking of which... FOLKS... I AM OUT OF COFFEE!!!!!!!!  Just what am I going to do??  (I'm putting the first person who suggests Folgers on my "ignore list"  ;D )

< Stuffs some whole bean arabica in her bags before she leaves >

Wooo hoooooo!!!
:D :D :D
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Trinity

Quote from: Four-Eyed Buck on April 22, 2005, 05:45:54 PM
I'll put in a vote for eight O' clock columbian. good stuff.....Buck 8) ;)

That's my every day work coffee.  Good stuff, but for the weekends, I like something a little better.  I used to get it at a local coffee shop until it closed down because of starbucks (dang them).  Luckily I had remembered that they roasted their beans in Raleigh so I hunted them down and found them still in business there.  Whew! 

Unfortunately however, this means that I have to mail order the stuff.  How did I run out?  I just forgot to order, that's all.  No good reason at all!
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Four-Eyed Buck

I hate when that happens. when I do it, it's my BP medication. A trifle more serious.........Buck 8) ::) :o ;)
I might be slow, but I'm mostly accurate.....

Delmonico

Buck takes Black Powder medication? ;D ;D ;D
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Trinity

Trinity reads the last post and lowers his head and sighs deeply.  ;D ;D

Yeah, Four Eye... I've forgotten medicines too.  ::) ::)
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Joyce (AnnieLee)

Alas, I had to come home because I don't have those things finished that I promised for Trinity.

< Sigh >

:(

AnnieLee


Unrepentant WartHog
Heathen Gunfighter
Pepper Mill Creek Gang
RATS
and
Wielder of "Elle KaBong", the WartHog cast iron skillet
Nasty Lady

Trinity

Quote from: AnnieLee on April 22, 2005, 07:54:14 PM
Alas, I had to come home because I don't have those things finished that I promised for Trinity.

< Sigh >

:(

AnnieLee

WHAT!!!??  You're not coming??  Dang!  And I cleaned up fer nothing!  <<going to closet and pulling junk back out and throwing it all over the place... or back into place as it were>>

:( :( :(
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Joyce (AnnieLee)

Quote from: Trinity on April 22, 2005, 08:15:40 PM
Quote from: AnnieLee on April 22, 2005, 07:54:14 PM
Alas, I had to come home because I don't have those things finished that I promised for Trinity.

< Sigh >

:(

AnnieLee

WHAT!!!??  You're not coming??  Dang!  And I cleaned up fer nothing!  <<going to closet and pulling junk back out and throwing it all over the place... or back into place as it were>>

:( :( :(

I'm sorry. I need to break out the sewing machine.

Please forgive me?

:'(

AnnieLee


Unrepentant WartHog
Heathen Gunfighter
Pepper Mill Creek Gang
RATS
and
Wielder of "Elle KaBong", the WartHog cast iron skillet
Nasty Lady

Trinity

Quote from: AnnieLee on April 22, 2005, 08:59:37 PM
Quote from: Trinity on April 22, 2005, 08:15:40 PM
Quote from: AnnieLee on April 22, 2005, 07:54:14 PM
Alas, I had to come home because I don't have those things finished that I promised for Trinity.

< Sigh >

:(

AnnieLee

WHAT!!!??  You're not coming??  Dang!  And I cleaned up fer nothing!  <<going to closet and pulling junk back out and throwing it all over the place... or back into place as it were>>

:( :( :(

I'm sorry. I need to break out the sewing machine.

Please forgive me?

:'(

AnnieLee

<sniff>  Oh!  I thought you were talking about coffee... mmmmm.  Coffeeeee!.... I digress.  Now I'm really hurt because I wasn't expectin' that you bring anything with you!  Not necessary at all!   <sniff>
:( :( :'(


...Forgive?  I am very grateful!
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Joyce (AnnieLee)

Quote from: Trinity on April 22, 2005, 09:14:19 PM
Quote from: AnnieLee on April 22, 2005, 08:59:37 PM
Quote from: Trinity on April 22, 2005, 08:15:40 PM
Quote from: AnnieLee on April 22, 2005, 07:54:14 PM
Alas, I had to come home because I don't have those things finished that I promised for Trinity.

< Sigh >

:(

AnnieLee

WHAT!!!??  You're not coming??  Dang!  And I cleaned up fer nothing!  <<going to closet and pulling junk back out and throwing it all over the place... or back into place as it were>>

:( :( :(

I'm sorry. I need to break out the sewing machine.

Please forgive me?

:'(

AnnieLee

<sniff>  Oh!  I thought you were talking about coffee... mmmmm.  Coffeeeee!.... I digress.  Now I'm really hurt because I wasn't expectin' that you bring anything with you!  Not necessary at all!   <sniff>
:( :( :'(


...Forgive?  I am very grateful!

((pssstt... watch the acting on this one folks.... ))

Grateful!? You are grateful I didn't come down? You mean you didn't want me to come down?? I see how you are. HUMPH!!

>:( >:( >:(

((Hand over the Oscar.))


Unrepentant WartHog
Heathen Gunfighter
Pepper Mill Creek Gang
RATS
and
Wielder of "Elle KaBong", the WartHog cast iron skillet
Nasty Lady

Trinity

Quote from: AnnieLee on April 22, 2005, 09:17:56 PM
Quote from: Trinity on April 22, 2005, 09:14:19 PM
Quote from: AnnieLee on April 22, 2005, 08:59:37 PM
Quote from: Trinity on April 22, 2005, 08:15:40 PM
Quote from: AnnieLee on April 22, 2005, 07:54:14 PM
Alas, I had to come home because I don't have those things finished that I promised for Trinity.

< Sigh >

:(

AnnieLee

WHAT!!!??  You're not coming??  Dang!  And I cleaned up fer nothing!  <<going to closet and pulling junk back out and throwing it all over the place... or back into place as it were>>

:( :( :(

I'm sorry. I need to break out the sewing machine.

Please forgive me?

:'(

AnnieLee

<sniff>  Oh!  I thought you were talking about coffee... mmmmm.  Coffeeeee!.... I digress.  Now I'm really hurt because I wasn't expectin' that you bring anything with you!  Not necessary at all!   <sniff>
:( :( :'(


...Forgive?  I am very grateful!

((pssstt... watch the acting on this one folks.... ))

Grateful!? You are grateful I didn't come down? You mean you didn't want me to come down?? I see how you are. HUMPH!!

>:( >:( >:(

((Hand over the Oscar.))

Single handedly AnnieLee reminds Trinity why he chooses to remain single.

"Yeah, you too T.C.!  You're staying single too"

;)
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Joyce (AnnieLee)

Quote from: Trinity on April 22, 2005, 09:28:30 PM
Quote from: AnnieLee on April 22, 2005, 09:17:56 PM
Quote from: Trinity on April 22, 2005, 09:14:19 PM
Quote from: AnnieLee on April 22, 2005, 08:59:37 PM
Quote from: Trinity on April 22, 2005, 08:15:40 PM
Quote from: AnnieLee on April 22, 2005, 07:54:14 PM
Alas, I had to come home because I don't have those things finished that I promised for Trinity.

< Sigh >

:(

AnnieLee

WHAT!!!??  You're not coming??  Dang!  And I cleaned up fer nothing!  <<going to closet and pulling junk back out and throwing it all over the place... or back into place as it were>>

:( :( :(

I'm sorry. I need to break out the sewing machine.

Please forgive me?

:'(

AnnieLee

<sniff>  Oh!  I thought you were talking about coffee... mmmmm.  Coffeeeee!.... I digress.  Now I'm really hurt because I wasn't expectin' that you bring anything with you!  Not necessary at all!   <sniff>
:( :( :'(


...Forgive?  I am very grateful!

((pssstt... watch the acting on this one folks.... ))

Grateful!? You are grateful I didn't come down? You mean you didn't want me to come down?? I see how you are. HUMPH!!

>:( >:( >:(

((Hand over the Oscar.))

Single handedly AnnieLee reminds Trinity why he chooses to remain single.

"Yeah, you too T.C.!  You're staying single too"

;)

((Of course, we all know that if there'd been a knock on Trinity's door and he'd answered it to find me standing there, his face would've fallen off and he prolly would have wet his pants....

Dang. I should have done it, just to see that.   :D  ))


Unrepentant WartHog
Heathen Gunfighter
Pepper Mill Creek Gang
RATS
and
Wielder of "Elle KaBong", the WartHog cast iron skillet
Nasty Lady

Delmonico

Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

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