Sure is quiet around here.

[Delmonico]

He fixed ya dinner, dinner is at noon so ya wern't up yet.  Ya didn't get up fer yer dinner so why should he make you supper.

Durn folks who don't know dinner from supper, that picture on the church wall of the evening meal in the Upper room is:

THE LAST SUPPER not The last Dinner.  Now don't make me 'splain it again.

[Arcey]

Oh brother.......................

He's draggin' the Di-Flinchy Codes inta it................

[Delmonico]

No way Arcey, I thought that one up 'bout 25 years ago, got tired of these city folks not understandin' proper meals.

I ain't watched TV at all in the last couple of weeks, the channels I watch have become the All De Vinci code channels.

[Arcey]

Awww c'mon now, Del.

The TV folks 'n movie folks is all in show bidness.  They gottah hawk Opie 'n Forrest's new flick.........

[Delmonico]

But I don't need to watch, I have books and my computor.

[Four-Eyed Buck]

They are kinda running it in the ground..........Buck

[Marshal harpoluke]

 

New conspirisy theory,  Marshqall N Da Sheep are gunna put somthing into Dells cooking to 'Spice' it up.

Actually, its Tumric, N it makes the meat turn Yellow green, ,but it dosn't hurt it.

[Delmonico]

Clever, but it was thought up hundreds of years ago, add a few more herbs an spices ya got curry.

BTW will be out 3 days this weekend, Rock Creek Station, come on out, but I would not advise messin' with the cook, 'bout 40 folks would have to do my dirty work fer me.

You are a good enough historian to know where Rock Creek Station is and what happened there ain't ya?

[Silver Creek Slim]

...but I would not advise messin' with the cook...

Or ya might find castor oil and hot sauce in yer food. 

Slim

[Delmonico]

Got the last of the hot sauce in the grub box, need to make more.

[Forty Rod]

I got some Kickapoo joy juice you can add to it.  Smooooth.  Been aged almosy two hours now.

[Marshal harpoluke]

 

[Sod Buster]

I got some Kickapoo joy juice you can add to it.  Smooooth.  een aged almosy two hours now.

I ain't had any of that since I visited Dogpatch.

How are Lonesome Polecat & Hairless Joe dong?

They make the Kickapoo Joy Juice- if it needs more body, they throw one in!   

[Forty Rod]

Needed some more head so they put in a head and a bar of soap.

[Forty Rod]

What did they do, tear down the old place and build a vacant lot?

Where is everybody?

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Don't know about you, but I was sleepin'..........Buck

[Silver Creek Slim]

I wish I were sleepin'. 

Slim

[Delmonico]

Hey Forty Rod there is a family of gopher's movin' into yer yard.

<That ought to liven things up a bit.>

[Silver Creek Slim]

 

Slim

[Forty Rod]

Ain't no gophers in my yard.  They got a racial memory that precludes mass suicide.