Sure is quiet around here.

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

Heh, I got reply number 1000 to this post. Right now, I'm rather glad it is quiet in here.



AnnieLee

[Four-Eyed Buck]

You want us to liven it up a little, Miz Annie??

[Delmonico]

Beans, beans, the musical fruit
The more you eat, the more you toot.
The more you toot, the better you feel
So lets have beans at every meal.


Sorry, thats all I could think of on short notice.

[Four-Eyed Buck]

That's okay, Del, you been sick..........Buck

[Trinity]

He's been sick much longer than you know! 

[Grapeshot]

Tiny bubbles, in my brain
Are causing me to go insane.

[Delmonico]

Does the noises in my head bother you?

[Capt. Hamp Cox]

Does the noises in my head bother you?

Sure whatcha hearin' is noises an' not voices?   What are them "noises" tellin' ya to do?

[Delmonico]

Bake some sourdough biscuits and make some sausage and canned cow gravy for the top.

[Four-Eyed Buck]

I'd tell you I'd be right over, but then I'd get into trouble fer not bein' honest about time of arrival.............Buck

[Forty Rod]

Hey, is it true that when you got your head in your butt you can hear the ocean?

(Never been there myself.)

Is that why so many people look so calm and happy?  I been told the sound of the ocean is soothin'.

[Delmonico]

They gots an operation to cure that, they call it a cranal-rectal-ectomy.

[litl rooster]

Bottle in front of me?

[Delmonico]

Naw the pretty well stopped doing that one when they invented Thorozine.  

[Forty Rod]

Great alias: Thora Zeen

[Delmonico]

Ya drag yer feet to the line and then stare at the target for 2 hours.

Had some friends who got some one time, don't know where.   The took it on a camping trip we went on.  They were funny to watch, went down to the stream, they lost the trail and spent 1/2 hour lookin' for it.  All they had to do was go up the hill.

One guy lost his VW Micro Bus,  he was standing there lookin' across the prairie saying "where is my bus," with a glazed look.  After ten minutes we turned him around, it was behind him all the time.

I was a good boy and didn't take any, I hate to drool all over myself.

[Four-Eyed Buck]

That stuff is bad ju-ju............Buck

[litl rooster]

That stuff is bad ju-ju............Buck

Ditto

[Scattered Thumbs]

What did they do, tear down the old place and build a vacant lot?

Where is everybody?

[Delmonico]

They've been to busy havin' fun on the holiday and fergot about folks that did have to work.