To Colonel Pitspitzer, Commander Dept of the Missouri

[Delmonico]

As to yer question:

Del,
Did you get any pictures where I actually have my eyes open?

No, you closed them on me.

However a few months back I got a new program for my "Coal Oil Powered Computor_TM"  I made an effort to rectify the problem this afternoon:



My success was not what I expected, I am off to search for eyes more suited to a Colonel.

My pard was helping me and picked out a pair of his eyes from the day a bit over two years ago he came to our house to live:



A search will be made for eyes more suited, although I am on permanent KP, I wish to be allowed to sleep in the barracks next year and not one of the sweat boxes in the guardhouse.

Rowdy says he's sorry the project was not as expected.

[Pitspitr]

Well, Well well. My eyes are blue, but that is a bit rather more blue than usual.

[Zouave Officer]

To Quote Larry the Cable Guy "I don't care who you are, that's funny!" 

[Pitspitr]

And he's a Nebraskan too!

[Wymore Wrangler]

and he's achieved his life long ambition, he's part owner of sale's barn with all of it's great aroma...