Beer Drinkin', Racin' 'n Football

[Arcey]

Heh, heh, heh..... Oh me........

Edwards 'n Harvick in a l'il shovin' match. Charlotte loves pre-race hype.

Tell ya what. Offer 'em the chance ta settle it. On the NASCAR logo in the dog-leg. Off with the shirts, shoes 'n socks. Just the jeans 'n empty the pockets. None ah the sissy gloves stuff. Put jack men all 'round the logo ta throw 'em back in if they get out. 

Give 'em ten minutes ta beat the crap outtah each other er 'til one knocks the other out or one screams, 'I'm the pansy!'

I'll put a hunnert federal on Edwards...

[Texas Lawdog]

Arcey, Hermie Sadler is friends with Jeff Jarrett on TNA Rasslin'. Get a grudge Rasslin' match on Spike TV between Cousin Carl and Harvick.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Cage match, last man standing! 

[Texas Lawdog]

Best 2 out of 3 falls, catch as catch can, with no time limit.  I volunteer to be referee.

[Arcey]

[Texas Lawdog]

Think Harvick is just tryin' to psych out Cousin Carl.

[Arcey]

Sorry 'bout the picture 'n no werds. Keyboard quit right in the middle of the post.. Have a couple left overs. This'n werks fine.

Was thinkin' the pic (no one was gonna release) is of a good start to a choke slam..........

[Texas Lawdog]

I wouldn't mind choke slammin' Harvick myself.

[Arcey]

Hehehehehehehe......

Thinkin' ya'd hafta stand in line.

[Texas Lawdog]

Arcey, I sorta like this retired business, I don't have to be anywhere at anytime.

[Arcey]

Yer gonna get used ta it.

Still busy myownself. Got the roast in the crockpot fer supper. Got KP 'n laundry, already gpt some in the dryer. A couple errands ta run. Two phone calls ta make later. Takin' a coffee break now. Started gettin' in motion a l'il after five.

Dentist, again, tomorrow @ 0830.

[Texas Lawdog]

I didn't get up until 0600, Man was that nice. It used to be 0430. I don't miss that. I sorta left rather suddenly without doing my departing interview with the Chief of my Division. I still ain't got my genuine imatation gold plated wrist watch that makes your arm turn green. I didn't have a retirment party to attend and pretend to be nice to people that I didn't like.

[Tensleep]

LOL!!

Gave me a mantle clock when I retired.

Got no D**N idee where it is an' doan really care. 

I shore doan miss that place, do miss tha kids time to time.

[Texas Lawdog]

Me too, There's a couple of folks I'll miss, but the rest of them ain't anybody I can't live without.

[Leo Tanner]

Sounds like yer takin well to it Tex.

     Yer attitude on goin ta parties full a people ya don't like feels strangly familiar   It took Lil awhile ta get used ta that.


Leo

[Texas Lawdog]

I;m not going to miss the having to drive on icy roads during our winters.

[Arcey]

Don't get a watch. They give ya yer badge inna plaque. It's on the wall. We didn't find exit interviews to be productive so they were discontinued.

Got my orders to report for my annual physical. Put 'em in the shredder.

Told the troops 'n the fat lady no party. No gifts. We shut the office down for a couple hours 'n took lunch at Max 'n Erma's. Funny thing 'bout that was I killed the weekly, two hour, entire office shut down, 'fellowship' lunches the first week I was back in IA.

Rush hour traffic was fully 50% of why I quit.

[Texas Lawdog]

Looks like that Mike Bliss will drive the 00 for MWR at Martinsville.

[Arcey]

The musical chairs.....

Evernham's makin' noises 'bout gettin' out of GEM. Likes the l'il thing e's doin' with ESPN.

Hope wardrobe dresses 'im better next time 'e's on TV. Tie's knot was terrible. Jacket was way too big  No clothin' shown on camera matched.

[Leo Tanner]

Is "Fasion Makeover With Arcey" the next new Speed Channel show?
I'll tune in fer sure.


Leo