Sure is quiet around here.

[Trinity]

That's because he knows the bangin' and poppin' is over.

[Delmonico]

My late Labrador knew the differance 'tween the shotgun and the rifles, had to put him outside and sneak the shotgun out if I wasn't takin' him.  Didn't once and it was 3 days before he'd even stay in the same room as me.

[Trinity]

No Del.  That wasn't the reason.  It was the sauerkraut that you had eaten.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Del that could be construed as cruelty to animals!

[Silver Creek Slim]

 

Slim

[Delmonico]

Seein' how quiet is is in here, Delmonico goes up to the Tack Dept. and gets a couple of them large bull ridin' cowbells and starts them clangin'.

[litl rooster]

Did I hear the gate slam in the "Jack Daniels" chute #1?

[Delmonico]

It's Slim on Big Mac.

[Sod Buster]

It's Slim on Big Mac.

Jeez..that sure is a big bull!  Hang on Slim!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Delmonico]

Now in chute #5 it's Irish Tom on "Whopper."

[Delmonico]

Hold the mayo and lettuce fer Irish Tom.

[litl rooster]

Hold the mayo and lettuce fer Irish Tom.

Ya for got to mention the sponsor of chute #5....................Geeze do I have to send ya to the Donny Gay's school of Bull ridin' annunciating


"That's one of my daddy's bull he tends to pull you up on yer hand then duck down in the well, I don't think Lucky acan ride an elimonator Bull like Whopper. Watch now in the Burger King chute gate 5

[Trinity]

I'll ride Junior Bacon out of the Wendy's chute.  He doesn't sound too bad.

[Delmonico]

Figgered, Trinity would want Junior Bacon, look at the mud on him, fer some reason he keeps wallorin' in it.

[Trinity]

He's a pretty square bull.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

litl rooster I stuck a magnet in the rope so tha metal in mah leg would hold me in place.  Mamma always did preach self preservation! 

[litl rooster]

litl rooster I stuck a magnet in the rope so tha metal in mah leg would hold me in place.  Mamma always did preach self preservation! 

  In his best squeeky Donny Gay voice>>>>>there goes Lloyd Ketchum and he's Got Lucky off that Bull, let's see what the Judges say............................89.5 for Lucky 2nd man to ride him...........

[Silver Creek Slim]

Slim climbs outta the whole that Big Mac stomped him into. 

[Silver Creek Slim]

Mutton Bustin'!



Slim

[Sod Buster]

Mutton Bustin'!



Slim

Isn't that Trinity & his Nebrasky drinkin-buddy Sheep after the've both had too much hooch?