Sure is quiet around here.

[litl rooster]

AAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quick..get the black polyethylene mulch.  Let no light get in.

Organic farming now Sod Buster?>>>>>>>>>>>>Dern sheep where dem bullits.......I hate sheep rather eat a dern Armadilla

[Sod Buster]

Organic farming now Sod Buster?>>>>>>>>>>>>Dern sheep where dem bullits.......I hate sheep rather eat a dern Armadilla

Naw....that is just one way to keep that pesky weed from taking root and spreading.  Spreading a black covering keeps the light out and prevents the weed from growing.  Once this weed gets a root system in place it cannot be removed easily.

Dang that Del!

[Russ T Chambers]

I want my dang money back!  THIS GADGET DON'T WORK!!!

That gadget he sold you musta been Trinty.     Everyone knows he don't work!!!!    Sorry, no refund!   

[Delmonico]

I have a friend that lives several miles away, she says when I pull my bindweed her's wiggles.

[Sod Buster]

I have a friend that lives several miles away, she says when I pull my bindweed her's wiggles.

Exactly!  It is all one big root system.  It is all connected.  It is the plant version of the BORG.   

[Trinity]

Just git it out of the corn patch!  JUST GIT IT OUT OF THE CORN PATCH!!!!!!!!



Oh, an' Russ T... I'll have you know I work very hard!  I work hard at not workin'!

[Delmonico]

Don't worry Trinity, ya can just make "Bindweed Likker."

[Trinity]

"It's bound not ta taste as good as ol' Korn, but it's wortha trah."

[Marshal harpoluke]

Exactly!  It is all one big root system.  It is all connected.  It is the plant version of the BORG.   

  The Sheep kin probably eat it, if not deffinatly the Goats.

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Sure is quiet around here. What'd they do, tear the place down and build a parking lot?

[Delmonico]

They is all hung over from Trinity's Bindweed likker.  It takes root on a fella.

[Delmonico]

Oh Boy, we gots problems, don't drink none a Trinity's Bindweed likker.

http://www.nativetech.org/plantgath/bindweed.htm

[Forty Rod]

Naw, Buck, 'twern't that atall.  They got on a civic improvement binge an' tore down the old place an' upgraded to a slum.

[Delmonico]

At least it wern't a strip mall.

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Whew!!!!!

[Delmonico]

When the Moderator gets back tommorow, ask him if we can build a Stripper Mall.

[Trinity]

Oh Boy, we gots problems, don't drink none a Trinity's Bindweed likker.

http://www.nativetech.org/plantgath/bindweed.htm

So THAT explains it!!

[litl rooster]

When the Moderator gets back tommorow, ask him if we can build a Stripper Mall.

Do you think he could have a ATM put in that gives out all one$?

[Trinity]

Do you think he could have a ATM put in that gives out all one$?

How about all quarters??  Four times the pleasure! 

(Ref. Newbrasskey)

[Russ T Chambers]

How about all quarters??  Four times the pleasure! 

(Ref. Newbrasskey)

Sounds like a Nevada slot machine