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Leo Tanner

#40
September 22, 2008, 01:14:37 PM
Quote from: Arcey on September 22, 2008, 07:01:01 AM
Signed up ta go ta LA on a prisoner trip once.

Pard of mine what just come back showed up on had a seat 'side my desk. Said we had ta have a talk.

Told me of drivin' on the i-state 'n missin' a turn er bein' in the wrong lane. Got ta where they were goin' 'n the deputies weren't gonna turn the prisoner o'er cuz they didn't have a cover letter from their DA. Took 'em so long ta get it straight they missed their flight.

Left a memo for the extradition officer ta find someone else. Rank has its privileges.   


Good choice.  They got freeways down there that have a whole lane change traffic direction dependin on time of day.  Then there's the ones that have interchanges where you merge inta in the LEFT lane.  It's a mess.  I think it's the 110, but I have avoided the place fer so long I can't be sure.


Leo
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

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Texas Lawdog

#41
September 22, 2008, 02:35:31 PM
A female officer and myself had to fly to Baltimore to PU a female prisoner. She was housed in the old baltimore City jail which is over a 100 years old. The back door to the jail is next the loading dock. As we walked by the dumpster, a big Ol RAT jumped out. The female officer screamed and I started laughing. She didn't speak to me the rest of the trip.
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Leo Tanner

#42
September 22, 2008, 03:44:51 PM
Some gals have a real aversion ta them things. 
     One day CJ was washin her clothes.  Made several trips tween her room and the laundry an decided ta leave the waher lid open while it filled.  Durrin one of her trips, a rat jumped inta the wash.  Cycle ran, an she went out ta change over ta the drier.  She had a jacket with a furry collar, so when she grabbed this wet ball of fuzz she thought that was it.
     Realized the jacket was already in the drier and looked down ta see a drown rat in her mitts.  Never heard hysteria like that before in my life.  I started laughin, an Lil says, "no she's traumatized, she'll be a wreck all afternoon". 
     She was, but I couldn't help maself chucklin every time I thought about it.  Guess I'm mean er somethin.


Leo
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.

Texas Lawdog

#43
September 22, 2008, 05:23:50 PM
Little furry animals!
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Trinity

#44
September 22, 2008, 06:15:21 PM
Which?
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Texas Lawdog

#45
September 23, 2008, 01:31:27 AM
RATS!
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Leo Tanner

#46
September 23, 2008, 02:02:53 PM
TEENAGERS!
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.

Texas Lawdog

#47
September 23, 2008, 02:23:27 PM
I never had to deal with child rearing.
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Lucky Irish Tom

#48
September 23, 2008, 02:47:58 PM
It's easy Tex, the palm of the hand is applied to the rear at the opportune time!
If ya can't be fast it's good to be Lucky!
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Texas Lawdog

#49
September 23, 2008, 04:42:34 PM
LIT, I was on the receiving end back in my younger days.
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Leo Tanner

#50
September 23, 2008, 05:26:36 PM
That aint allowed no more.  Gotta spare the rod these days er you'll have BIG trouble.  Gotta resort ta takin away the X Box er the phone.  That's sposed ta keep em in line. 
     Still waiting on the results, I'll get back ta ya.


Leo
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.

Texas Lawdog

#51
September 24, 2008, 08:30:02 AM
Papa don't take my XBox,  Papa don't take my XBox,  Papa don't my XBox AWAY!
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   Col.  CAF  NRA  TSRA   BOA  Dooley Gang  BOPP  ROWSS  Scarlet Mask Vigilance Society Great Lakes Freight and Mining Company  Cow Cracker Cavalry   Berger Sharpshooters "I had no Irons in the Fire". "Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie"?
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