Sure is quiet around here.

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Trinity

#680
June 22, 2005, 11:58:22 AM
Don't drink it!!!!!!  It won't make you invisible, but it will make your bowels invisible.  Everything you put down your throat the last day will come pouring out the exit in a fast rush!!
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Bushwack Bill

#681
June 22, 2005, 12:14:23 PM
In that case, Here, let me have it.  This will make it difficult for anyone to chase me.  They won't want to step in it and if they do, they'll slip and slide all over the place.  I'll drink this as soon as I cut a slit in me trousers so I go on the run.
Old Soldiers never die, we fall back to hell to regroup and sell out to the highest bidder

Delmonico

#682
June 22, 2005, 02:10:58 PM
Annie, when ya trail the vermint that stole the gernade launcher stay 10 feet to the side to avoid trouble. ;D
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Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Trinity

#683
June 22, 2005, 06:56:03 PM
Quote from: Bushwack Bill on June 22, 2005, 12:14:23 PM
In that case, Here, let me have it.  This will make it difficult for anyone to chase me.  They won't want to step in it and if they do, they'll slip and slide all over the place.  I'll drink this as soon as I cut a slit in me trousers so I go on the run.

;D ;D ;D
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Lucky Irish Tom

#684
June 22, 2005, 08:39:24 PM
Well Annie, at least the trail won't be hard to follow! :o
If ya can't be fast it's good to be Lucky!
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SASS 40271, WARTHOG, Darksider, Dirty RATS, RO2

litl rooster

#685
June 23, 2005, 05:18:46 AM
Quote from: Lucky Irish Tom on June 22, 2005, 08:39:24 PM
Well Annie, at least the trail won't be hard to follow! :o


Yep and the Buzzards and the Dung beetles won't touch it.
Mathew 5.9

Bushwack Bill

#686
June 23, 2005, 07:12:51 AM
 ;D  I wonder if I can get arrested for spilling toxic waste?
Old Soldiers never die, we fall back to hell to regroup and sell out to the highest bidder

Trinity

#687
June 24, 2005, 08:20:51 PM
Del. will probably write a letter to some bearocrat and get you in trouble!!!  He's good at that!!
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Bushwack Bill

#688
June 24, 2005, 09:16:02 PM
 :D  Not if gets down wind of this stuff when I let fly! :o
Old Soldiers never die, we fall back to hell to regroup and sell out to the highest bidder

Trinity

#689
June 24, 2005, 10:08:52 PM
You are under the misconception that you will have control over your system with that stuff in you.  Hmmmm. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Delmonico

#690
June 25, 2005, 01:51:03 PM
"meber that's what Mr. Nightlinger gave the boys that mornin' after they stole his whiskey.   Member how fas they went ta the bushes. :o :o :P :P ;D
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

Trinity

#691
June 25, 2005, 02:41:04 PM
Done been a whal since I've seen that movie.  Looks like I'll have to pop it in today.   ;D ;D ;D
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Bushwack Bill

#692
June 26, 2005, 02:07:07 PM
 :D  It's like felling a tree, as long as I aim myself in the direction I want it to go, and where I want to go I'll accomplish my mission.  It's all in the preperation, like a 3 inch rifle.  Load, aim, and in this case, bottoms up, and swallow fast.

Might even gain some speed with the ejection speed and mass of the fecal matter.   :D ;D
Old Soldiers never die, we fall back to hell to regroup and sell out to the highest bidder

Delmonico

#693
June 26, 2005, 03:39:10 PM
Round here we just call it poop. ;D
Mongrel Historian


Always get the water for the coffee upstream from the herd.

Ab Ovo Usque ad Mala

The time has passed so quick, the years all run together now.

litl rooster

#694
June 26, 2005, 07:32:02 PM
Seems I see some Scat around here now again....Usually around still#3
Mathew 5.9

Bushwack Bill

#695
June 27, 2005, 12:36:21 PM
Trinity!  Thats only when there is a small amount of it.

Litl Rooster, Scat's from cats.

What you all have coming is measured in busshels if solid, and gallons if liquid.

Here's looking at ya!

Old Soldiers never die, we fall back to hell to regroup and sell out to the highest bidder

Joyce (AnnieLee)

#696
June 27, 2005, 01:29:14 PM
While Bushwack Bill is standing around and shooting the poop with his pards, AnnieLee puts the sneak on him since he thinks she's still in Merryland.

******SNATCH******

"Thank you for watching over my present for me while I was away."

And off she goes.


Unrepentant WartHog
Heathen Gunfighter
Pepper Mill Creek Gang
RATS
and
Wielder of "Elle KaBong", the WartHog cast iron skillet
Nasty Lady

Silver Creek Slim

#697
June 27, 2005, 02:54:03 PM
I watched The Cowboys the other day while cleanin' my guns.

Slim
NCOWS 2329, WartHog, SCORRS, SBSS, BHR, GAF, RBCS, Dirty RATS, BTBM, IPSAC, Cosie-in-training
I love the smell of Black Powder in the morning!

Trinity

#698
June 27, 2005, 07:59:33 PM
I din't get a chance this weekend.  :'( :'( :'(
"Finest partner I ever had.  Cleans his paws and buries his leavin's.  Lot more than some folks I know."

                   


"I fumbled through my closet for my clothes, And found my cleanest dirty shirt" - K.Kristofferson

Forty Rod

#699
June 27, 2005, 08:54:16 PM
HEY!!!

Off the subject, but is anyone but me getting 6 hours of Flood Control messages on the SASS site?  Can't post new topics nor replies over there.
People like me are the reason people like you have the right to bitch about people like me.
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