I ain't skeered of Annie's Skillet no more!

[Delmonico]

Cause I was up cleanin' up the dishs from supper and as I was dryin' and wipin' my cookware down with a lard covered rag, I realized somethin'.  She's only got a 12 inch shallow skillet and there was 2 12 in Deep Skillets and 2 15 inch shallow skillets right there on the stove and cupboard.     

Why right there I gout her out ironed about 5-6 to one.  Plus if I got in the cupboard I got at least 3 skillets like hers, some smaller ones, 2 round griddles, 6 fajita griddles, 2 large pots, 2 small and large grill.  I also have 6 sauce pans 2 bread pans and who knows what else.   

I even have one of those 3 inch skillets that is an ashtry that I could use as a hide out weapon.  Let her try to carry Elle somewhere that has a law against open carry of cast iron cookware.

[Uncle Eph]

Del, Del, Del,  Miz AnnieLee has proved time and agin that she packs a mean thawk, I way I see it the only chance you stand is spreadin' some of that lard in her path and for you to have a fast horse awaitin'.

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

Oh, he's still scared. Why else would he be rummaging through his pots and pans?



AnnieLee

[Delmonico]

I was hungry and needed ta cook.

[tarheel mac]

Ah, but remember that old saying..."Beware the woman who packs only one skillet, she knows how to use it."

[Delmonico]

But I know how to use them all.   What did they call it in the Col War, MAD, Mutual Assured Desturction!!!!!!

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Delmonico,

Face it Lad, Annie's skillet gives a whole new meaning to the term "Bang and Clang!"

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

My idle thought for the day:

I am wondering how long it will be before people start expecting me to have that skillet in my guncart at matches.

Oh yeah, and Del is still scared.



AnnieLee

[Old Top]

Annie,

You mean you dont?   

Old Top

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

Well, so far it's stayed in the trunk of the car, though it did have a bit part in a match in November.

No heads were clanged by it.


AnnieLee

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Maybe you should have it engraved, Annie.................Buck

[Curley Cole]

I wanna see the holster for that thang, is it gonna be strong side, cross draw, or mebbe sholder rig ala Doc?
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[Uncle Eph]

I figgered that it was to be worn slung over one shoulder; in case of back shooters.

[Forty Rod]

Get on your horse and ride like the wind, Del. 

Ride fast, Del.

Ride far, Del. 

Don't ride this direction, Del.

You're on your own, Del.

We're gonna miss you, Del.

[Delmonico]

I'm gonna be right here, my twin 15's are settin' on the stove right now.  One is dirty from supper but the water in it is loosenin' the cheese I cooked in it with my shaved deer steak.  Put it on some of last nights sourdough biscuits and Cosinero Cheese Steak, better'n any thing they make in Philly.  

If Annie shows up with her skillet I'll just sent her to the store fer more cheese and an onion or two while I thaw some more venison.  I think there is some left from that large fawn my friend shot.  Mighty tasty, course the two 1 1/2 year olds I was given is mighty tender also.  It's really good Eastern Newbrasskey Whitetail, been eatin' soybeans all their life.  Annie is readin' this and her mouth is waterin'.   She thinks it would be a shame to bonk someone while they were makin' Cosinero Cheese Steak.     Bet I could whip up a sourdough Chocolate/orange cake ta go with it.

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Cut it out, Del, I'm drooling all over my keyboard! ...............Buck

[Delmonico]

So is Annie,   If she brings some more of that jelly I'll make extra sourdough biscuits, bet Slim could get us some really good butter.    

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

Yep, I was drooling, right into my pillow when I wasn't snoring! I was sound asleep.

Del is right, I would not bonk him if he was cooking. I had a cheesesteak yesterday for lunch and I know it didn't come close to what he makes.



AnnieLee

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Anybody seen Del yet today? I didn't notice any posts from him so far.............Buck

[Delmonico]

I'm still alive, been doin' some other things.