Delmonico's Un-Sense-a-tiv-itty trainin' class

Started by Delmonico, October 16, 2008, 07:45:28 PM

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Leo Tanner

#40
October 18, 2008, 06:13:32 PM
I'm cursed with the opposite of CRS.  It's called REGDTYEH (remember every G D thing ya ever heard). 
     You fellow sufferers understand that it aint all it's cracked up ta be.  People won't even sit in the same room with me when Jepordy is on.  Apparently it's annoying even though you aint tryin ta be a know-it-all.  It's a compulsion ::)


Leo


 
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.

Four-Eyed Buck

#41
October 18, 2008, 06:17:21 PM
They still make the CR-V, Forty. The Element is quite suare looking and has suicide doors. You can open all four and the hatch and take a hose and flush the interior out. Miz Fannie Kickinshoot has one to haul all of her dresses, hats and wigs with.........Buck 8)
I might be slow, but I'm mostly accurate.....

Texas Lawdog

#42
October 18, 2008, 07:16:36 PM
I wanna go on record by saying I ain't  gonna be sensitive no more!
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Tensleep

#43
October 18, 2008, 07:19:25 PM
Quote from: Texas Lawdog on October 18, 2008, 07:16:36 PM
I wanna go on record by saying I ain't  gonna be sensitive no more!


Duly noted....

NOT that we ever saw you as sensitive to begin with.  ::)
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Just a poor dumb cowboy, tryin' to do my best.
"If I could roll back tha years, back when I was young and limber..."

Leo Tanner

#44
October 18, 2008, 08:13:01 PM
Oh, I'm sure he yanked a kitten or two outta a tree in his time. 

     
Leo
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.

Tensleep

#45
October 18, 2008, 08:19:15 PM
Quote from: Leo Tanner on October 18, 2008, 08:13:01 PM
Oh, I'm sure he yanked a kitten or two outta a tree in his time. 

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

Kittens..... burlap bags.... bricks..... creek....... could cause a shortage of movin' targets  :o
Masonic Cowboy Shootist
America's 1st Grey Sash Cowboy, GSC 006
SASS 5756 Life, Regulator
Dooley Gang, Virginia Chapter
Just a poor dumb cowboy, tryin' to do my best.
"If I could roll back tha years, back when I was young and limber..."

Leo Tanner

#46
October 18, 2008, 08:51:42 PM
Quote from: Tensleep on October 18, 2008, 08:19:15 PM
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

Kittens..... burlap bags.... bricks..... creek....... could cause a shortage of movin' targets  :o

I must be insensitve cause I just laughed so hard ma eyes watered. 
     Made me think about an old expression about two cats fighting in a sack as well, which aint very sensitive niether.

I just aint right ::)


Leo
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.

Forty Rod

#47
October 19, 2008, 01:08:39 AM
How about we need to change this to  ::)-Sense-a-tiv-itty trainin'.

Element, huh?  Sounds handy....but uuuuugly!
People like me are the reason people like you have the right to bitch about people like me.

litl rooster

#48
October 19, 2008, 06:49:44 AM
Quote from: Leo Tanner on October 18, 2008, 08:13:01 PM
Oh, I'm sure he yanked a kitten or two outta a tree in his time. 

     
Leo



I'm sure he was being paid for doing it...$$$ do grease the wheel of sin siv ti vitty
Mathew 5.9

Texas Lawdog

#49
October 19, 2008, 08:53:53 AM
I will never be accused of being touchey feeley or warm and fuzzy. I've never been very PC either. I'm too to change now.
SASS#47185  RO I   ROII       NCOWS#2244  NCOWS Life #186  BOLD#393 GAF#318 SCORRS#1 SBSS#1485  WASA#666  RATS#111  BOSS#155  Storm#241 Henry 1860#92 W3G#1000  Warthog AZSA #28  American Plainsmen Society #69  Masonic Cowboy Shootist  Hiram's Rangers#18  FOP  Lt. Col  Grand Army of The Frontier, Life Member CAF
   Col.  CAF  NRA  TSRA   BOA  Dooley Gang  BOPP  ROWSS  Scarlet Mask Vigilance Society Great Lakes Freight and Mining Company  Cow Cracker Cavalry   Berger Sharpshooters "I had no Irons in the Fire". "Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie"?

Arcey

#50
October 19, 2008, 09:07:03 AM
Was always as touchy-feely as I thought I could get away with. But we may we talkin' different stuff...
Honorary Life Member of the Pungo Posse. Badge #1. An honor bestowed by the posse. Couldn't be more proud or humbled.

All I did was name it 'n get it started. The posse made it great. A debt I can never repay. Thank you, mi amigos.

Texas Lawdog

#51
October 19, 2008, 03:19:35 PM
I'm talkin' about not wanting to be looked upon as being one of the "yes" men or a "company" man.
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   Col.  CAF  NRA  TSRA   BOA  Dooley Gang  BOPP  ROWSS  Scarlet Mask Vigilance Society Great Lakes Freight and Mining Company  Cow Cracker Cavalry   Berger Sharpshooters "I had no Irons in the Fire". "Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie"?

Delmonico

#52
October 19, 2008, 03:36:25 PM
Quote from: Texas Lawdog on October 19, 2008, 03:19:35 PM
a "company" man.

But you were goodcompany at Fort Hartsuff. ;D
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Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Texas Lawdog

#53
October 19, 2008, 05:37:14 PM
Thank you Sir! You are too kind! I am really lookin' forward to next year.
SASS#47185  RO I   ROII       NCOWS#2244  NCOWS Life #186  BOLD#393 GAF#318 SCORRS#1 SBSS#1485  WASA#666  RATS#111  BOSS#155  Storm#241 Henry 1860#92 W3G#1000  Warthog AZSA #28  American Plainsmen Society #69  Masonic Cowboy Shootist  Hiram's Rangers#18  FOP  Lt. Col  Grand Army of The Frontier, Life Member CAF
   Col.  CAF  NRA  TSRA   BOA  Dooley Gang  BOPP  ROWSS  Scarlet Mask Vigilance Society Great Lakes Freight and Mining Company  Cow Cracker Cavalry   Berger Sharpshooters "I had no Irons in the Fire". "Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie"?

Leo Tanner

#54
October 19, 2008, 05:37:58 PM
I like Arcey's implied definition better :D


Leo


"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.

Texas Lawdog

#55
October 19, 2008, 05:44:49 PM
Sexual Harassment?
SASS#47185  RO I   ROII       NCOWS#2244  NCOWS Life #186  BOLD#393 GAF#318 SCORRS#1 SBSS#1485  WASA#666  RATS#111  BOSS#155  Storm#241 Henry 1860#92 W3G#1000  Warthog AZSA #28  American Plainsmen Society #69  Masonic Cowboy Shootist  Hiram's Rangers#18  FOP  Lt. Col  Grand Army of The Frontier, Life Member CAF
   Col.  CAF  NRA  TSRA   BOA  Dooley Gang  BOPP  ROWSS  Scarlet Mask Vigilance Society Great Lakes Freight and Mining Company  Cow Cracker Cavalry   Berger Sharpshooters "I had no Irons in the Fire". "Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie"?

Leo Tanner

#56
October 19, 2008, 06:28:37 PM
No, mebbe I read it wrong.  I was thinkin more of keepin folks in line.
     Aint fer me ta say.


Leo
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.

Texas Lawdog

#57
October 20, 2008, 12:20:18 AM
If you're dealin' with criminals, you gotta be able to think on your feet and bluff your way. I've always been a good sized guy, so I never really had too much trouble gettin' my point across, one way or the other.
SASS#47185  RO I   ROII       NCOWS#2244  NCOWS Life #186  BOLD#393 GAF#318 SCORRS#1 SBSS#1485  WASA#666  RATS#111  BOSS#155  Storm#241 Henry 1860#92 W3G#1000  Warthog AZSA #28  American Plainsmen Society #69  Masonic Cowboy Shootist  Hiram's Rangers#18  FOP  Lt. Col  Grand Army of The Frontier, Life Member CAF
   Col.  CAF  NRA  TSRA   BOA  Dooley Gang  BOPP  ROWSS  Scarlet Mask Vigilance Society Great Lakes Freight and Mining Company  Cow Cracker Cavalry   Berger Sharpshooters "I had no Irons in the Fire". "Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie"?

litl rooster

#58
October 20, 2008, 06:49:25 AM
Quote from: Texas Lawdog on October 19, 2008, 05:44:49 PM
Sexual Harassment?


I hate when I'm sexually harrassed ::)
Mathew 5.9

Arcey

#59
October 20, 2008, 07:00:49 AM
Makes ya feel kindah cheap, don't it Rooster?
Honorary Life Member of the Pungo Posse. Badge #1. An honor bestowed by the posse. Couldn't be more proud or humbled.

All I did was name it 'n get it started. The posse made it great. A debt I can never repay. Thank you, mi amigos.
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