Sure is quiet around here.

[Delmonico]

Sides that the folks he wants ta put it on down thar we ain't sure they live in a trailer.      don't do it, don't do it, they'll get it on the 50 pounds of candy wrappers (not countin' weight of the candy) that they spread around.  Remember some of them wrappers ended up in my bed roll.  sides that if one of them does manage to fall in our fire like they try once in a while, it will stink, worse.

Annie, I've seen to many deer out with the cows, I don't think cow pee bothers them cause thats what cows always do.  Which reminds me of a joke.............I learned from a dairy farmer.............he
............got it at a dairy convention.....................................................but I better not post it here cause I'll get in trouble.

Try people pee, but feed them lots of asparagus first, that'll keep anything away.

[gophergrease]

Try that bottled deer peee, they sell in the hunting goods. Every time I have thought maybe it could work, I never see a deer.
Think I'll stay with just setting in the old dead tree. Makes a good hide now that it fell over.


Del, maybe the boiling cow pee would keep them away.

[Old Top]

Miss Annie,

I have tried about everything including people and panther pee, and nothing will keep them deer away except for for bear pee and poop then they leave quite smartly.

Old (deer infested) Top

[Curley Cole]

I waz at Top's house this weekend and the deer were looking like they were going to carjack me...They was hangin awful close to my car...They is plenty bold...
cc

[Delmonico]

I ate a deer samwhich fer supper last night, it had the faint taste of apple tree to it.

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

I still think that hanging dirty socks or stinkie shoes from the fence might help. DeerOff works pretty good, that smells like rotten eggs.

I just know that one night last year I had 40 peaches on a tree and in the morning there were 2.

Just thinking about that tempts me to go into a Delrant.




AnnieLee

[Delmonico]

Problem is these deer are used to humans, around here someone who is wearin' camo and hidin' in a tree scares them cause they ain't used to such goin' ones.   I sit on the ground away from the tree stands and have shot a couple when they are lookin' ta see if anyone is in the stand.

Ya must do something that will scare them and keep changin' or they get used to it.  Myself I think just shoot them and eat them,  deer is much better than peaches anyway.  

[Four-Eyed Buck]

No peaches around here, but they've gotten fond of bird food. Have a couple that regularly raid the same feeder as the squirrels. Probably after the cracked corn and sunflower seeds..........Buck

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

Now that Delmonico flung virtual poop at me and called me a heathen, I am going to bed!

< Sniffles >



AnnieLee

[Forty Rod]

KABONG!!!

[Forty Rod]

Sure is quiet around here.

What did they do, tear down the old place and build a vacant lot?


Where is everybody?

[Four-Eyed Buck]

I'm here at the moment, glad to see you've worked yer way out of the corner............Buck

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

Oooo...

They paved paradise, put up a parking lot,
With a pink hotel, a boutique and a swinging hearts spot!



AnnieLee

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

While Forty Rod was sleeping, a troupe of purple minks marched out, joining with seven Russian babushskas in tutus to dance on his lawn.

[Forty Rod]

And I'll skin 'em out and see if their hides are worth anything, and if the dang critters are fit to eat.

Del, you got any recipes that I might could adapt?

[Delmonico]

"I'd par-boil them and then bake them with sweet 'tators like a possum.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Good afternoon!

Slim

[Joyce (AnnieLee)]

Howdy!

Everytime I see that picture, I start to laugh.

My septic pump died today. 

AnnieLee

[Forty Rod]

Lady, you can do a subject shift faster'n anybody I ever heard of. 

[Delmonico]

Aw poop, I hate that!


"Help, Annie is after me with the skillet again."    When GG has time he has a picture of Annie whopin' me with her hat.