Sure is quiet around here.

[litl rooster]

Delmonico gets a fire started and goes and gets some long grained rice and some wild rice, he has a good lamb recipe.  Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme!

(Delmonico thinks the sheep is more full of bull.)

???Scarborough fair ^^^^^


BEEF it's for dinner tonight

[Delmonico]

Ya but it is an almost universal mix for lamb.   

[litl rooster]

 

[Trinity]

Salivating, Trinity hands Delmonico's big knife to him.

[Marshal harpoluke]

 

Da Sheeps loadin da
Cannon with a 5lb bag of Rock Salt n 1lb bag of pepper mix, Marshall's got da 12 ga.

"What did the canibal say to da Missionary?  Your food, glad to have Ya fer dinner"

Meanwile Marshal makes Beef stew N Biskets, and a Nice peach cobbler fer dessert.

[Marshal harpoluke]

 

Marshal frees Sheep, puts new waterproof fuze in da Daynomite Sheep lites it off.

Gives Trinity a dirty look, tell Him to get His own Lamb.  Sheep N Marshal back out.

Leave da Daynomite.

[Trinity]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, tasty!

[Marshal harpoluke]

 

Looks very good Trinity.

[litl rooster]

Red Wine....maybe a nice Port?

[Trinity]

I was thinking more of a Merlot (pronounced: Merl - ot )

[Delmonico]

Upon exiting, unbe-known to him the sheepman steps on the dy-no-mite and it sticks to the sheep poop on his worn out brogun.   In his excitement in tryin' to get it off his foot he falls of a mesa and the dumb sheep follows.  They make two large holes in the floor of the desert, a beep beep noise is heard and a strange lookin' bird hold up a The End sign.

[Marshal harpoluke]

 





Un beknowns to Delmonico, Da Marshal and Sheep snag a strong branch, get on a narrow trail N get away.

Meanwhile back at Delmonicos kicthen Da other sticks of Day;nomite go off, N as they were under the building they scatter Demonico's stove n pots n pans all over the place ;Dat--al teach Ya.

Da Marshal N Da Sheep got no picidillos with Delminico, justy don't wont to be His fare

Da Stage came in, wonder whats new?

[Delmonico]

Then the sheepman and his sheep wake up in holes on the desert floor and find out the rest was a dream.

[Marshal harpoluke]

 

LOL!

Delmonico go back to rebuild His kicthen.

Marshal N Sheep are just fine.

Marshal notices theres a hole in Delminicos hat.

heh, Heh, HEH!

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

<dryly>

Every hat has a hole in it. That's where your head goes.



AnnieLee

[Delmonico]

Delmonico goes over to the holes after the sheep and the sheepman leave, he looks in and knows he's guessed right, there are little round balls in both.  The rumors are true, sheep herders do poop little round balls just like their sheep.

[Marshal harpoluke]

 

Lets keep it clean,  Ah use #00buck not SASS legal but fun to shoot.

Most of da time use course Rock Salt mixed with cayan peper--spices it up a bit.

Next time Ah'l aim amidships.

Grump. heh, Heh, HEH!

[Delmonico]

Delmonico ain't buyin' none of the sheepman's excuses, he ain't never seen green buckshot.

[Silver Creek Slim]

[Delmonico]

See Sheepman, the moderator thinks my poop jokes are funny.