100 Questions For Oldtimers

[Leo Tanner]

I musta needed a good brainwashin.  It was foods and not mills. 
     Thanks fer the soap.

[Forty Rod]

Motorola? Hahahahaa!  NO!

USO and Woodbury are right, though.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Motorola? Hahahahaa!  NO!

Thought you might be trying to trip us up with something new Forty!

Motorola makes a smart phone that is called "The Q" they have been marketing it heavily in the last couple of years.

[Arcey]

Since 'The Q' was a bar with no wimmen I used to have to go into way too often 'n Canada is almost france I ain't messin' with the other two. Could lead ta nightmares.

Rod-Dude. Saw a brand new Marine fresh outtah boot this afternoon. The man'd make ya proud.

[Texas Lawdog]

MY CORPS, YOUR CORPS, MARINE CORPS!

[Forty Rod]

Since 'The Q' was a bar with no wimmen I used to have to go into way too often 'n Canada is almost france I ain't messin' with the other two. Could lead ta nightmares.

Rod-Dude. Saw a brand new Marine fresh outtah boot this afternoon. The man'd make ya proud.

They always do.  Damn kids beleive all that the DI told them and they go out to conquer the world.  Funny thing is, they're mighty close to being as good as they think they are. Knock off some of the brash and cocky and add some experience and practiced teamwork and they are almost unbeatable man to man in any serious "anti-social encounters".

Now about "The Q".  I figure some of you folks up around Chicago country should be able to guess this one, but don't let me railroad anyone into anything.

[Leo Tanner]

Now about "The Q".  I figure some of you folks up around Chicago country should be able to guess this one, but don't let me railroad anyone into anything.

I was told I must take the A train.  Dint't figgure on gettin ta Q fer quite some time.

[Texas Lawdog]

I ain't lost anything in NYC but a lot of sleep. I've up there too many times on extraditions.

[Arcey]

Rank has its privileges.

'You want me to go where 'n pick up what? Damn. Sorry. Really love to. But I have to fill my lighter those days. You'll have to find someone else.'

NYC never was on my list. After a couple miserable trips to New Jersey that was crossed off too. 

[Four-Eyed Buck]

The Q? Chicago? Take the A train?...............Must be the Chicago, Burlington, and "Q" uincy........Buck

[Forty Rod]

So now all that's left is to find a savvy Canadian to give us #10.  Of course some of you mountain men and voyageurs might have a clue, too.

[Forty Rod]

Sundays new batch:

1.   Serves all Canada
2.   Kinder to your eyes
3.   You're not fully clean until you're -----------
4.   If he kissed you once will he kiss you again
5.   Better sound through research
6.   The world's greatest hotel
7.   For your precious moments
8.   Fly now, shovel later
9.   The best a man can get
10.   Timesaver service

[Texas Lawdog]

Arcey, The same goes for NJ. I never complained on where they sent me. No one wanted to go to that part of the country. Everyone wanted to go to Fla., Calif., or Ariz.  So I got to go where no one wanted to go.

[Arcey]

Got so all I'd take were day trips ta Carolina.

Ya ever fly Eastern Airlines on one them trips?

[Texas Lawdog]

Yes,   ONCE!

[Arcey]

Have ta do much shovelin' when ya got home?

[Texas Lawdog]

NO SIR!

[Leo Tanner]

3 is Zest soap, 9 is Gilette razors


Leo

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Ya got the two I had figured out, Leo.

[Arcey]

6. The No-Tell Hotel......