Sure is quiet around here.

[Delmonico]

It's even better if it's sourdough, fresh out of a dutch oven, even better if you can trade some of the bread for fresh homemade butter, have managed that a time or two, or more.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Now you got me wanting fresh baked bread with real butter.  Thanks a lot Del, jeez ther's always one in the crowd when you are trying to diet! 

[litl rooster]

Cut it out, Del, you're making me hungry......

Me too........................Montana tells me I can't slice it till it cools, I figure it'll cool faster if I cut each end off first....so the heat can escape   She needs to bake some

[Trinity]

I need to make a new personal rule.  DON'T READ CASCITY UNTIL AFTER EATING!          I'll write it in under DON'T GROCERY SHOP WHILE HUNGRY!

[Delmonico]

19th century US Army regs forbid bread to be eaten on the same day it was baked unless it was toasted.

[Trinity]

Why was that?

[Delmonico]

Fresh bread in large amounts untoasted can cause flatulance.

[Forty Rod]

Blue, make a note of that.

[Trinity]

Fresh bread in large amounts untoasted can cause flatulance.

Ahhh.  So that 'splains it!

[Silver Creek Slim]

Ya don't want a bunch of noisy troopers when yer tryin' ta sneak up on the enemy. 

Slim

[Delmonico]

Or ya got a squad in a Sibley tent.

[Trinity]

*Sniff* *Sniff*  "Wha... OK, Who did that?!? "

[Delmonico]

Everyone, someone go out and remove the top cap so it slides up the pole and out the stovepipe hole.   Wait, Trinity, don't strike that match to light the stove, stop it, if you do............

[Forty Rod]

Do NOT strike a light in a tent with those guys.

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Whoooomp!!!!!!!..........Too late.........

[Trinity]

[Silver Creek Slim]

 

Slim

[Lucky Irish Tom]

I told y'all you shouldn't let Trinity play with matches.

[Forty Rod]

Or fresh bread.

[Delmonico]

Recent evidence shows that fresh bread was the cause of the Hindenburg accident at Lakehurst New Jersey.