Innerestin Facts Bout Nebraska

[Arcey]

Crab is mighty good. Especially if ya get 'em fresh from a dock in the area of where the dive team brings in a floater.

Gottah be careful with the sand sharks. They're l'il but they'll take a hunk out ya. Gaff 'em close ta the month as ya can 'n cut the head off right away. Some guys will take the heads home 'n cut the jaws out. Why? Beats the hell outtah me. Slice 'em 'bout ¾" think. Cut the skin off. Only one bone in it 'n that's more like gristle than bone. Lottah seafood sales 'n seafood restaurants have shark steak from the big ones. If ya ever get the chance it's werth a try. It's sad when some folks just kill 'em. But in the sea, it'll get eaten. Still hate it. Ain't right 'n proper.

Good rule of thumb is if ya pull it outtah salt water keep yer fingers 'n such away from the thing's mouth.

[River City John]

Out here in Newbrasskey we wait for the annual migration of those Japanese land-walkin' fish to commence in the late summer, and when they're caught stranded on that long stretch out on the plains, we jump in our dune buggies and go drive over them to flatten and make filets for feedin' the hands!

Mighty good eating. If ya kin catch 'em traveling through a cornfield, ya don't even have to bread 'em first!

[Leo Tanner]

That made me think of that Land Shark skit they did on SNL many eons ago.

[River City John]

'Course all the big ranchers in the state of Nebraska nowadays have tame bald eagles that will fish the lakes and rivers for their masters, and then are trained to just drop 'em from their claws in mid-air right into the fryin' pan.

[River City John]

Also, in winter in Nebraska it's so cold that the trout grow fur. Don't want to eat any fur-bearin' fish, so don't fish in those frozen streams until Spring thaw then they've shed their winter coats.

[Leo Tanner]

Now them's some INNERESTIN FACTS BOUT NEWBRASKA.  I hope Roo agrees, we's runnin outta material here.

[River City John]

Now them's some INNERESTIN FACTS BOUT NEWBRASKA.  I hope Roo agrees, we's runnin outta material here.

Don't get Delmonco started about all the fine recipes he has for fixin' the common Nebraska jackalope. 

[Texas Lawdog]

RCJ, We got some of them Jackalopes down here in Texas. In fact there is a giant one that lives over in Fort Worth.

[litl rooster]

Now them's some INNERESTIN FACTS BOUT NEWBRASKA.  I hope Roo agrees, we's runnin outta material here.

runnin'?...... it's been on empty for 15 pages

[Texas Lawdog]

LR, The Energizer Bunny needs to pay us a visit.

[Leo Tanner]

Tolt ya not ta get yer hopes up.   This aint exactly "Innerestin Facts Bout Liittle Roosterville". 

[Texas Lawdog]

Leo, Sorry I missed ya, I was down at the barbershop watchin' a few haircuts.

[Tensleep]

 


let this thread die, it really needs to be put out of it's misery.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Ya must work fer AIG.

Naw, Leo, if he werked fer them he'd give ya back tha pickup load so long as ya didn't touch his three railroad car bonus! 

[Lucky Irish Tom]

let this thread die, it really needs to be put out of it's misery.

Sleep tha onliest ways threads die on this board iz from old age! 

[Tensleep]

Sleep tha onliest ways threads die on this board iz from old age! 

really sad isn't it?

[Leo Tanner]

Well it served it's purpose.  Bet Del will never ferget when his homeland was admitted inta the Union ever again an what number it was.

Hey Sleep did ya delete a post a mine here from earlier this mornin about grass growin and paint dryin, er did it just not send?
Not tryin ta be funny it's an honest question.

[Tensleep]

I have deleted no posts from this thread except my own.
That would be after I decided not to say how totally dumb some other posts were.

[Texas Lawdog]

Del will get the thread straightened out.

[Tensleep]

Del will get the thread straightened out.

Del didn't start it, I doubt he will do much with it...

he knows about beating dead horses.... or does he?