100 Questions For Oldtimers

[Leo Tanner]

OK, it's either Buffalo or Bison beer.  I heard about it recently but can't remember where.

     I could be way off base, but Lil says she remembers hearing it too.  We looked at each other when it came on and said, "what did they just say?"
     Arcey, I'm sure your friend from highschool woud be honored ta know she was mentioned in these pages. 


Leo

[Texas Lawdog]

Immortality, Nowhere else but here.

[Delmonico]

THANK YOU!

I'm not one of the indiginous people, but I AM A NATIVE AMERICAN!  My Dad's ancestors have been on this continent since 1640.

Damn but that's started a lot of arguments.

Got ya beat by 9 years, Virginny or Massey-Chew-Sis?  If it's Massey we might be related.

[Delmonico]

I've heard a Jack-In-The_box, never seed one or heared their ads.

[Forty Rod]

OK, it's either Buffalo or Bison beer.  I heard about it recently but can't remember where.

     I could be way off base, but Lil says she remembers hearing it too.  We looked at each other when it came on and said, "what did they just say?"
     Arcey, I'm sure your friend from highschool woud be honored ta know she was mentioned in these pages. 


Leo

Buffalo Water Beer.....but which one?  Gotta be specific.

[Forty Rod]

Got ya beat by 9 years, Virginny or Massey-Chew-Sis?  If it's Massey we might be related.

Massanutten, Virginia. 

The whole place was nearly wiped out in an Indian uprising a few years later.  My whole family died except for one young man who had gone to Boston to "read the law" (Study to be an attorney.)  Hadn't of been for him you wouldn't have the pleasure of my glorious presence on this wire.

Guess that makes me a native.

[Tensleep]

Massanutten, Virginia. 

The whole place was nearly wiped out in an Indian uprising a few years later.  My whole family died except for one young man who had gone to Boston to "read the law" (Study to be an attorney.)  Hadn't of been for him you wouldn't have the pleasure of my glorious presence on this wire.

Guess that makes me a native.

So you in that bunch what does tha snow ski stuff huh?

[Texas Lawdog]

The only way I'm gonna get hurt on a skiing trip, is that if I fall off a barstool in the ski lodge bar.

[Forty Rod]

Or if some jackass runs over you in the parking lot.

[Texas Lawdog]

That's always a posssibility.

[Arcey]

Gottah joke 'bout three guys gettin' killed leavin' a ski lodge. Always got knee-slappers out it. If I tolt it here I'd be banned fer life.....   

[Texas Lawdog]

Save that one for when I come out there next year.

[Delmonico]

Do a mass Pming to all of us, I won't tell the moderator.

[Delmonico]

You might if you include Slim.

[Texas Lawdog]

Sounds like a plan.

[Leo Tanner]

Buffalo Water Beer.....but which one?  Gotta be specific.

Buffalo Water Bison Blonde.
   

[Forty Rod]

Good.  Now the only one left is "Get some tonight."

If there isn't an answer by tomorrow morning I'll tell you.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Is it Serta Matresses

[Texas Lawdog]

Sealy Mattresses.

[Arcey]

Sleep was what I was thinkin' but I couldn't make it click.

Reckon I should be watchin' more Oprah or Ricky whatever ta see the ads. Just don't see 'em watchin' racin' 'n football. Sure as hell don't hear 'em on conservative talk radio.