Delmonico's Un-Sense-a-tiv-itty trainin' class

Started by Delmonico, October 16, 2008, 07:45:28 PM

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Texas Lawdog

#80
October 22, 2008, 11:00:39 AM
OT, I'm gonna be waitin' for the Eagle to fly next week. I'll be gettin' my first retirement check next Friday.
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Arcey

#81
October 22, 2008, 11:12:25 AM
Always wait for the bastard ta fly close so I kin grab 'im by the throat 'n choke some the money he swiped from me back inta my accounts.
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Texas Lawdog

#82
October 22, 2008, 06:41:52 PM
You do know that the Eagle is an endangered species.
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Lucky Irish Tom

#83
October 22, 2008, 07:37:01 PM
That's cause them pollytishins keep stranglin im fer all he's werth!  :o
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Leo Tanner

#84
October 22, 2008, 08:02:56 PM
The stress of it all made 'im bald.
     Not Tex, the bird ::)


Leo
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

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litl rooster

#85
October 22, 2008, 10:34:55 PM
just cause the comb the feathers over the top of they heads doesn't mean they is bald.....
Mathew 5.9

Texas Lawdog

#86
October 23, 2008, 12:16:30 AM
Leo, I'm not bald, just follically challenged.
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Leo Tanner

#87
October 23, 2008, 12:11:50 PM
Quote from: litl rooster on October 22, 2008, 10:34:55 PM
just cause the comb the feathers over the top of they heads doesn't mean they is bald.....

Donald Trump is the eagle?

Quote from: Texas Lawdog on October 23, 2008, 12:16:30 AM
Leo, I'm not bald, just follically challenged.

Sorry Tex, ya just mentioned it so many times.


Leo
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

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Texas Lawdog

#88
October 23, 2008, 02:09:14 PM
I usually wear a cap or a Western hat most of the time, especially when I'm outside.
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Delmonico

#89
October 23, 2008, 06:02:38 PM
Quote from: Texas Lawdog on October 23, 2008, 02:09:14 PM
I usually wear a cap or a Western hat most of the time, especially when I'm outside.

But not when he's sleepin'. ;D
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Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

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The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Four-Eyed Buck

#90
October 23, 2008, 06:35:57 PM
Don't know how I got to keep a full head of hair. Most of them on Dad's side were gone up the middle by the time they were my age. Must be Mom's side hangin' in there. our seccond oldest( mine) was gone pretty much up top and he's 38. Just shaves the whole thing now, our youngest( mine) still has a pretty full batch up there yet. Of course, all I've got up here is really gray..................Buck 8) ::) ;)
I might be slow, but I'm mostly accurate.....

Delmonico

#91
October 23, 2008, 07:28:42 PM
Grey in mine is gettin' worse, lady ant the grocery store gave me the Sr. Discount last night, didn't ask, she just did it, saved me $6, so I didn't hollor and said to wait 3 years.
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Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Leo Tanner

#92
October 23, 2008, 08:34:12 PM
 :D  We was just talkin 'bout this yesrterday round here.
     22 year old comes out a the bathroom and says "Mom, you gave me a bad haircut".  Well Lil don't give no bad haircuts so we had a look.  Guys got a serious widows peak goin an a friar tuck deal on the top.  Tolt him about ma friend in school who perty much lost it all over night at 16.  This did not lift his spirits much, but I ain't in the habbit a strokin' egos. 
     Mine 'll go someday, but I'm glad it waited at least this long.


Leo
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

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Ozark Tracker

#93
October 23, 2008, 09:11:27 PM
well mine is gettin a spot back there on top in the back, got it sunburned once this summer, first time,  I figured one of these days it'd happen, Granddaddy was smooth all on the top,  Dad had this spot in the back before he passed away,  doesn't bother me as much as I thought it would at one time,   it's been gray for a while,  I can remember when I was about 16, it was entirely black and thick as could be, ma barber found a (one) gray hair, it's took a long time to get all gray.

one of the things that's bothered me more the last few years is the way it combs,  up until aobut 2 or 3 years ago it layed just where I combed it, the last coupla years it don't want to be combed, have to force it to control it. talked to the barber about it, says it happens about the late 50's to most guys,  hair starts to dry out and it don't remember where it was combed,  oh well,  I got plenty of hats I guess.
We done it for Dixie,  nothing else

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Leo Tanner

#94
October 23, 2008, 10:25:56 PM
My part went from the side as a kid to the middle fer several years, an now back on the side again.  Weren't no fashion choices on my part (oh damn, a pun) it just happened that way.  I just get it wet now and see what happens.  If it aint Alfalfa from the Little Rascals, I'm good ta go.


Leo 
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

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Texas Lawdog

#95
October 24, 2008, 06:14:04 AM
I just part my hair with a wet washcloth.
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El Peludo

#96
October 24, 2008, 11:08:55 AM
How did you guys get from "un-sens-itivitee" to hair loss?  Now that is a subject I know something about - NOT.  ;D ;D  I just measured my chin whiskers; they're eight inches long, or there abouts, and my head hair is hangin' down between my shoulder blades.  I am a bit thin on top, though; my scalp is suntanned - but I ain't "bald".  This situation runs in my family.  Now, color is another thing.  If I put on a cap to cover my darker head hair, I can pass for Santy Clause.  Only got's a leeeetle bit of dark left in my 'stache.  Hair is one fo my "long suits"; I have more hair on my body than a lot of fellers have on their head.   ::) ::) :o :o ;D ;D
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Leo Tanner

#97
October 24, 2008, 12:01:40 PM
Lil's oldest is like that.  He's a sasquatch.  More hair under his armpits than I got on ma chest, an I got alot there.  Sometimes I'm UN-SENSE-A-TIVE an tease him 'bout it.

      There, I tied it all back tagether ;D


Leo
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

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Texas Lawdog

#98
October 24, 2008, 12:36:42 PM
I always seem to be able to grow hair everywhere but my head.
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Arcey

#99
October 24, 2008, 12:40:45 PM
Quote from: El Peludo on October 24, 2008, 11:08:55 AM
How did you guys get from "un-sens-itivitee" to hair loss? 

Sumbody cut fart 'n the thread took off with it.....

My hair is gettin' gotten ta be a pain. I don't find a good reason ta cut it off by the spring, it's comin' off anyway 'n I ain't gonna grow it back like this again. Damn near set the mess on fire this mornin' lightin' a cigarette.
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