Sure is quiet around here.

Started by Forty Rod, December 27, 2004, 10:27:46 PM

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Lucky Irish Tom

I'd like Erin's Bra ta Go to Leo, she's a right comely lass!  ;D
If ya can't be fast it's good to be Lucky!
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Tensleep

Quote from: Lucky Irish Tom on February 13, 2009, 07:58:26 PM
I'd like Erin's Bra ta Go to Leo, she's a right comely lass!  ;D

Glad Arcey ain't here... this discussion would skip tha gutter an' go straight to tha ditch!  ::)


;D
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There were a joke when I was a kid about the femminists an a Erin Go Braless flag.  Can't remember where I saw it.
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litl rooster

Quote from: Tensleep on February 13, 2009, 08:01:22 PM
Glad Arcey ain't here... this discussion would skip tha gutter an' go straight to tha ditch!  ::)


;D



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Lucky Irish Tom

Good title fer a country song, "I missed tha gutter and went straight inta tha Ditch!"
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Bro. Sleep, Us Old cops have been around low-lifes for so long that our minds sorta levatate to the gutter.
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Forty Rod

I used to work with a man who was as Irish as Paddy's pig.  I'd known him about a year and we got to be fairly close, at least close enough to where we were joking around some. 

Comes St. Paddy's day and someone brought in a box addressed to him.  He opened it up and found a ten pound bag of oranges.  He like to blew a gasket.  Blamed me for it.  I didn't do it (Wish I had), and he never forgave me.  Next year the same thing, and he was back at my throat again.  Went on for seven consecutive years and he was firmly convinced that I was sending him those dang oranges.

He finally moved to Montana and I never saw him again.
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Leo Tanner

Nothin better than gittin blamed fer somethin ya didn't do.  Ain like we don't do enough that's blame worthy as it is.
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     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

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     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

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Texas Lawdog

Speak for yourself, LEO!  I know Nothing!
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Steel Horse Bailey

Quote from: Texas Lawdog on February 27, 2009, 08:07:59 AM
Speak for yourself, LEO!  I know Nothing!


OK, Sgt. Schultz!

(Meant as a compliment!)
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Leo Tanner

Quote from: Texas Lawdog on February 27, 2009, 12:33:00 PM
" I've been flushed from the bathroom of your heart".

Thanks Pop, now I have ta watch Stalig 17 again.  Never did watch much Hogans Heros, that guy turned out ta be quite a freak.
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     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

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Texas Lawdog

Yep, Ol' Bob definitely had a DARK side!
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Forty Rod

Sure is quiet around here.....!
People like me are the reason people like you have the right to bitch about people like me.

Texas Lawdog

Been takin' a power nap this evening.
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Leo Tanner

"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

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Marshal harpoluke

Shooosh.


There's a pesky Kantancerous Koosie, roung Har. :o


::)


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Delmonico

Quote from: Marshal harpoluke on April 04, 2009, 08:32:38 PM
Shooosh.


There's a pesky Kantancerous Koosie, roung Har. :o


::)


8)

and he smells sheep herder in the area.  (Delmonico goes to the Newbrassky thread to get some Fabreeze. ::)
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Leo Tanner

Figgured you'd just poke some clove in an orange an put it on the fire.  That's the original air freshner.
"When you have to shoot, shoot.  Don't talk."
     Tuco--The Good the Bad and the Ugly

"First comes smiles, then lies.  Last is gunfire."
     Roland Deschain

"Every man steps in the manure now an again, trick is not ta stick yer foot in yer mouth afterward"

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Texas Lawdog

Leo, I guess that would work too.
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