Sure is quiet around here.

[Delmonico]

Why is it so quiet in here again?  Has the cat got all yer typin' fingers?   Don't make me bring out the Polka CD's.

Ok, don't answer.

In Heaven there is no beer
(No beer?!)
That's why we drink it here
And when we're all gone from here
Our friends will be drinking all the beer.


In Heaven there is no wine
(No wine?!)
So we drink till we feel fine
And when we leave this all behind
Our friends will be drinking all the wine.


In Heaven there is no fear
(No fear)
So we worry too much here
And we drink ourselves full of beer
To help us when we deal with the fear.


In Heaven there are no drugs
That's why we hang with thugs
And when the Lord pulls the plug
All the thugs will still be selling drugs, yeah.


Thugs and drugs
Beer...


In Heaven there is no sex
(Oh no!)
So let's do that next
And when our muscles no longer flex
Someone else will be having sex.


In Heaven there are no wars
Or cars, or movie stars
And when we no longer are
The world will probably still be having wars.


What the heck! Yeah!


Sex and war,
Bars and cars.
Drugs, thugs,
And delicious food.

[Delmonico]

Well since yer still quiet, I'll play another:

Nestastny safaruv dvorecek

Nestastny safaruv dvorecek, Nestastny safaruv dvur
kdyz jsem jel okolo, srdce me bolelo,
zarejtal muj vrany kun.

Nerejtej, muj vrany konicku,
objedem trikrat kolem.
Jestli je uprimna, Naninka roymila,
vyjede knam ze dvora ven.

Trikrat jsem dvorecek obejel,
kun se na vrata vzpira.
Co je to noveho od devcete meho,
ze vrata neotvira.

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Did you double up on yer meds, Del??? I'm still waiting for my grass to dry out some more, don't want the sheep to get their tootsies too wet.
Might go out to the cemetary's today and put thye decorations on...........Buck

[Delmonico]

Nope unlike the Trinity thread, that is Czech, don't know what they is singin' but I do like polka in Czech.

[Delmonico]

BTW, I did double one of the meds last night and well.........................er never mind.

[Trinity]

Did you double up on yer meds, Del??? I'm still waiting for my grass to dry out some more, don't want the sheep to get their tootsies too wet.
Might go out to the cemetary's today and put thye decorations on...........Buck

Why'd you let yer grass git wet?  It don' smoke too well if'n its wet, but I guess you know that. 

Nope unlike the Trinity thread, that is Czech, don't know what they is singin' but I do like polka in Czech.

I like polka just fine.  No complaints here.

Del, did you double up on this one? 

[Delmonico]

No, the Docusate sodium

[Forty Rod]

Heard about a teenage kid around here who got into his daddy's Viagra and doubled up on the dose.  They took him to the hospital for 2nd and 3r degree burns on his hands.

[Trinity]

 

[Delmonico]

Just so litl rooster can't get the drop on him in this thread, Delmonico shoots him in the butt a couple of times for good measure.

<Authors Note: Thanks fer the idea Sodbuster, ya should have sent litl rooster a PM.> 

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Del, I think you can stop. It will be a little while before lR can even bend over to pick up a firearm. 

[Delmonico]

Don't matter, he's still holed up in the hayloft in the Newbrassky thread, can't shoot him in there, the black powder might catch the hay on fire.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Stick a pitchfork in his butt.

[Delmonico]

Thats what they do if ya complain.

[Trinity]

Trinity walks in and kicks at a dustball.  "Gee!  Ya open up a buncha new threads an' don' nobody visit tha ol' standby's no more!  Fickle folk!"

[Delmonico]

No Trinity, this one is meant to be ignored for days or even a week or two and then we liven it up.

[Trinity]

OOPS!  Did I bring it up too soon?  Besides, that's Forty's job isn't it.  Man is he ever gonna be sore at me!!

[Lucky Irish Tom]

He' always sore atcha anyway Trinity!

[Forty Rod]

Ain't neither.  Sometimes I don't think about him for days on end.

[Trinity]

Yeah!  Like when you was supposed ta fix dinner fer me when ma was at her "night job"??