ATTENTION ALL HANDS.....

[The Arapaho Kid]

THE LONGBRANCH IS NOW A NO SMORKING ESTABLISHMENT!  Sorry folks!  You'll have to do your smorking outside.                                                                                                                

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Oh, I'm sorry! I thought you said smirking ...............Buck

[Old Top]

Arapaho,

I promise I will not smork in the longbranch, smirking yes, smorking no.

Old Top

[Scattered Thumbs]

Hey Arapaho!

Why did you put your "NO SMORKING" sign between to signs in Japanase that say it's forbidden to smoke inside the establishment ? 

[The Arapaho Kid]

Hey Arapaho!

Why did you put your "NO SMORKING" sign between to signs in Japanase that say it's forbidden to smoke inside the establishment ? 

That's the way I found that sign on a funny sign website and I don't know how to edit out the Japanese!

[Scattered Thumbs]

Hey Arapaho!

Why did you put your "NO SMORKING" sign between to signs in Japanase that say it's forbidden to smoke inside the establishment ? 

That's the way I found that sign on a funny sign website and I don't know how to edit out the Japanese!

I see. So the English was also writen by Japanese. That explains the "smorking"   

[Birdgun Quail]

Good.  Means we'll be gettin' better oil for the lamps. 

Someone ever goin' to clean them lamps?  Don't put out much light all sooted up like they are.

[The Arapaho Kid]

Hey Arapaho!

Why did you put your "NO SMORKING" sign between to signs in Japanase that say it's forbidden to smoke inside the establishment ? 

That's the way I found that sign on a funny sign website and I don't know how to edit out the Japanese!

I see. So the English was also writen by Japanese. That explains the "smorking"   

While serving in the Army Reserve I had the opportunity to go to Japan on several occasions.  All of their posted signs are in both Japanese characters and English.  We got hooked up with the Japanese Defense Force and I discovered.....those boys like MRE's!  No accounting for taste there!

[Micheal Fortune]

Well that's funny and all, and I actually quit smoking about two months ago, but this is the Long branch, it is a saloon and I'll smoke here if and when I want to.  

Fact is I'm a lighting up a big fat smelly cigar right now.........*choke, cough,,*  Yummy!  

[Irish Red O'Toole]

Well that's funny and all, and I actually quit smoking about two months ago, but this is the Long branch, it is a saloon and I'll smoke here if and when I want to.  

Fact is I'm a lighting up a big fat smelly cigar right now.........*choke, cough,,*  Yummy!  

OK....but are you Smorking too?

[The Arapaho Kid]

Well that's funny and all, and I actually quit smoking about two months ago, but this is the Long branch, it is a saloon and I'll smoke here if and when I want to.  

Fact is I'm a lighting up a big fat smelly cigar right now.........*choke, cough,,*  Yummy!  

It's ok to SMOKE in here......you can't SMORK

[Micheal Fortune]

Ok, I win the "I'm a little slow award", No Smorking!  I get it,,,, well sort of,,, at least I can put out this cigar now,,,,,

[Big George McCoy]

Well, hell's bells. It's getting to be that you can't smork anywhere anymore. 

[Scattered Thumbs]

Well that's funny and all, and I actually quit smoking about two months ago, but this is the Long branch, it is a saloon and I'll smoke here if and when I want to.  

Fact is I'm a lighting up a big fat smelly cigar right now.........*choke, cough,,*  Yummy!  

It's ok to SMOKE in here......you can't SMORK

Unless....You can read Japanase. If so, you really can't smoke because it says it's forbidden 

[Hardtack Henry]

I haven't smorked in years....that's a young man's game!  Awww, the good ol' days!