Sure is quiet around here.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico enters the thread, looks around, don't hear anything goin' on and leaves, tossin' a POed skunk in behind him.

[Trinity]

Shhhheewww!   It shore stanks in here!  I wonner if'n it's my shoes agin.

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Trinity, you get them moldy old boots out of here! Phewwwwwwww!!!

[Delmonico]

Yeah, even the skunk has left.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Irish enters the thrad and finds a dead skunk at the edge, that appears to be heading out of the thread.  As he takes another step he realizes why the skunk tried to leave, he quickly run the other way using the dead skunk as an air filter.  When he's far enough away he puts up a hazard warning sign.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico opens the thread and tosses in a 5 gallon bucket of dis-in-fect-ant.

[Marshal harpoluke]

Delmonico opens the thread and tosses in a 5 gallon bucket of dis-in-fect-ant.

Marshall sneaks in a night, N lets Sheep Mow Forty's lawn , Tells Del Pepe' La Pue, got wind of this, N is headed here,fom France, to Surrender.

The Soil-eroders cut the lawn to bare dirt, leave lots of little green balls on lawn.

[Trinity]

Whew!  Looks like they din't notice that pile of drawers in the corner yonder.

[Delmonico]

Delmonico opens the thread, drops in a boom box with a Six Fat Dutchman CD in it turned up loud. OOOOMPA OOOOMPA OOOOOMPA OOOOMPA.

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Hit the floor! It's a Tuba attack!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Delmonico]

'Cause of that comment ya ain't gonna get no Duck and kraut with 'tater dumplings.

And no kolatch and for get kolatchi.

[Trinity]

Ah'll take the duck an' tater dumplin's please.

[Russ T Chambers]

Maybe we need a Tuba Ligation 

[Four-Eyed Buck]

 

[litl rooster]

Hit the floor! It's a Tuba attack!!!!!!!!!!!!

Del, could I still get tater dumblings if I laugh at the above comment..................(whispering a snicker)

[Delmonico]

No if'h yer gonna make fun of Polka, I'm an honorary Czech ya know.

Try this 10am-12pm Thursday CDT.

www.kzum.org

The local non-profit radio station has their shows on the web.  "The No Name Polka Show" mostly local groups, there be lots of them out here.   

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Irish opens the thread.

Czechmate!

Irish sends a band of OOMPA LOOMPAs into get rid of the Tubas!

[Delmonico]

I like the one they play called Braunschweiger, sounds sort of like a Rolling Stones song.

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Careful now, don't step on the little orange fellas.......Buck

[Delmonico]

Delmonico enters the thread, see's it's quieted down again.   He opens a carton of eggs and throws them at the wall, he then kicks Trinity sleepin' in the corner.  

Next he lays down a boombox and plays his favorite Waylon Jennings song on repeat.

I've always been crazy and the trouble that it's put me through
I've been busted for things that I did, and I didn't do
I can't say I'm proud of all of the things that I've done
But I can say I've never intentionally hurt anyone

I've always been different with one foot over the line
Winding up somewhere one step ahead or behind
It ain't been so easy but I guess I shouldn't complain
I've always been crazy but it's kept me from going insane

Beautiful lady are you sure that you understand
The chances your taking loving a free living man
Are you really sure you really want what you see
Be careful of something that's just what you want it to be

I've always been crazy but it's kept me from going insane
Nobody knows if it's something to bless or to blame
So far I ain't found a rhyme or a reason to change
I've always been crazy but it's kept me from going insane


I've always been crazy and the trouble that it's put me through
I've been busted for things that I did, and I didn't do
I can't say I'm proud of all of the things that I've done
But I can say I've never intentionally hurt anyone

I've always been different with one foot over the line
Winding up somewhere one step ahead or behind
It ain't been so easy but I guess I shouldn't complain
I've always been crazy but it's kept me from going insane

Beautiful lady are you sure that you understand
The chances your taking loving a free living man
Are you really sure you really want what you see
Be careful of something that's just what you want it to be

I've always been crazy but it's kept me from going insane
Nobody knows if it's something to bless or to blame
So far I ain't found a rhyme or a reason to change
I've always been crazy but it's kept me from going insane


I've always been crazy and the trouble that it's put me through
I've been busted for things that I did, and I didn't do
I can't say I'm proud of all of the things that I've done
But I can say I've never intentionally hurt anyone

I've always been different with one foot over the line
Winding up somewhere one step ahead or behind
It ain't been so easy but I guess I shouldn't complain
I've always been crazy but it's kept me from going insane

Beautiful lady are you sure that you understand
The chances your taking loving a free living man
Are you really sure you really want what you see
Be careful of something that's just what you want it to be

I've always been crazy but it's kept me from going insane
Nobody knows if it's something to bless or to blame
So far I ain't found a rhyme or a reason to change
I've always been crazy but it's kept me from going insane


I've always been crazy and the trouble that it's put me through
I've been busted for things that I did, and I didn't do
I can't say I'm proud of all of the things that I've done
But I can say I've never intentionally hurt anyone

I've always been different with one foot over the line
Winding up somewhere one step ahead or behind
It ain't been so easy but I guess I shouldn't complain
I've always been crazy but it's kept me from going insane

Beautiful lady are you sure that you understand
The chances your taking loving a free living man
Are you really sure you really want what you see
Be careful of something that's just what you want it to be

I've always been crazy but it's kept me from going insane
Nobody knows if it's something to bless or to blame
So far I ain't found a rhyme or a reason to change
I've always been crazy but it's kept me from going insane



I've always been crazy and the trouble that it's put me through
I've been busted for things that I did, and I didn't do
I can't say I'm proud of all of the things that I've done
But I can say I've never intentionally hurt anyone

I've always been different with one foot over the line
Winding up somewhere one step ahead or behind
It ain't been so easy but I guess I shouldn't complain
I've always been crazy but it's kept me from going insane

Beautiful lady are you sure that you understand
The chances your taking loving a free living man
Are you really sure you really want what you see
Be careful of something that's just what you want it to be

I've always been crazy but it's kept me from going insane
Nobody knows if it's something to bless or to blame
So far I ain't found a rhyme or a reason to change
I've always been crazy but it's kept me from going insane



I've always been crazy and the trouble that it's put me through
I've been busted for things that I did, and I didn't do
I can't say I'm proud of all of the things that I've done
But I can say I've never intentionally hurt anyone

I've always been different with one foot over the line
Winding up somewhere one step ahead or behind
It ain't been so easy but I guess I shouldn't complain
I've always been crazy but it's kept me from going insane

Beautiful lady are you sure that you understand
The chances your taking loving a free living man
Are you really sure you really want what you see
Be careful of something that's just what you want it to be

I've always been crazy but it's kept me from going insane
Nobody knows if it's something to bless or to blame
So far I ain't found a rhyme or a reason to change
I've always been crazy but it's kept me from going insane


repeat over and over