Cowboy Chronicle April 2008

[Forty Rod]

Two people in the Hallway family...and the wrong one got his picture in the CC.   

We want the pretty one.  We want Marshal'ette, not Ol' Gruesome.   

[Dr. Bob]

4T Rod,

Now wait a minute there!!  The Marshal is a fine looking cowboy.  [The ladies in my posse say so! ]  But I have to agree that the Marshal'ette is durn pretty!   "Course I've said that to her before!   And, yes, the Marshal was there when I said it.

[Forty Rod]

You know, Marshal, it ain't no fun insultin' someone if they don't fight back.

[Marshal Halloway]

Well durn it Forty, I didn't know I was in the CC.
Hard to fight about something that I agree with ya on though.
I'd much rather look at M'Ette face any ole day than mine.

But I am honored to be called "Ole Gruesome. "   
Much better than some of the other things I have been called. 

If you insist on dueling--- name yer weapon.
But I'll get ya, you waskelly wabbit!