Coffee and grub

[Silver Creek Slim]

His hat don't look quite like this. 

Slim

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Slim, I certainly hope it doesn't look like a little red X......Buck

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim, I certainly hope it doesn't look like a little red X......Buck

Is this better?
http://www.tvacres.com/char_pyle_goober.htm

Slim

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

Yeah she gets up set when ya point out her mistakes.   Cause it was gomer that joined the Marines and goober stayed ta run Wally's Fillin' Station.  Looks more like a Marine than a fillin' station attendant.

< A small tsk >

Poor Del can't tell the difference between a Naval and Marine's uniform, shame on him! Gomer was a Marine, not a Seaman. And a goober is also known as a peanut. He was my peanut when he was small, now he's a goober.



AnnieLee

[Delmonico]

Navel is another name for a belly button.

Gomer is also another name for an enemy in a Mig durin' the Vietnam War.  So Phhhhhht to ya.   

BTW The Navel Research is a place for extra belly buttons, the ones that don't get made inta Navel Jelly.

[Tensleep]

Gomer is also a steer made up as a bull.............
to mark cows fer breedin'............
Gotta keep it 'cowboy'! 

[Forty Rod]

I got twin cousins named Homer and Gomer.

[Delmonico]

Forty, come out sometime and I'll introduce you to my daughter Andrea and my daughter Andrea, they're both Seniors in High School.

[Forty Rod]

How about i send Homer and Gomer. 

Homer goes by "Hank" and Gomer answers to "Bud"...wonder why.

They might be a bit old for the girls...Homer was born in 1940.  I'm not sure when Gomer was born.

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

Are Hank and Bud letches like you, Forty?



AnnieLee

[Forty Rod]

I ain't a letch.  I'm a perv.  It's a matter of pride. 

(And I can change my mind and the wording anytime I want to.) 

[Old Top]

Demonico,

Is that like my brother Darryel and my other brother Darryel?

Old Top

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

I ain't a letch.  I'm a perv.  It's a matter of pride. 

(And I can change my mind and the wording anytime I want to.) 

I stand corrected, Forty, you perv!   

Morning, folks! The fire is toasty and the coffee is fresh!


AnnieLee

[Delmonico]

Delmonico rides in and gets a cup and fills his DeWar flask.      Durn it 2 degrees here this mornin' was 65 on Sat..

Old Top:  My daughter Sarah pulls the "my sister Andera and my othe sister Andera" thing all the time.  They tell me it's from some old sit com ,  I think they are all being poliete and leave the h out of the sit part.  Any I've ever watched were a bunch of .........................poop.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Forty, come out sometime and I'll introduce you to my daughter Andrea and my daughter Andrea, they're both Seniors in High School.

Uh oh, not this again. I'z gonna  , so y'all can figger it out. 

Slim

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

Del has a daughter named Sahara? Was she conceived in the desert or something?



AnnieLee

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

Wow, dust was starting to fall on this thread, so I thought I'd give it a whap or two with the wire, start up the fire and get the coffee going. Morning, folks!

AnnieLee

[Silver Creek Slim]

Thanks fer the coffee, Cuz. 

Slim

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

Morning, Cousin Slim!



Del's being mean to you down on the Nebrassky thread, the derned grumpy cosie. 

AnnieLee

[Delmonico]

Delmonico rides in to camp and sees it's not the regular cook.  He slips of to the bushes, prtentin' like he's gonna.................   He sees a package that says turkey bacon, another that says egg beaters and a empty jar of decaffinated instant coffee.

He come out of the bushes, jumps on this horse and rides away like the wind.