A Very Rotten Day in History

Started by Leo Tanner, April 28, 2008, 04:10:15 PM

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Leo Tanner

April 28, 2008, 04:10:15 PM
So fer awile now I've been noticin that maybe it was time ta set my size Large shirts aside and start gettin size X-Large.
     I had been blaming this on my trusty gut--but taday was differnt.  Taday I noticed that ma shirt was tight around the shoulders.  I told Lil my shoulders must be getting broader--I was grinning with pride. ;D
     Then she politely mentioned that it prolly had more ta do with increase in size of my "man boobs" :-\

     Man boobs?  What kinda Gunslinger has "man boobs"?  I really got ta hit the gym, this jus will not do >:(


Leo
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.

Delmonico

#1
April 28, 2008, 05:11:07 PM
Call me, I could sell you a corset. ;D

Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Leo Tanner

#2
April 28, 2008, 06:11:28 PM
I jus may have ta...
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.

Scarlet Angel

#3
April 29, 2008, 08:22:05 PM
psst Leo *whisper mode* don't be gettin no corset, they enhance boobs...well women's anyhow. I'm not sure about man boobs. *whipser mode off*  ;)
"The Scarlet Angel, heaven and hell all rolled into one.... I'd hate to be the one on the hell side." ~Patches McDuff

"Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway." John Wayne

"Dance like nobody's watching; love like you've never been hurt. Sing like nobody's listening; live like it's heaven on earth."  Mark Twain

Trinity

#4
April 29, 2008, 08:35:23 PM
I didn't think it was possible, but this topic just went further down hill. :o :o ;D
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Leo Tanner

#5
April 29, 2008, 09:36:27 PM
Thanks fer the inside info Scarlet.

     Trin, I had a feeling I'd find ya here.  What's a guy ta do?  Got any tips? (an no I don mean the dollar bills the gals er shovin down yer shorts at that club.  Those tips were well earned). ;D ;D :o ::)


Leo (promisin ta do sit ups tanight)
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.

Silver Creek Slim

#6
April 29, 2008, 10:20:42 PM
Quote from: Leo Tanner on April 29, 2008, 09:36:27 PM
Leo (promisin ta do sit ups tanight)
And pushups.  ;)

Slim
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Leo Tanner

#7
April 30, 2008, 10:21:54 AM
Quote from: Silver Creek Slim on April 29, 2008, 10:20:42 PM
And pushups.  ;)

Slim

I thought them corsets was push ups ;D
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.

Forty Rod

#8
April 30, 2008, 11:29:25 AM
You ain't seen nithin' yet, little brother.

Leo, I have a temporary fix for you.  Go down to the local drug store and buy a bunch of 2 1/2" wide Ace bandages.  Use them to "mummy wrap" yourself into the shape you want.

This is temporary because your gonna pass out from lack of breathin' or heat stroke.....or a combination.
People like me are the reason people like you have the right to bitch about people like me.

Leo Tanner

#9
April 30, 2008, 11:50:18 AM
Thanks Four Oh,
     I was jus about ta get out the duct tape ::)


Leo
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.

Forty Rod

#10
April 30, 2008, 02:41:21 PM
Duct tape works just fine until you go to take it off.  I only did that once, but the junior high school a half mile away complained about the language, so I don't use it any more..
People like me are the reason people like you have the right to bitch about people like me.

Leo Tanner

#11
April 30, 2008, 04:21:52 PM
Quote from: Forty Rod on April 30, 2008, 02:41:21 PM
Duct tape works just fine until you go to take it off.  I only did that once, but the junior high school a half mile away complained about the language, so I don't use it any more..

Yeah, some sticky adheasive on that stuff. :o
      Hope the kids didn't hear too much.  Understandable if they did, but as we know it takes the whole village ta raise a child. 
     
      When I were young it jut took a bar a soap.  :-X


Leo
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.

Delmonico

#12
April 30, 2008, 05:07:22 PM
Quote from: Leo Tanner on April 30, 2008, 04:21:52 PM
it takes the whole village ta raise a child. 
     

Fancy Yuppie speak for "ain't for sure which one is it's daddy. ::)
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Leo Tanner

#13
April 30, 2008, 07:48:05 PM
Quote from: Delmonico on April 30, 2008, 05:07:22 PM
Fancy Yuppie speak for "ain't for sure which one is it's daddy. ::)
;D ;D ;D ;D
     Had a lot of them smilieis taday.  Thanks fer the laugh :D


Leo
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.

Leo Tanner

#14
May 04, 2008, 05:25:05 PM
This jus seemed ta fit in.  I wonder if it's where she relaxed while she wrote her book? ::)




Leo

"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

religio SENIOR est exordium of scientia : tamen fossor contemno sapientia quod instruction.
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