Sure is quiet around here.

[Silver Creek Slim]

 
I gots ta drive 35+ miles ta get ta anywhere but the sticks. 

Slim

[Forty Rod]

Dang, Del, don't you get light-headed when you talk that long without inhalin'?  You're gonna pass out in the soup kettle one o' these times.

Slim, when you're measuring that stuff, don't get it on your fingers.  if you do, try to remember to wash your hands before you touch any food or put your fingers in your mouth.  Worse yrt, don't put your fingers in MY mouth.

[gophergrease]

If it is cow pee, you could boil it down till thick. Smear on cuts to keep them from getting infected.

Just not on my cuts

[Delmonico]

Ya know that could be fun, if you think about it, "We are boiling down cow pee to put on cuts, any a you tourists got any cuts."  

Be almost as much fun as scarin' folks on bye-cycles or savin' Czech Mountie-men from being attacked about the head by a skunk.

GG, I think I got us a couple more freebie cow tongues.

Just wait till the GAF muster.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Put cow pee on Cuts? 
He may not like that. 

Slim

[Delmonico]

Should I have said owie's, but I didn't CAPITALIZE  cuts so you draggin' his picture in this is only the work of Silver Creek Slim.

<Delmonico who don't want shot by Cuts with a Capital C.>

[Silver Creek Slim]

Should I have said owie's, but I didn't CAPITALIZE  cuts so you draggin' his picture in this is only the work of Silver Creek Slim.

<Delmonico who don't want shot by Cuts with a Capital C.>

I'z was just try'n to clarify things. 

[Delmonico]

Well if'n Cuts with a Capital C does shoot ya, just boil down some cow pee to put on it.

<Delmonico knows this is an Old Folk recipe fer preventin' infection in cuts, but prefers Tincure of Iodine him own self.  And if the drug stores quit carrin' it he's gonna buy a big bottle (1 pint) from the Horse Tack dept at work. >

[Silver Creek Slim]

Do ya know if "Cuts with a Capital C" is goin' ta the convention?

Slim

[Delmonico]

I am not sure, I hink not but I could be mistaken.  If he is there I'm gonna tell him you wanted to put boiled down cow pee on him.

[Silver Creek Slim]

I am not sure, I hink not but I could be mistaken.  If he is there I'm gonna tell him you wanted to put boiled down cow pee on him.

I didn't say that.  Reread my post. I was that u's were talkin' about putting it on him. 

Slim

[Delmonico]

You'us the one that Capitalizwd the Cuts, that be him.  cuts with out the upper case is owie's.

To bad Forty Rod ain't gonna be there ta see you get shot, this is his "Too Quiet" thread.   

BTW I got's a suuuprise fer you, but I can't tell, won't tell even if'n you guess it.  Ya got to wait till the 20th.   But all the boiled cow pee ain't gonna save you.

[gophergrease]

Del, you come up with the PEE and a NON CAST IRON pan and well boil it in June. Then we can give it to them folks that like living in the past.

[Delmonico]

I gots some 'neamal wear sauce pans, we could use the one you use fer yer cocoa.   

But we'll have to get Slim ta come down and get the cow pee.   Sides that I don't think anyone down there is that hard core.

[gophergrease]

We could al ways use it fix are trailer trash family.

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

We could al ways use it fix are trailer trash family.

Hey now, I'm trailer trash, and I don't want to have anything to do with that stuff, unless I can put it on the fence surrounding my mini-orchard to keep the deer out of the fruit trees!



AnnieLee

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Annie, Double or single? I've got a double..........Buck

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

Single, delapidated, old, and a lesson to me about getting things in writing, but it's mine, it's warm and for now, it's home.



AnnieLee

[gophergrease]

Just cuse you live in a moble home dont make you 'trailer trash'. Now if you have your 15 year old girl out getting inpregnated, so you can git more money from welfair. If your other 6 kids havent had a bath in a week and it OK cuse you anit had one for 2 weeks. If you have prosesed ham food product for X-Mas dinner Becuse its cheaper and not cut into your beer-n-smokes money. If the beer-n-smokes come before anything the kids need. These are things that can put you in the Trash group.

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

Awwwww... dangit. And I was gonna change the name of my jam to "Trailer Trash Treats!"



AnnieLee