All ye shooters who wanna be RATS >> Sign in here!

Kaboom Andy · October 05, 2005, 05:59:39 AM

Hy pards,

May I be part of the "Rats"?
I've two Ruger Vaquero Bisley.......................And I really love them, the "best" revolver made!!

Joyce (AnnieLee) · October 05, 2005, 10:29:30 PM

The peephole opens, then slams shut. The door quickly flies open and Kaboom Andy is hugged by the listkeeper.

"Howdy, Andy! I was hoping you'd show up. Come on in, you are RATS number 223! Welcome to the RATS Hole!"

AnnieLee

Kaboom Andy · October 06, 2005, 09:38:21 AM

Ty pards..................

Last-laugh Easton · October 06, 2005, 10:29:16 AM

Wahl....shucks.......Ah gess ah bin wona themthar RATS fer a long tahm!!

Mah furst ayleyess was "Big Rat David-98 Pounds", wen ah was just neehi to a puppydawg.

But now ahm a-shootin' a pare a Staneless Vakweros, so ah gess ahm wonna y'all in spirit.

But ah aint never bin durty....ah take a bath wonsamunth, even ifn ah don't need it.

Last-laugh Easton

Querida · October 06, 2005, 07:18:21 PM

Guess Tres Pinos and I have been RATS for a while and didn't know it. Can we come and play with all the other RATS and if so, how do we go about signing up?

Querida & Tres Pinos

Blondetta · October 08, 2005, 08:43:59 AM

I need to be a Dirty RATS member too. Please add me to the list. This is all Lady Prospectors fault.

Joyce (AnnieLee) · October 09, 2005, 12:02:54 PM

The drumming at the door brings the Listkeeper to the peephole and a beady eye peers out for a moment before the door swings open.

Querida, all you have to do for joining is come up to the door and show us what Rugers you own, shoot, and love, just like Last-laugh Easton just did with his Vaqueros! Come on in, Last-laugh, you are RATS number 224!

Blondetta? Is it true? Have you given in to the Dark Side? Are you now an illustrious member of the Soot Ladies? Say it is so, and I'll put your name in bold!

AnnieLee

Lucky Irish Tom · October 09, 2005, 12:32:07 PM

Irish raps lightly at the door, he is there to proclaim that he has forsworn the heathen smokyless powders and will only shoot the Holy Black through his beloved Rugers. He beseeches the listkeeper to embolden his name to proclaim to all that he is a Dirty Rat!

Querida · October 10, 2005, 07:21:16 PM

To the almighty Listkeeper, Tres Pinos and I, Querida as we knock on thy honorable door, do humble ask that our names be embossed with the other fine RATS as we will always and only shoot Rugers. Tres Pinos shoots 45 Ruger Bisleys and also has a pair of 44-40 Ruger Vaqueros. I shoot 38 Ruger Bisleys and also have a pair of 38 Ruger Blackhawks. There has never been a finer gun as Ruger.

Querida & Tres Pinos

Joyce (AnnieLee) · October 10, 2005, 10:24:39 PM

"Irish Tom, having foresaken the heathen smokeless and fully embraced the Holy Black, you are now one of the DIRTY RATS!! You keep the same number, but can now use it in bold, befitting your stature among shooters.

"Querida and Tres Pinos, a couple tied together in many ways and also joined in your love of Rugers, please, come on in! Querida, you are number 225 , Tres Pinos, you are number 226! Welcome to the RATS!!"

AnnieLee

Querida · October 11, 2005, 10:16:24 AM

We be thankin the mighty Listkeeper. We will strive to make the RATS proud!!!!!

Querida & Tres Pinos

BlaiseNSaddles · October 11, 2005, 01:31:41 PM

Well I guess I might qualify, got me an Old Army and just put my money down on a pair of 45 Colt Birdshead grip Vaqueros.

Joyce (AnnieLee) · October 12, 2005, 05:29:20 AM

The listkeeper peers through the peephole. "Well, howdy, Doc Evie! Seems you are wavering about wanting to join the RATS. From the looks of it, you've got and love Rugers, so would you like a number, the secret handshake and a key to the door?

AnnieLee

BlaiseNSaddles · October 12, 2005, 05:07:59 PM

Sounds great.

I really find them (Rugers) to be the most reliable jobs I have. Sure wish Ruger could make an open-top with as just as much reliability and I would be absolutely 100% Ruger revolver.

Joyce (AnnieLee) · October 12, 2005, 05:21:25 PM

The front door swings open.

"Come on in, Doc Evie, you are RATS number 227!!" The listkeeper leans over to whisper, "we don't really have a secret handshake, but no one knows that, so we have a secret non-handshake!" More loudly she continues, "Welcome to the RATS Hole!"

AnnieLee

BlaiseNSaddles · October 13, 2005, 10:45:52 AM

Thanka kindly

Wrangler Smith · October 15, 2005, 12:30:57 AM

I also need to be a DIRTY RAT , BP only. I ruger bisleys in 357. Thanks BC

Joyce (AnnieLee) · October 15, 2005, 07:01:06 AM

The sun is shining on the alley this Saturday morning, revealing to the Listkeeper a man covered in soot and wearing a gigantic grin. The door to the RATS Hole swings open with a creak.

"Good morning Brack Cornett! Welcome, you have number 228 you DIRTY RATS! Come on in!"

AnnieLee

BlaiseNSaddles · October 15, 2005, 01:33:47 PM

Ha ha! Dirty Rat - well I guess I might sort of qualify - I use a substitute though - 777. Love BP but the subs make it so much better. The only time I use that French stuff is at the indoor range since they have a thing about ventilation and obscuring the other lanes.

Uncle Chan · October 16, 2005, 01:59:02 PM

All, I shoot two Bird's Head Ruger Vaqs, SS, 5.5 inche barrels and they are by far the finest handguns I've owned or shot!!! They are the sherman tank of the handgun world! I'd sure like to join this auspicious society!!!!

Uncle Chan