Beer Drinkin', Racin' 'n Football

[Arcey]

Them all-they-do-is-turn-left, redneck rookies had a hell of a finish on the road thing. Hate a win like that but that's racin'.

Thinkin' Elliott's daddy won his first one beatin' up on the ringers.

Time to get back to the real race tracks.

[Texas Lawdog]

Arcey, Isn't Canada a foreign country? What happens in Canada, stays in Canada.

[Arcey]

Hehehehehehehehehehe............ yeah.......................

[Texas Lawdog]

KB won at Atlanta tonight. WW finished 6th and 5-time finished way out of the lead. This should tighten up the points race with Jj's poor finish at Atlanta. Bowyer lost an engine tonight.

[Arcey]

Makes 9 for JGR, pretty much with just two cars. Countin' the Haas thing, the thief has eight with seven cars if ya seriously count Patrick.

Durin' the dry spells I was tryin' ta catch up a l'il on the goin's on.

Seein' ole Chip, with Felix, done proudly resigned McMurray.

Let's see....................... Team mates........................

McMurray

'10 3 (pretty big) wins, 9 top fives 'n 12 top tens. Final standing in points 14th

'11  No wins, 2 top fives 'n 4 top tens. Final standings in points 27th.
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'12  No wins or top fives. 3 top tens. Final 20th

'13 1 top five 'n 5 top tens. Currently 16th in points.

Montoya

'10 1 win, 6 top fives 'n 14 top tens. Final standing 17th.

'11 No wins, 2 top fives 'n 8 top tens. Final standing 21st.

'12 2 top tens. Final standing 22nd

'13 4 top fives 'n 7 top tens. Current standing 19st.

No significant difference between 'em. Wonderin' if sumthin's goin' on behind the scenes we ain't privy to.


On the Hamlin thing. Hearing since he's toast they're testin' stuff on the 11. Don't know if it's fact er someone makin' an educated guess. Makes sense tho. The 18 'n 20 both secured a spot yesterevenin'.


On the Canadian post race unpleasantness. Papis got bitch-slapped by the other guy's girlfriend after the race. Claims his jaw is dislocated. Ya could see he was pissed but he didn't try'n hit back. I'd ah knocked the taste out her mouth. Vid's on Fox Sports.

[Texas Lawdog]

It sounds like she was just stand in' by her man like Tammy Wynette.

[litl rooster]

Arcey, Isn't Canada a foreign country? What happens in Canada, stays in Canada.

they'd make me happy\

On the Canadian post race unpleasantness. Papis got bitch-slapped by the other guy's girlfriend after the race. Claims his jaw is dislocated. Ya could see he was pissed but he didn't try'n hit back. I'd ah knocked the taste out her mouth. Vid's on Fox Sports.

pretty much what all the commentators are saying  with the clip

[Texas Lawdog]

Mad Max found out that "What goes around, comes around".

[Arcey]

Oh well. The boy takes a good punch slap...................

[Texas Lawdog]

I watched the Drag racing from Indy yesterday, a lot of the heavy hitters got taken out early. It was nice to see a Chevy win in Pro Stock, instead of one of those damn Dodges.

[Major 2]

Saw a hint , about Newman to RCR in a forth car....considering Childress's 3 driver line up are barely beyond puberty, might not be a bad idea. 

[Arcey]

Didn't know Childress was dumpin' Burton. Thought he'd be good for the grand chillren.

[Major 2]

Honestly did not see that coming, Burton stepped down  ... By his own words "planned to in 2015" anyway...
Pretty much sews up the seat for Newman I'd think 
RCR had planned a 4th car but could not muster the funds, so with Burton going to the broadcast booth.... maybe they'll dump
Ol " Boogety  Boogety  Boogety" .

 

[Texas Lawdog]

I hate to see Jeff quit driving, Him and brother Ward cut their in the old Busch series in South Boston, Virginia.  Good luck to Jeff in his new job, wherever that is.

[Arcey]

A time for ever'thin' I reckon.

Anyone know, or care, how Patrick did when she competed on Chopped? There ain't no punch line, she was one of four cookin' against one 'nother.

[Major 2]

perhaps wrecked the stove and finish 4th.    and took out 3rd with her....

[Texas Lawdog]

Did she pose on top the  prep table in a bikini?

[Arcey]

No one fawned over her. She wasn't treated as if she was anything special, just one of the contestants. Sports figgers with the winnin's goin' ta charity.

She went against Tiki Barber, late of the New York Giants, Natalie Coughlin, Olympic swimmer 'n former Carl Edwards girlfriend, 'n some sorta UFC guy I ain't never heard of.

Barber was chopped first. The ugly dude second. The girls were head 'n shoulders over 'em in talent. I thought it was close. Also thought the judgin' was straight up. Patrick edged the swimmer out 'n won fair 'n square.

Mebbe that's why Stenhouse's datin' 'er. She can cook.

[Texas Lawdog]

Maybe Stenhouse has some Mommy issues. Danica is sorta cute and maybe she likes a boy toy. Love is Bliss!

[Arcey]

Joe Garone is with FURNITURE Row Racin'. The 78 car Kurt Busch is drivin' right now. FRONT Row Motorsports is Bob Jenkins' operation. No relation, Front Row RACING doesn't exist.

Someone we know 'n love ain't been right since he got married 'n moved outta his Momma's basement. Wife musta been sittin' on 'is lap – again.

That said.

Montoya visits Furniture Row Racing: #78-Front Row Racing general manager Joe Garone confirmed to FOX Sports that Juan Pablo Montoya visited the Denver-based shop on Tuesday and remains on the team's shortlist to replace Kurt Busch in 2014. Garone also told FOX Sports that there has not been discussion between Furniture Row Racing and Jeff Burton, who will part ways with Richard Childress Racing at the end of the year (FoxSports)(9-5-2013)