Sure is quiet around here.

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

Uhh... AnnieLee wasn't there. I was out back, working on a shed, and the grenade launcher was locked in the safe.

Del, any luck finding the recipe for Welsh fried cookies? I might try some in the cast iron skillet if I can find the recipe.

AnnieLee

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

Found a recipe, posted it down in Misc.




AnnieLee

[Delmonico]

I remember now you asked me for one but I forgot and don't even remember when it was, maybe the night that I saw the rider on the Palamino?    I even know a lady involved in the Welsh Historic Society in the area and talked to her husband the other day.

Must be the drugs, but I'm down to 5 now.

 

[litl rooster]

Bushwack Bill got his name from being lucky one time.....Last night when you fellas wer makin plans heavy artillery barrels where filled with red clay.  Bushwack if he gets Lucky might find me but, like other Greenhorns will be even luckier if he doesn't blow his foot off. litl' rooster whistles for his horse and rides off singin',' Ellll Pasoooooo city, on the rioooooooo Grandeeeeeeeeeeeee"


Now where is that cookie recipe?

[Bushwack Bill]

Hey, litl rooster,  I came over to this post to see if anyone came to have a battle of wits.  I see you came empty handed.

I can understand if you don't like coming out 2nd place, but ignoring the problem doesn't make it go away.

Hey, Delmonico.  You did pretty well.  Didn't expect the castor oil, but thinking I'm a green horn has bad side effects.  I'm like a case of Malaria, you'll never know when I'll flare up.  Another thing, I learn fast.  I don't always use what I learn imediately, but I get around to it eventually.

HAVE A NICE 4th of JULY!!!

[Delmonico]

For Malaria and scurvy for both the Brits in the Tropical Colonies found a cure for.  Quinine for the malaria and lime juice for the scurvy.  Dissolve the quinne in water, add the lime juice and add a jigger of gin.  Yep you can buy the "cure in any bar today.    And Mary Poppins said a spoonful of sugar made the medicine go down.

Be careful on the battle of wits, few have enough ammo.     

[Forty Rod]

Sure is quiet around here.

What did they do, tear down the old place and build a vacant lot?

Where is everybody?

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

I dunno, Forty Fonzai, I was rather enjoying the quiet.



AnnieLee

[Forty Rod]

.............................  FART!!!  ..............................

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

::Proceeds to beat Forty Fonzai about his head and shoulders with her hat::

[Delmonico]

I had a thought for a post, but never mind.

[Four-Eyed Buck]

CRS? Or tooo close to the "PooP" barrier?...........Buck

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

You know, I don't think I am going to tell my son that as a result of my posting about his behaviour in here, the "gents" of tall tales have been making numerous references to odious gases. That would only encourage him.



AnnieLee

[Forty Rod]

I'm bored...Annie, blush for me.

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

<Shakes her head with a soft smile as the color tinges her cheeks>

Only for you, Forty Fonzai, only for you.



AnnieLee

[Four-Eyed Buck]

That was right nice of you, Miz Annie.......Buck

[litl rooster]

 One big happy family.....Will is so lucky

[Forty Rod]

I'm kinda like you, Litl Rooster: the ringin' in my ears is music to my soul.

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

Is that ringing from tinitus or from getting clobbered by Elle?



AnnieLee

[Forty Rod]

High pitches gone because of gunfire, large and small.

Low pitches gone because of turbines and other high speed machinery.

Ringing courtesy of Quasimodo and his pards.  Also because of noise, smoking, drinking, global cooling and/or warming, asbestos, smog, The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy, processed sugar, and whatever curent PC crap is going around.

Fact is, I abused the hell out of my ears for decades and now I can't hear anything except those damn bells and whistles that everyone else has to pay extra for.