Silver Creek Slim Gets BUSTED!

[Micheal Fortune]

Slim, I gots plenty of ammo..........but keep me away from them mad ladyfolk, they get me scared

[Delmonico]

They used ta say a good cowboy wern't scared a nutin' but a Decent Lady and the Cosinero, poor Slim is caught in the middle.

[gophergrease]

 Anne Lee you can use this, will keep you from shreadin your hat.

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

Thank you, GopherGrease!!

Oh, cast iron skillet, I dub thee:

Elle KaBong!!

With a gleeful and wicked smile,

AnnieLee

[Four-Eyed Buck]

RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Stoney Pete]

Please make note, "No hat twackin' fer Slim.  If he is bad, spread-eagle him on a wagon wheel and give him 30 lashes."

Try it if ya think ya got enough ammo. 

Where in tarnation did you git that picture of me?

[Stoney Pete]

Thank you, GopherGrease!!

Oh, cast iron skillet, I dub thee:

Elle KaBong!!

With a gleeful and wicked smile,

AnnieLee

Why do the hair suddenly stick up on the back of my neck?  It's feels like there is danger in the air.

[Scattered Thumbs]

Thank you, GopherGrease!!

Oh, cast iron skillet, I dub thee:

Elle KaBong!!

With a gleeful and wicked smile,

AnnieLee

Why do the hair suddenly stick up on the back of my neck?  It's feels like there is danger in the air.

Now Stoney! Don't tell me you are afraid of a nice old lady with a cast iron skillet? 


<S. T. runs away as fast as he can before Annie Lee notices the " nice old lady" line>

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

As he runs, Scattered Thumbs can hear a grumble from the distance.
"I heard that."

The next sound he hears is a low "wh wh wh" similar to that of chopper blades cutting through the air and getting louder, closer, then... 

Elle KaBong!!!

as the cast iron skillet lives up to her name.

AnnieLee wanders up, looks down at the dazed Scattered Thumbs, then picks up her skillet.

"Have to work on my throw, I should have more of a boomerang effect."



AnnieLee

[Scattered Thumbs]

OUCH! - S.T. picks himself up feeling the lump on his head and says:

Nuns! no sense of humor! 

<S. T. just itching to use this line from the movie "Highlander" >

PS. This time S. T. hides.

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

Side note:

With the entrance of the flying skillet, this thread truely has entered into the realm of "Tall Tales." Slim was just ahead of his time. Maybe he has ESP!

Go ahead and say it, ST, I can't remember the line.



AnnieLee

[Scattered Thumbs]

I already said it.  It was

NUNS! No sense of humor!

Pronouced by the creepy bad guy. 

[Russ T Chambers]

Somebody callin' me

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

<Laughing>

You nailed it, Russ T.

AnnieLee

[Delmonico]

How do you know Slim has ESP, did he tell you?  And why would we care?   
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Don't ESP mean:  Extra Special Poop?

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

<Thwacks Del with her hat>

No, it means Extra Silliness Perception.




AnnieLee

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim pulls himself up off the ground holding the knot on his head. "No fair using cast iron!"

Slim

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

Hey!!! Who hit my cousin Slim with a skillet? There's gonna be heck to pay if I find out who it was!

"The Family is Indeed Close, and would do Anytihng to Avenge something as this."






AnnieLee

[Silver Creek Slim]

I don't know. I was blind-sided.   

Slim

[Micheal Fortune]

They really should put warning labels on cast iron frying pans...

*Warning, may induce loss of conciseness.  Side affects may include large lump on skull and memory loss*