Coffee and grub

[Trinity]

I went shooting today, so how could I not be in a good mood?

(Stunk it up, though, I think I overdid it outside yesterday and paid for it today.)


So, no skillet for Del, just my hat:

<Thwap thwap thwap>



AnnieLee

What did you stink up, the store?  Eat too many beans?? 

<Turns and thwaps Trinity about the head and shoulders>

No, I had a lot of misses. I don't like misses. I had one clean stage and that was the last one.

AnnieLee

OOPS!  Sorry.  I told you before that I am a very literal person.   

Still smiling though because I just read for the first time your post from this morning.  Hah!  I made you blush!!!

[Forty Rod]

LIBERAL? 

You're a dang LIBERAL?

You ain't MY brother. 

Nossir, Dad wouild've skinned you alive if he knew you was a LIBERAL!

[Four-Eyed Buck]

I believe he said L-I-T-E-R-A-L, Forty..........Buck

[Trinity]

Don-choo worry none 'bout that, brother!  I am no Liberal.  Besides, if I were I would be over on some "Save the Wooly Worm" chat board.  My handle would be "Fuzzy"!

[Forty Rod]

Well, Fuzzy fits.

Sorry about the misunderstanding. 

You best be careful, though, Bro...could get shot by your own family.

[Delmonico]

I am shocked that Trinity would acuse Miss Annie of breakin' wind in the store.   And If you do have to and it's a grocery store go to the fresh seafood section, floks won't suspect you, they think the fish is spoilded.

Slim is gonna be upset we're talkin' 'bout flatulance again.   But I had some folks from Wissconsion in the store this week-end we talked about Slim, I got all the dirt on that Rascal now.

[Delmonico]

<Whisper on:  If Anniee figgers out the Miss ;DAnnie thing I'm dead. Whisper off.>

[Trinity]

Why, flatulance is one of my fav-o-ryte topics to discuss.  It's just so much fun!!  Especially when there are people nearby or directly involved in the conversation who obviously are discomforted by the direction it's headed.  They squirm around like a two year old who has to go to the bathroom.  

Oh... and I have appologized for accusing Miss Annie for breaking wind, but you of all people, Del, can surely agree with me that she left it wide open!  

<Whisper on: If Anniee figgers out the Miss Annie thing I'm dead. Whisper off.>

  <<whisper on>> huh?? <<whisper off>>

[Delmonico]

And you took it afore I did.   Any way have you got a piece of string you can mail me.  My wife likes candles and I've been savin' all my ear wax for weeks and I'm gonna make here one.

Have you noticed Forty Rod ain't called us strange in a while.

[Trinity]

And you took it afore I did.   Any way have you got a piece of string you can mail me.  My wife likes candles and I've been savin' all my ear wax for weeks and I'm gonna make here one.
...

Now, that's just gross!  And talk about bad smells.  That can't smell good a-burnin'!

Have you noticed Forty Rod ain't called us strange in a while. 

Yeah, prob'ly because he's too busy shaking his head in disbelief!

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

Del, I'm giving you a five second* head start while I reach for Elle.


AnnieLee

*five seconds is the penalty for a miss.

[Forty Rod]

I don't see a lot of use in restating the obvious.

However....

...y'all are strange, even for the friends an' kinfolk I yewshooally have around.

[Delmonico]

Could be worse, we could all come over on the 4th of July.

Hey that sounds like a good idea.

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

Could be worse, we could all come over on the 4th of July.

Hey that sounds like a good idea.

I'd go.

<Totally serious>

AnnieLee

[Forty Rod]

Come over where?

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim is gonna be upset we're talkin' 'bout flatulance again.   But I had some folks from Wissconsion in the store this week-end we talked about Slim, I got all the dirt on that Rascal now.

Whar town dem Wiscooooooooooooonsin folks from?

Slim

[Silver Creek Slim]

Ah, the wonder of the quote function! The author can go back and change the original post, but there it is, captured, unchanged!!

Bwaa haa haa..

I may be a sister, just not your sister, Trinity! Flirting with your own sister is... oogie!



AnnieLee

Yes, yes.   I noticed that my error was locked in for all to see.  That's why I decided to give in and fess up.

Ewwwwwwwwww!  The thought of flirting with "sissy" (what I called her before I could say sister) grosses me out.    Flirting with you, however...

One advantage of being a Moderator, I can correct my spelling even if someone quotes me. 

Slim

[Delmonico]

Don't member, but the ladies were Stormy Weather and Pearly White and the one fella says you help with a CAS demo for DU.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Don't member, but the ladies were Stormy Weather and Pearly White and the one fella says you help with a CAS demo for DU.

Kewl! They're from the LaCrosse area where the Mississippi Fandango is hosted. What were they doing out west?

Slim

[Silver Creek Slim]

Pearly White



Stormy Weather



Wounded Knee was probably the fella, Stormy's hubby.


Slim