Delmonico's Un-Sense-a-tiv-itty trainin' class

Started by Delmonico, October 16, 2008, 07:45:28 PM

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Leo Tanner

Old Ken is a tenacious dude.
     He get's that thing clippin along at a good pace and can manuver it around in a nimble fashion.


Leo
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

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Delmonico

That's it, enough of bein' sense-a-tive, can't do it, mom always taught me not to lie.
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Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

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Leo Tanner

Quote from: Delmonico on October 17, 2008, 05:37:29 PM
That's it, enough of bein' sense-a-tive, can't do it, mom always taught me not to lie.

     Hey man, you started this mess.  I'll help ya all I can, but once the beast is unleashed it's a long road back.


Leo
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.

Texas Lawdog

Now, that I'm not required to take it ever two years now, I won't be havin' anymore sensitivity trainin'.
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   Col.  CAF  NRA  TSRA   BOA  Dooley Gang  BOPP  ROWSS  Scarlet Mask Vigilance Society Great Lakes Freight and Mining Company  Cow Cracker Cavalry   Berger Sharpshooters "I had no Irons in the Fire". "Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie"?

Leo Tanner

Change of thread name!!
     Now we's can have fun :D  I definately wanna be teachers aid in this one.  Paleeeeze ;D


Leo
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.

Texas Lawdog

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Delmonico

OK, question for the class:

If you see someone with a Jeff Foxworthy "You Might Be A Redneck" shirt and they ain't a poor white folk from down south, can you have a T-Shirt made up makin' fun of their culture? ;D

Go ahead, use yer imagination on this one. ;D

Example, "You Might Be A Left-Wing Liberal if you wake up in the moring and all you see is yer hemi-roids." :o
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Lucky Irish Tom

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Delmonico

Quote from: Lucky Irish Tom on October 18, 2008, 09:29:56 AM
"You might be a Left Wing Liberal if you think the goobermint can find a solution to all of your problems!"

Delmonico gives Irish Tom an A. :)
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Leo Tanner

If there's no gun rack in your Toyota Prius, you definately are a left wing liberal.


Leo
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.

Delmonico

Quote from: Leo Tanner on October 18, 2008, 02:00:22 PM
If there's no gun rack in your Toyota Prius, you definately are a left wing liberal.


Leo

C- for Leo.  (Ain't no place to hook a gun rack)
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Four-Eyed Buck

They probably won't fit in the trunk either, unless you've got a take down ::) :o ;D
I might be slow, but I'm mostly accurate.....

Leo Tanner

You fellers have no sense of ingenuity.  No reason a guy couldn't figgure out a way at least strap up a couple carbines in there. ;D
     
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.

Delmonico

After Leo's protest, Delmonico re-vaul-you-ates the paper and reduces the grade to a F_ cause Delmonico looked up Toyota Prius and found out what it was.

(He thought it was some sort of SUV at first.) ;D

Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Leo Tanner

An F-?  Now I feel right at home.  Some things never change ;D


Leo
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.

Four-Eyed Buck

Del, you gotta catch up with the times some ;D Them Prius's are buttt ugly anyway. Their Xd is even uglier than the Honda version of a box on four wheels( can't remember it's name, Dang CRS ::) )......................Buck 8) ::) :o



Just rememberd the name, it's a Honda Element. Both of them are basically a box on four wheels, but the Honda is just a little more easy on the eyes than the Xd................Buck 8) ::)
I might be slow, but I'm mostly accurate.....

Leo Tanner

Box on wheels?  I'll see yer Xd an Element and raise ya a Scion :D
     Thing's a rollin toaster if there ever was one (an not one of those cool old toasters, the modern ones).

Wait a minnit, I'm in the wrong thread--nevermind. ::)


Leo
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.

Forty Rod

Quote from: Four-Eyed Buck on October 18, 2008, 04:46:08 PM
Del, you gotta catch up with the times some ;D Them Prius's are buttt ugly anyway. Their Xd is even uglier than the Honda version of a box on four wheels( can't remember it's name, Dang CRS ::) )......................Buck 8) ::) :o

You sure that ain't a CRV?  Used to be called that an' it couldn't have got much uglier.  Oh, wait: you ain't talkin' about the car.   ::)

Just rememberd the name, it's a Honda Element. Both of them are basically a box on four wheels, but the Honda is just a little more easy on the eyes than the Xd................Buck 8) ::)
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