Silver Creek Slim Gets BUSTED!

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Dang it, Del, I told you i needed you in one piece! Behave, will ya?..........Buck

[Four-Eyed Buck]

I can picture this......Customer walks into the store and there's Del with TP hangin' out his nose....................

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

Del, I hit you with the skillet once. Just once, and that was for being a pervert about a seven year old. Actions have consequences. If you don't want to be bonked, don't behave like that!!





AnnieLee

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

I can picture this......Customer walks into the store and there's Del with TP hangin' out his nose....................

Customer> Wow, dude, what happened to your nose?

Del> I got bonked with a cyber frying pan.

Customer> Wow, dude, how'd that happen?

Del> Well, I said something bad about a woman sitting in a cube in DC.

Customer> So she hit you with the virtual skillet?

Del> Yep.

Customer> So, your nose is bleeding?

Del> Well, actually no, it is cyber bleeding.

Customer> Cyber bleeding? But it looks like you have toilet paper shoved in your nose.

Del> Well, actually, it isn't toilet paper. Toilet paper isn't period keerect, they called it sanitary tissue.

Customer> Uh huh.

Del> They called it that because people didn't poop back then. There's no documentation of anybody pooping at all.

Customer> Is that why she hit you, because she needed to poop, but couldn't because people poop didn't exist?

Del> Uh, no.

Customer> Wow. Dude, what'd you say?

Del> I said that when she was seven, she like to be tied up.

Customer>  <Hits Del with one of the horseshoes in the store>



AnnieLee

[Micheal Fortune]

Speaking of Cold Steel, what we arn't?  Well someone was a while back, I wanted to let you know I been carrying a Gunsite II series knife every day for at least two years and havn't had any trouble with it.  Just like brand new.
http://www.coldsteel.com/folding-knives-gunsite-series.html

[Delmonico]

Annie you be the pervert, I just said ya liked to bre tied up, you made the sexual connection, just like I knew you would.      So bonk yerself with that skillet.

Don't be offended Mike, (I know you won't be) but what will that strange lookin' knife do that my little Buck Trapper or Victorinox Deluxe Tinker won't do?

Oh, I found out if I tie a thread to the Sanitary Tissue afore I stick it in my nose it comes out easier if I have the string to pull on.

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

Annie you be the pervert, I just said ya liked to bre tied up, you made the sexual connection, just like I knew you would.      So bonk yerself with that skillet.

Tell it to the horseshoe hefting customer!

Don't be offended Mike, (I know you won't be) but what will that strange lookin' knife do that my little Buck Trapper or Victorinox Deluxe Tinker won't do?

Cold Steel makes fine knives. My Laredo Bowie is one of theirs and I carry a Voyager.

Oh, I found out if I tie a thread to the Sanitary Tissue afore I stick it in my nose it comes out easier if I have the string to pull on.

And THAT.. is just disgusting!

AnnieLee

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Boy, I can see THIS has degenerated since I was gone.................Buck

[Delmonico]

Don't worry, our maintance guy at work told me a better way to fix a nose bleed than cauterizin' it with a hot nail.   Oh maybe I should mention he's only there on days he ain't at the fire station on duty.  He's and EMT and on the Urban Search and Rescue team.   He says to put magnisium sulfate on the vessel that bleeds.  I just happen to have some.

Now I like that knife Annie, a fella could whack himself out of the shrubbry with that.   Can't do that with mine.  But I got a Dexter French Chef knife that could.

[Delmonico]

Oh almost fergot, right after I read the post had a cutomer lookin' at #8 Horseshoes, was afraid Annie sent him to bonk me.  (BTW that is what would fit on a "LARGE" Clydsdale)

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

I'm glad I swallowed my coffee before reading that one. That's funny!
A great mental image there, of Delmonico getting all paranoid about his customer because of my post.

Heh heh heh,

AnnieLee

[Micheal Fortune]

Don't be offended Mike, (I know you won't be) but what will that strange lookin' knife do that my little Buck Trapper or Victorinox Deluxe Tinker won't do?

Del, she keeps me safe and warm when ever I'm away from the house and not in arms length of a pistol, descreatly, without provocation, while not alarming the guest.
I have a Buck tactical too, but if you wear it inside your pants at the small of your back the belt clip will wear a hole in your seat covers over time   No problems with the cold steel.

[Ol 'Satch]

Was just thinking... that while some CAS shooters were watching Hopalong and Roy Rogers, I was watching El Kabong, Huckleberry Hound, and Dudly Doright.

Hrm. I wonder if that should mean anything?



AnnieLee

Maybe it means AnnieLee, that you're just a bit younger than those of us who watched Roy, Dale and ol Hopalong?

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

Could be, Ol' Satch, and welcome to CAS-City!

With warmth,

AnnieLee

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Nobody's come up with Ol' Baba Looey yet.............Buck

[Old Top]

Buck,

I think I had him as a platoon leader once.   


Old Top

[Russ T Chambers]

Nobody's come up with Ol' Baba Looey yet.............Buck

Funny lookin' platoon leader!   

[Four-Eyed Buck]

There's Baba, when El Kabong is around, Baba's not tooo far behind..............Buck

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

Nobody's come up with Ol' Baba Looey yet.............Buck

Posh!! I posted it yesterday, on this thread!

http://www.cascity.com/forumhall/index.php?topic=2118.msg20807#msg20807



AnnieLee

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Ooooooooooooooopppss, guess I missed it yesterday. Was too worried about Del's nose. We gots a project goin' on and I can't do without his help................Buck