Delmonico's Un-Sense-a-tiv-itty trainin' class

[Delmonico]

Me too. 
Just remember God only made so many beautiful heads....the rest he covered with hair. 

Amen

Just sumthin' bald folks say to make them feel better, if bald is so good why do they sell so much rogain?

[Sod Buster]

Just sumthin' bald folks say to make them feel better, if bald is so good why do they sell so much rogain?

All of us hair-less guys are heavily-laden with Testosterone.  All of you guys with full heads of hair ain't got enough juice! 

[litl rooster]

you sure they sell that much? 

[Texas Lawdog]

Sod Buster, I've been told that I was full of a lot of things, but never Testestrone.

[Delmonico]

All lies made up by bald guys, all ya got is hair that falls out.

[litl rooster]

Del...that's what happens when you have hair...bald guys don't have that problem...if you don't have hair it won't fall out.    you need to go back to the lab and study some more.

[Delmonico]

Ain't worried, if it falls out I won't get upset, won't make up lies about why it fell out either.

[Trinity]

ya know another spot that's beginning to be troublesome,  eyebrows, not all of em, just a few that go crazy.

I get those really crazy ones every now and then.  It just appears one day.  Super long and pointing straight up.  Kind of like some of the greys that are appearing on the top of my head (my temples started turning ten years ago).  Sometimes, they are very curly and even once, I had one that bent at a 90° angle.

Just long as I don't get one like this

I've been plucking my mono since high school.  I don't think I would look as bad as that kid, but I would have a healthy collection above the nose.

makes me think of what ma Granddaddy told me when I was 4 or 5,  I went with him to get a haircut and I asked him how come he didn't have any hair,  he told me when they got to him, all they had left was Red hair, he told em he just as soon not have any as have Red,  
I didn't even like red headed kids growing up, 

matter of fact first red headed person I really liked was a girl in 11th grade,  made me forget all abut that red head dislike,  I wouldn't a cared what color her hair was.

Yes, I have a similar memory. 

My favorite movie line of all time is James bond to red-headed Tiffany Case:  "Well, as long as the collar and cuffs match... "

[Leo Tanner]

Sara Dervin, ninth grade. 
     Whoo weee.  Thought I might have a shot with her, but it turned out she was some kind of international teen model.  Way outta my league, but man that was the reddest hair and fairest skin I ever seen.

Whoa, I was driftin there fer a minute


Leo

[Texas Lawdog]

You guys can eat your hearts out, The Moose is a redhead with fair skin and is almost 6 ft tall. Most of all, she's beautiful.

[Tensleep]

You guys can eat your hearts out, The Moose is a redhead with fair skin and is almost 6 ft tall. Most of all, she's beautiful.

an' she still married you? 

[Texas Lawdog]

Yessir! For 35 years. She's one of those teacher persons, for 36 years and still goin'.

[Tensleep]

Yessir! For 35 years. She's one of those teacher persons, for 36 years and still goin'.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, musta seen you as ah challenge that needed eddy-fi-in 

[Texas Lawdog]

I always tell people that she felt sorry for me.

[Leo Tanner]

Then why in God's name do ya call her that.  All this time we been gettin the wrong impression

     Lil definately felt sorry fer me.  I was between jobs when we met, an she didn't care.  Guys was standin in line ta date her an fer some odd reason she picked me.  Some of them guys still hold a grudge.  Too bad fer them


Leo

[Four-Eyed Buck]

My Susie just went red last week end She's got the temper for it
I'm her third hubby, and am glad she says the best one of the bunch

[Texas Lawdog]

The Moose is a fine Irish lass named Colleen.  Moose is a nickname she acquired many years ago.

[Leo Tanner]

What, no back story?
     Nickname stories are usualy some a the best.


Leo

[Delmonico]

"Bout 30 years ago the folks at the Body Shop I worked at called my Clyde, as a Music-olly-gist you can maybe figger that one out Leo.

[Leo Tanner]

Thinkin on it, there's several reasons they could a called ya that.