Coffee and grub

[Delmonico]

My oldest daughter was 3 years old and a flower girl in her Aunt's wedding, she lifted the minisers robe and peeked under it durin' the cerimony.

The little rign bearer at Rita and I's wedding made the throat slasin' with his finger durnin' it.

[Trinity]

Aye, upchucking on the maid of honor, while a great story to pass down the generations, would have overshadowed your sister's day. I'm just glad all is well.



AnnieLee

Dang, that would be a shame!  She were a might cute.  Already married, but a might cute anyway! 

Incidentally, I have decided to prolong my tuxedo rental for the rest of the year due to the fact that it shore brought the women mah way (They was all married too, what is the story here?)! 

'Course, coulda been mah accent! 

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

Woah now, roll the truck back here a moment. Aren't you married, Trinity???

AnnieLee

[Trinity]

What married man would be making Hamburger Helper with almost bad ground turkey??  I'd rather be eating other th... never mind.

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

When I was married, the hubby liked to eat Salisbury steak TV dinners. Yeah, those. The kind with the foil and everything. He'd put them on the grocery list.

So.... There's no accounting for taste!

AnnieLee, not about to touch that other thing.

[Delmonico]

I had turkey (roasted slow at 250 till tender and extra sharp cheddar on toasted sour dough rye like that you tasted Anniee and not toasted in no 'lectric toaster, but buttered and toasted in one of the twin 15's.   Put real Hellmans mayo on it and some fresh ground pepper.

Oh GG has got an idea how to ship you some of the pepper sauce safely, but it has to steep another week or so before it's ready to bottle.

[Silver Creek Slim]

That pepper sauce sounds dangerous. 

Slim

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

That pepper sauce sounds dangerous. 

Slim

It makes me think of that old Cheech and Chong line: "Come on, ice cream!!"

 

AnnieLee

[Delmonico]

It is ussually several times hotter than Tabasco and about the consistancy of purreed apple sauce.

Since peppers vary and the types vary as to what I buy, each batch is different, I put lot numbers on it if I have more than one lot of it in the house.  It it only dangerous if you get it in yer eyes of other body openings not intended for hot sauce.

In other words when making it, wash yer hands afore ya go potty.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Ya should wear rubber gloves and goggles when yer makin' it. Remember: Safety first. 

Slim

[Trinity]

When I was married, the hubby liked to eat Salisbury steak TV dinners. Yeah, those. The kind with the foil and everything. He'd put them on the grocery list.

So.... There's no accounting for taste!

AnnieLee, not about to touch that other thing.

I used to love Salisbury Steak until it started giving me hearburn!

In heart I am a food snob, but I have recongized that I am too lazy to make do the work, so I just eat whatever takes the shortest amount of time.        ...Interestingly,though, I don't have a microwave!

What made you think I was married, Annie?

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

When I was married, the hubby liked to eat Salisbury steak TV dinners. Yeah, those. The kind with the foil and everything. He'd put them on the grocery list.

So.... There's no accounting for taste!

AnnieLee, not about to touch that other thing.

I used to love Salisbury Steak until it started giving me hearburn!

In heart I am a food snob, but I have recongized that I am too lazy to make do the work, so I just eat whatever takes the shortest amount of time.        ...Interestingly,though, I don't have a microwave!

What made you think I was married, Annie?

For some odd reason, I thought I remembered your mentioning a wife somewhere along the line.

Ooops.



AnnieLee

[Delmonico]

Interesting that Salisbury Steak gives Trinity heartburn.  Ol' Jon H. Salisbury (1823-1905) would roll over in his grave.  He was an early heath food dietition and he invented it to make meat easier to digest.  But it was not as spiced as the modern version.  I fact it was just chopped steak mixed with bread crumbs and broiled.

[Trinity]

Heck, Delmonico.  Sometimes I think these days that Air gives me hearburn!!!  I haven't even pulled the corn dogs out of the oven tonight and my chest is burning already!!!

[Four-Eyed Buck]

i had Salisbury steak Saturday from the wife's church and yep, had indigestion too. :oHey, Del, I was wrong, the first official buzzard sighting was today at 8:43 A.M. in Hinckley. It was on the News tonight. Luckily, nobody got regurgitated on........Buck

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Miz Annie, them deer are gettin' real bold. They hit the bird feeder twice today during broad daylight. This morning about 10, went to check it out sis-in-laws room window and had one staring me right in the face! Four of them, three of which were pretty good sized, about 130-150lbs. The fourth looked like a yearling. They were back about five this evening, just before I was gonna go out and remove the feeder for the night. We've gone through 20lbs. of critter food this week alone.........Buck

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

Buck, if they did that here, I'd have a full freezer.

Information they don't always tell guys about heartburn medication, that I wish I didn't know:

Tagamet and Zantac have possible side effects of impotence and decreased libido.



AnnieLee

[Forty Rod]

Side effects are mild and may include loss of hair, bleeding gums, blindness, and full or partial paralysis.  You may experience dizziness, loss of concentration, and ghost voices, and your whanger could fall off.

If any of these symptoms occur, and if you are not dead or unconscious, dial 911 immediately and stay calm.  Repeat the Lord's prayer until help arrives to assist you in positioning yourself so that you may kiss your ass goodbye.

[Delmonico]

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, they told me at the ER today to take Zantac till I'm over my psedo-smallpox.  They said it would slow down the absorson of whatever is causin' it and would keep the streiods from upsetting my stomach.  Now not only can't I play NFL I won't be able to....................................................................  Wait Rita works at Phizer, she got the Zantac cheap , she can get Phizer's more famous drug fer free cause thats persciption, must talk to Lane in the morning when I go see him, must get paper from him to take over to Bob or James at the pharmacy, wait I know the doctor, and the guys at the pharmacy by their first names, that ain't good heck I know the doctors nurse by her first name.  Ohhh no, the nurse at the ER said yer back again when I was there this morning.  Thats sick or at least I must be.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Quote of the day:
"Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself." -- Mark Twain (1835-1910)



Slim