Waaaay OT: Futons

Started by Forty Rod, April 15, 2009, 05:47:07 PM

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Russ McCrae

I've read this thread three times and I still can't read it without laughing till I got tears rolling down my face!!! ;D ;D
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Leo Tanner

Thanks fer bringin it back up.  It's serendipity, we finaly just sold off our futon.  Got a whoppin 20 bucks fer it.  Now there will be one more person who walks crooked down the street.

An as a side note, these fellers are all talk, I still ain't got ma yard aerated.   
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     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

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Texas Lawdog

Leo, Just get you apair of golf shoes and walk around your yards, you can aeriate your yards your own self.
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Silver Creek Slim

Moles are aerating my yard.  >:( Time ta get the FFFFg out.  :o

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Texas Lawdog

I've got a layer of sand between the soil and the sod. Armadillos dig in my front yard. They do their digging at night, looking for grub worms to eat.
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Delmonico

Wasn't set up, but saw a "bunk futon" at a garage sale today. ::)  Twice the misery.
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Texas Lawdog

Futon bunk beds are definitely for young ones!
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Four-Eyed Buck

They won't be young long sleepin' on them things! ::) :o ;D
I might be slow, but I'm mostly accurate.....

Leo Tanner

All futons er bunk.  He he.  That's more a that kaliforny slang.
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

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Texas Lawdog

Leo, That sounds more like Compton slang.
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Leo Tanner

Quote from: Texas Lawdog on June 13, 2009, 04:12:06 PM
Leo, That sounds more like Compton slang.

As much of a shame as it is, the kids in this town say it all the time.  They also reffer ta somethin they see as good "dank".  I ask each an everyone of them if they know what the word means.  None of em know.  I tell em an they look at me funny.   
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.

Texas Lawdog

The wonderful influence of "Rap" music on our youth of today.
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Leo Tanner

Don't know where they get it from.

"This food is dank!"

"you sayin it's dark, wet an moldy?"

"Huh?, no it's the bomb".

On an on it goes.
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

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Texas Lawdog

Lots of these young folks don't know the meaning of the words they use.
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Leo Tanner

CUD (remember him?) spent some time in the big house long ago.  One day The Boy was joshin back an forth with him an called him "punk".  Well ol' Dennis just about came outta his chair an brained the kid.  Explainin ta him what that word means ta fellers like Dennis was hard.   

"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.

Texas Lawdog

Yep! "Punk" does have a definite meaning in the penal system.
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Leo Tanner

The mood definately changed as soon as the word was mentioned.
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.

Texas Lawdog

That's an important aspect of penal society.
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