Evil Roy Got It Wrong!!

[Howdy Doody]

I am sure glad you told me that was a pizza. I had no clue (amngst other things I have no clue about) and had guessed it was something regurgitated or something. When I get back your way and get to shoot with you, youcould make it again and make me feel at home. I am Eyetaylion a bit. My Grandfather was ,and he came here just as we turned the century. I am learning to speak now without using my hands even. I found that talking and waving my arms around spooked the cattle.

[Delmonico]

I am sure glad you told me that was a pizza. I had no clue (amngst other things I have no clue about) and had guessed it was something regurgitated or something. When I get back your way and get to shoot with you, youcould make it again and make me feel at home. I am Eyetaylion a bit. My Grandfather was ,and he came here just as we turned the century. I am learning to speak now without using my hands even. I found that talking and waving my arms around spooked the cattle.

Would be proud to my friend, another I make is Newbrassky Cheese Steak.



"ceptt I pt it on a sourdough biscuit.

Pardon the plate,didn't want to do dishes that day.

[Howdy Doody]

Del, is that a crocker spaniel drinbking yer tree water? Maybe that is why my tree croaks so quickly. I guess the water gets a minty taste to it that dogs crave. The plus side is their breathe is better.

Hey now, I am a bonifide cheese steak lover. I figure you, me, Slim and a few more cyber pards could eat our way through a match really well with you fixin' the chuck. I like to shoot, but it makes me huuungrrrrrrrry!

Yup, I have it to get back thataways just as soon as I can get myself retired. Maybe in 2010. I already cancelled 2009 and at 66 I am fully eligible, but can't get away from the insurance and the $.

[Delmonico]

Del, is that a crocker spaniel drinbking yer tree water? Maybe that is why my tree croaks so quickly. I guess the water gets a minty taste to it that dogs crave. The plus side is their breathe is better.

Hey now, I am a bonifide cheese steak lover. I figure you, me, Slim and a few more cyber pards could eat our way through a match really well with you fixin' the chuck. I like to shoot, but it makes me huuungrrrrrrrry!

Yup, I have it to get back thataways just as soon as I can get myself retired. Maybe in 2010. I already cancelled 2009 and at 66 I am fully eligible, but can't get away from the insurance and the $.

A 7 week old black Lab, my late friend Midnite, taken in Dec of 1990, may he rest in peace, he was a good friend.  Course my 2 1/2 year old one Rowdy is a good friend also.

[Texas Lawdog]

Del, That's a fine picture of Midnite. The pizza looks good but those steak bisquits were good too. A  campfire would feel purty good right now.

[Leo Tanner]

Just tripped over this thread.  All I can say is I've been participating in a collaborative story over in Saddlebag Tales in which we is tryin hard ta be period correct.  While readin the original post here I thought "Oh dern, how many times have I used the word pistol?"  Nightmares of modafying dozens of posts came, but then I read all five pages an feel much better now

Sa far as magazine/clip thing goes, I've heard the term bandolier used in regards to older auto rifles too.  I had always thought that was just a chest mounted cartrige belt, but I guess it referrs ta some magazines as well.  If it holds bullits er pitchers of nekkid wimmin, I just call it a magazine.  All I got is tubular magazines anyhow.

I know I got here kinda late an the topic is now Del's food an Labs.  I would like one a them sampler platters a Del's cooking, a couple bites of each thing.  Pattin Rowdy on the head an have him bark at me in person would be nice too


Leo

[Fairshake]

The Post worked out great. It did what I hoped for. It got a good group of Pards to realize that the whole problem lies with the Brits!! In a couple hundred more years we will work on and smooth out the little problem areas. Plus everyone here got to know each other a little better. My wife and I were shopping in Wally-World and had entered the check out line. The woman in front of us was talking about riding her "HARLEY". I looked at my wife and grined. I then told this lady that it was bad enough when they allowed women to vote much less allowing them to drive a vehicle. Well, can I tell you the "FUN" really got started then. I can't post the side of her answer, but to make matters worse she was parked besides us in the lot. I've never seen arms move so fast in so many directions while screaming out words to describe my kinfolk. Her husband or boyfriend was in the vehicle and she was telling him to get out and defend her honor. He looked at me and started grining and stayed where he was. My wife even enjoyed the carrying on. Although she did say David, those people don't know you like I do and it could get bad. I grinned and drove off. Howdy, I hope when you said that you was riding a motor-sysikle that it has a HD on it somewhere as all others are cheap wanna beees. See ya down the trail

[Angel_Eyes]

Fairshake, you aint givin this here ole island a fair shake!!! Just 'cos we'uns invented English(which we built from scrap parts of all the other european languages) dont mean it wus our fault anyhow.

UKshooter (who wus brung up, proper-like to respect old folks and themus dont unnerstand English when she is spoke!!)

[River City John]

Fairshake, you aint givin this here ole island a fair shake!!! Just 'cos we'uns invented English(which we built from scrap parts of all the other european languages) dont mean it wus our fault anyhow.

UKshooter (who wus brung up, proper-like to respect old folks and themus dont unnerstand English when she is spoke!!)

Loo

Flat

Lift

I rest my case.
RCJ (An old Anglophile.)

[Howdy Doody]

Fairshake, first of all, yup, my scooter is a Harley Dyna. Here is a piccie of me just getting in from roundin' up a few strays that got through the bobwire fence.
Yeah, I don't dress like a pirate and sort of lean towards looking like a poser, RUB or the like. Yeah, I even wear leather with a patch on it too, but not a rocker patch.



So, before all out UK pards get their knickers in a twist, I have riden Triumphs a couple times and a Norton too. I stick with HD just because that is my initials.

[Major 2]

I gotta say Howdy " the red boots and the yella fella 10 gallon shore is festive "
Nice scoot too....

Fairshake.... "you truly have set! ...here in Span America (Mid and South Florida) stirring the pot as you do
Could get a cap popped on your Donkey (as it were)"

I like to poke a little fun myself.... but it ain't like it once was... folks don't seem to have any sense of humor.
Hell here in the sue capitol of the US, you can be dragged in to court for calling the Kettel black !

But we have no State Income Tax and it don't Snow ,So year round Cycle weather ....and we have the Castle Law 

[Delmonico]

Them Brit cars and bikes are mfine except one minor detail, they need a good set of Delco-Remmy 'lectrics on them.  The Lucas system has a few flaws in it.  In the "Colonies" we refer to it as the Lucifer system, Lucifer bein' The Prince of Darkness.

Our 1948 Ferguson TE-20, (E meaning it was assembled in England, Coventry to be exact)  Now much more trouble free after a Delco-Remy swap.

Oh that's my little brother at the wheel, at least tractors have the sterrin' wheel in the middle, a nice comprimise.

[Howdy Doody]

Wait a minute Major! In keeping with keeping all this stuff as far off topic and in general making the original topic a distant memory and since this may end up as the longest thread in history and eligible for the Guiness (not a bad beer by the way) Record books,
what do you mean Florida is the sue capitol of the world? Is this another one of those Florida vs California boasts? I think California outweighs Florida in ambulance chasers, celebrity litigators and divorce lawyers than anywhere else. Maybe you think you have better oranges in Florida, but if you think your oranges have more vitimin C, then I will just have to sue ya.  
OK! So, I am one of those weeny bad boy bikers and I haven't ridden mine for a month because the weather is too cold (it gets below 50 now) and I am a fairweather rider and all, there is no need to get your knickers in a twist (for our UK pards).
Now back to the original topic, what ever that was. Ahhh yes. Is a broomhandle a pistol or a rifle, does it have a clip, magazine or ?
What about making a Ruger Montado a legal SASS weapon. Gamey? Pressure from a sponsor? An advantage to the disadvantaged? Rugers answer to a bisley hammer on a vaquero that was before a real no no, or what?
I'll leave you all to ponder it all and the condition of the world too, while I have to go off this morning to do battle on my own battlefield. Yes, since I am not shooting today Heidi Doody has presented me with a list of chores that are to be performed or the kitchen will be closed and the blanket will be on the couch. Things on the list are, drag out the Christmas lights (torches) all the decorations, get a tree, fix the water filter under the sink, check the pool chemicals, clean up the garage and to get started pretty darned soon and get off the computer.  

Note to Del, Harley is made in the good ol' US of A, but not all the parts are. It is pretty disheartning to find a label that says hencho in China on it, but that is exactly what I found on the rear fender harness. I'll bet the electronics aren't made here either. Wiilie G. the inventor of weird skulls and designer of V Rod, Porshe designed engines and such is laughing all the way to the bank.  My old Triumph had Lucas electrics on it, when they worked. 
Later pards.

[Leo Tanner]

I was one a them dirty bikers until fairly recently.   Personly don't balieve ya can call yer self that if ya don't have a bike an I recently sold mine.  Tried ta keep things fairly old school...



Used ta take pride in foul weather riding when I was younger, then one day while freezing ma butt off an soaked like a drown rat, I looked around an said, this is dumb, what the heck am I thinkin   So fer now, I'm just a gun nut what likes ta take the wife out ta shoot game of pool every now an then.  Can honestly say after 20 years of riding I don't miss it much, the wife misses it more.

Oh, an Willie Gee Whiz can kiss my ***

     And the thread drifts on, the thread drifts on...


Leo

[Major 2]

Speaking of Seafood, is it proper to drink a Rosa' or is white wine the only PC ?
Oh ! and Abalone Steak is great !

and Howdy... as to Orange's themselves ...Shacky side oranges are better eating oranges ..for juice it don't matter ..
But by far the best eating is a thing called a Honey Bell grown as far as I know only in Palm Beach Co.
somthing in the direction of a tangelos...zipper skin, no seeds or that white pulp crap. and sweet 
You can only get them around Christmas ....

[Leo Tanner]

Oh, fer the Brits here, I was on another message board years ago an these two folks start going back an forth doin that Cockney riming thing.  They understood eachother completely.  How they could converse like that with so many possibilitis of words ta ryme with the words they used is beyond me.  They should a used it as code durrin the war.  Makes Navajo sound sound like first grade.


Leo

[Fairshake]

Look at it this way Leo, after the war of 1776 and the war of 1812 they decided it was better to be friends. And I will say have back us up more than once. I have a Tangelo tree in my yard Major and they are getting real close to pickin time. Later

[Leo Tanner]

I admire the Brit's tenaciosty.  Seen enough Big 2 footage of air raid aftermaths ta gain a lot of respect.  S'far as the Cockney goes, I was just jelous that I couldn't understand 'em


Leo

     

[Dr. Bob]

The Rosa' is fine.  Anymore, you can drink anything that suits you with what you are ordering!  And if someone else looks at you funny, that is really his/her problem!  The "stuff" in red wine is healthy for you, but it is all good.

[Forty Rod]

Howdy, just what is that coiled up on the port side of your tank?  Looks like a tow line, jumper cables, or a siphon hose.  He'p me out here.