Welcome ta the Grassy Knoll--a not so stoopid thread 'bout con speer a see

Started by Leo Tanner, December 02, 2008, 05:09:06 PM

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Delmonico

Quote from: Leo Tanner on December 18, 2008, 06:40:41 PM
Alot of the grands around here are about the right age fer doin reindeer food.  Just shake up dry oatmeal an glitter in a bag an let em sprinkle it on the porch an drive way.  Get yer a$$ outta bet when they go ta sleep an sweep it away.  Sound silly but it makes em really light up in the mornin seein that food gone.


Leo

So does that mean reighdeer poop has glitter in it. ::)
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Leo Tanner

Ya can add lib ta be more convincing if ya like.  I'm sure Rowdy won't mind ya stealin er leavins ta dress up if it means that much ta ya ;D


Leo
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

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Lucky Irish Tom

Q: Why is today's economy not like a divorce?

A: You've lost half of your savings, but you still have the wife!  :o ::) ;D
If ya can't be fast it's good to be Lucky!
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Leo Tanner

Quote from: Lucky Irish Tom on December 18, 2008, 07:39:07 PM
Q: Why is today's economy not like a divorce?

A: You've lost half of your savings, but you still have the wife!  :o ::) ;D

:) :D ;D ;)
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.

Texas Lawdog

LIT, That deserves a shot of Bushmills to warm the cockles of your heart tonight.
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litl rooster

Quote from: Lucky Irish Tom on December 18, 2008, 07:39:07 PM
Q: Why is today's economy not like a divorce?

A: You've lost half of your savings, but you still have the wife!  :o ::) ;D


for those of you that have been divorced twice it's all yer savings...... >:(
Mathew 5.9

Leo Tanner

I got away easy with number 2, we was just engaged.  She made the mistake of thinking the process of my castration was far enough along ta let her true colors and her fangs show.  Her stupidy saved me a fortune ::)


Leo
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.

Texas Lawdog

I guess that I'm in the minority when it somes to divorces and ex-wives, I'm still on my first one, 35 years in March.
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litl rooster

Mathew 5.9

Ozark Tracker

Quote from: litl rooster on December 19, 2008, 07:32:37 AM
from the unclassifed vaults



http://www.comcast.net/articles/news-general/20081219/Obit.Felt/





lots of turmoil back in them days,  doesn't seem hardly that long ago that we were hearin it all on the evening news.
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

litl rooster

  the actual break in and access is used today for training scenarios


might add most of the ones I work with weren't around then :o
Mathew 5.9

Texas Lawdog

LR, We all have that problem, They ain't many of us "Old Timers" left.
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Leo Tanner



Quote from: Texas Lawdog on December 19, 2008, 07:56:53 AM
LR, We all have that problem, They ain't many of us "Old Timers" left.

That's why we must preserve ya as national treasures :D

I hear Del is about ta be cryogenicaly frozen out there in Newbrasky ::)


Leo
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.

Texas Lawdog

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Leo Tanner

He said they wasn't gonna close taday even if were bad icey.  I hate days like that.


Leo
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.

Texas Lawdog

Well, It's back being like spring again. It's 73 here right now.
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Ozark Tracker

oh well, ya know what they say about the weather  just hang around a few days,  it'll change again  ;D
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

Texas Lawdog

It's supposed to be back in the 30s on Sun. and Mon. around here.
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Ozark Tracker

they're talkin teens tonight, but no ice or snow, just a coupla days of cold.  but I'd jsut as sonn as have warm
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

"I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved."

Texas Lawdog

We had some rain on Thurs., but nothin' since.  I'm just we haven't had the snow that a lot of folks have had so far.
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   Col.  CAF  NRA  TSRA   BOA  Dooley Gang  BOPP  ROWSS  Scarlet Mask Vigilance Society Great Lakes Freight and Mining Company  Cow Cracker Cavalry   Berger Sharpshooters "I had no Irons in the Fire". "Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie"?

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