A thread to abuse Leo for not knowin' who Hoppy is (+ now for other mistakes)

Started by Delmonico, November 01, 2008, 05:34:53 PM

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River City John

#160
November 24, 2008, 05:28:14 PM
It had reached that sublime state where everything had dried to the same appearance, you couldn't with certainty identify any one ingredient. It was all chewy alike.
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Leo Tanner

#161
November 24, 2008, 05:50:43 PM
Took a swig off a beer someone had put a ciggarette out in once.  I didn't wanna play anymore after that :-X


Leo
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Russ T Chambers

#162
November 24, 2008, 06:20:02 PM
Had two Grandpas that chewed Snuff, and used empty beer cans for spittoons.  Cured this young kid of draining empties!!!!!  :o:P :P :-X :-X
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Delmonico

#163
November 24, 2008, 06:20:47 PM
"Tap, tap, tap"

Just waitin' to see if Leo gets my latest one in the Nov coffee thread. ::)
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#164
November 24, 2008, 06:42:00 PM
Quote from: Russ T Chambers on November 24, 2008, 06:20:02 PM
Had two Grandpas that chewed Snuff, and used empty beer cans for spittoons.  Cured this young kid of draining empties!!!!!  :o:P :P :-X :-X


Russ T,  I can almost asure ya that everybody that dips has had that happen,  it ain't a good thing at all,

since we're past supper time, I'll go ahead and post this,  used to be an old man where I grew up that spent a lot of time down at the Domino Parlor in town, I'd go with my Granddad and hang out down there when he was playin,  the old guy was there everyday, he'd have a big chaw of something in his jaw, I mean a big wad. along at noon he'd get ready to go eat, he'd take out his chaw and wrap it in some tin foil, when he came back after eating, he'd unwrap it and dip it down in his spit can to get it back good and juicy, I've seen him do it a hundred times, grossed me out every time.  :P
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

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Leo Tanner

#165
November 24, 2008, 06:48:36 PM
OT, I aint et yet!.
     S'ok.  In younger days me an a bunch a guys got a motel room in Santa cruz fer spring break.  We was drinkin Jack Danials outta clear plastic cups.  Someone had filled one of the cups with water ta use as an ash tray.  Put enough butts in there an it takes on the color of Jack Danials.  Scott already had a belly full of the hard stuff an chugged that sucker down.  I thought he was gonna die, an so did he.  I never seen that shade of green before.


Leo
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.

Leo Tanner

#166
November 24, 2008, 06:58:20 PM
Quote from: Delmonico on November 24, 2008, 06:20:47 PM
"Tap, tap, tap"

Just waitin' to see if Leo gets my latest one in the Nov coffee thread. ::)

That comin from a guy who gets all fired testy at lunch time ::)

Leo
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.

Ozark Tracker

#167
November 24, 2008, 07:01:37 PM
when I went to Basic Training, there a guy got there same time I did, he was from Cleveland, his hair was down just a little past his waist, got to know him pretty good.  he was always talking about taking drugs, how much he could drink, just what all he could do.  
one day we were out marchin and they had a 5 minute break,  I got out ma Copenhagen and got a dip,  he asked me what that was, I told him, he asked if he could have a dip, so I gave him some,  he got it in his mouth and finally got it all gathered up in one place and they said it was time to go. we got up and got in line and started marchin, now all was fine as long as we was walkin but then they called for an airborne shuffle,  so I tossed mine and told him he'd better get rid of it. well he begin to tell me how nothin bothered him, he'd be alright,  took about a half mile,  he started gagging and turning kinda gree aorund the gills, he fell out of formation and he was throwin up as we went past,
that night he came to me and ask to see that can, he had his pencil and paper, wrote down what it was exactly and told me that when he got home he was gonna get some and give it to some of his tough friends,  he said he had never had anything make him that sick,   he thought it was cool.  :o :o
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

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Texas Lawdog

#168
November 25, 2008, 09:00:53 AM
I dipped Cope before I ever smoked. Workin' on the ranch, it was easier to dip and chew than smoke. I played Baseball in college and the coach let us chew and dip in the dugout during the game. I was always careful about the spit cans and bottles. We still had glass coke bottles, so they were the logical ones to use.
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Leo Tanner

#169
November 25, 2008, 12:27:17 PM
Ahh the dip.
     Ma Dad was a Cope man an enjoyed Skoal mint as well.  Tolt my Ma he had quit so he would swallow the stuff 'stead of spittin it.  Hid the cans in his shoes where I found it and helped maself.  Went ta an amuzment park on a school trip with a can I had swiped.  Loaded up tween the cheek an gum an went on a ride called the Fiddlers Fling. :-X
     I switched ta ciggarettes after that.  They didn't make me clammy an nautious.


Leo
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

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Texas Lawdog

#170
November 25, 2008, 02:42:55 PM
If you weren't used to it, Cope would give a buzz.
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Leo Tanner

#171
November 25, 2008, 03:39:23 PM
Another problem I had with the stuff was that it didn't agree with ma gums.  After a few days they'd start bleedin an gettin swollen.  I decided ta punish ma lungs instead.


Leo 
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

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Texas Lawdog

#172
November 25, 2008, 04:06:57 PM
The skoal bandits were cleaner to use with the little paper packets. I used them before I finally quit dippin'. I had quit smokin' in 73.
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Leo Tanner

#173
November 25, 2008, 04:28:10 PM
I remeber the bandits.  Guys used ta soak em in whiskey like the tail end of a cigar.
     I chewed Redman leaf one time I quit smokin an boy was that a mess.  There must be some kinda science to it that I never figgured out.  Chicks did not dig ma smile ;D


Leo
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.

Delmonico

#174
November 25, 2008, 05:15:33 PM
Always chewed the Redman, still do now and then, my Stacecoach pitures I have a big wad in them, no I didn't spit off the coach. ;D

Friend had just put in a hunk, he saw me lookin' and said he could tell. ;D
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The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Texas Lawdog

#175
November 25, 2008, 06:53:01 PM
I chewed a lot of Redman back then too.  Women don't really care for the taste of snuff or chewing tobacco when they get kissed. They're sorta narrow minded that way.
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Delmonico

#176
November 25, 2008, 06:58:26 PM
Quote from: Texas Lawdog on November 25, 2008, 06:53:01 PM
I chewed a lot of Redman back then too.  Women don't really care for the taste of snuff or chewing tobacco when they get kissed. They're sorta narrow minded that way.

What about the ones that do themselves?  I see a few around that do.
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Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

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The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Ozark Tracker

#177
November 25, 2008, 07:13:54 PM
Quote from: Delmonico on November 25, 2008, 06:58:26 PM
What about the ones that do themselves?  I see a few around that do.


brings back memories of Stillwater, Oklahoma,  Okla State University,  fall of 69,   the Corral Bar,   first time I ever saw a girl with a dip,   cutest littl blonde ya ever saw, hat pulled down tite,  drinkin a coors,  right over the dip,  I had just past that milestone a few months before  ;D  anyways  I've seen a lot since, but she was just a knockout with her little dip.   ;D


strange what memory comes to ya,  ain't it.  hadn't thought about her in years.
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

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Tensleep

#178
November 25, 2008, 07:21:31 PM
OT, do you remember a joint in Stillwater named Millie's?

Have I asked you that before?  ::)
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#179
November 25, 2008, 07:32:38 PM
I believe I have partaken there, was it out on the north side of town?    the coral was more over toward the College and there was one other place that I don't recall the name of right now kinda out on the East side I believe
lots of evenings spent listening to the juke box and dancing and sippin a cool one.
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

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