Sure is quiet around here.

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

I do have one pic...

Who can tell me what this is?



AnnieLee

It's the hood of a car with the hand prints of some horny teenagers!

Half right, Trinity, it is a hood of a car. But those aren't teenagers' handprints.

What are they?



AnnieLee

[Trinity]

I do have one pic...

Who can tell me what this is?



AnnieLee

It's the hood of a car with the hand prints of some horny teenagers!

Half right, Trinity, it is a hood of a car. But those aren't teenagers' handprints.

What are they?



AnnieLee

I could make comments about it being your hand prints, but... I just don't think you'd do that... being a nun and all.  How about a duck or goose?                            Mmmmmmm, Ah'm hongry!!!!

[gophergrease]

looks like coon prints.

[Trinity]

But I don't see any hind prints which makes me think it's either moving on two legs or it's a big thing!

[gophergrease]

hind end on bumper, out of photo frame

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

looks like coon prints.

And GopherGrease wins the prize!  

I never saw the critter, but by its prints, I can see where it scrambled up the side of the car, wandered over the hood, slipped and slid over the front windshield, traveled over the top of the car, stopped at the rear windshield, took a tentative step or two then thought better of it, turned around and reversed its course back to the ground.

Trinity, I love ya, but gosh you are such a city-boy!



AnnieLee

[Trinity]

 

Well, it's not fair that you're over there manipulating the photos!    

I wish I had my own office I could go off into and slam the door and get on the www.coiloilcomputer.com to order up something citified so that I can get even with you all!!!!!  

STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP SLAM!!

[gophergrease]

Had paw prints just like them in the ash covered lid of a dutch oven about a week ago. He was tring to get the corn bread inside.

[Four-Eyed Buck]

I was startin' to gravitate towards animal prints, but didn't think about raccoon..........Buck

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

Well, it's not fair that you're over there manipulating the photos!    

I wish I had my own office I could go off into and slam the door and get on the www.coiloilcomputer.com to order up something citified so that I can get even with you all!!!!!  

STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP SLAM!!

<whispers> I really shouldn't laugh when he is so mad and cute and all that, should I? </end whispering>

Oh, Trinity, don't be mad, I didn't manipulate the photo, those were the only two paw prints in it! The ones on the windshield have been washed off, but I could try and take some of the top of the car in the morning. But that was the clearest shot I could get with the digital camera. Please, don't be mad, and please don't stick the broccoli up your nose again, your nose might stick like that!

<Whispers> Did that sound sincere enough? <Stops whispering to wander down the hall to have a good laugh, out of earshot of Trinity>



AnnieLee

[Trinity]

 

[litl rooster]

Trinty      be more sincere in yer Poutin' roll your eyes back, and say Wat...everrrr!


Annie why are racoons attacking your car?

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

Trinity
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I think it's funny that Trinity used his 1000th post to pout!

I don't know why it was on my car, Litl Rooster, but that next day we cleaned out the car and got rid of all the stuff (including food) that accumulates in a three hour or more commute every weekday.



AnnieLee

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Sure as heck won't be quiet around here now........Buck

[Forty Rod]

Little snot always was a pouter.  Don't know why

MOM ALWAYS LIKED YOU BEST!!!

[Delmonico]

My Grandma Parrish always used to tell us that if you pout like that a bird would roost on yer lip and poop on yer chin.


Oh well better he's a pouter instead of a pooooter.

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

One of these days he might learn from his older brother that ranting and raving will get you a cool drink and a foot rub, while pouting will get you laughed at!





AnnieLee

[Delmonico]

If I get to rantin' and ravin' don't be rubbin' my feet.  I hate anyone to touch my feet.

[Trinity]

Trinity
World Class Nincompoop
Town council member

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Posts: 1000


I think it's funny that Trinity used his 1000th post to pout!

I don't know why it was on my car, Litl Rooster, but that next day we cleaned out the car and got rid of all the stuff (including food) that accumulates in a three hour or more commute every weekday.



AnnieLee

Gosh!  I didn't realize that that was #1000.  I was goinng to buy drinks fer ever'one.  Oh well.  Too late.

Del.  From all the way over in Newbrasskey, how do you know I'm not? 

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

If I get to rantin' and ravin' don't be rubbin' my feet.  I hate anyone to touch my feet.

Del, if you start ranting and raving, folks will think you are up to your normal behaviour and you won't get doodly squat, so don't worry, you grumpy cozie!



AnnieLee