Beer Drinkin', Racin' 'n Football

[Texas Lawdog]

Yep, He should have stayed in Indy Cars. I watched some of the Truck before I went to sleep in my Chair.

[Arcey]

Since it's only preseason stuff, best of luck ta the Browns, Buck.

(No. I don't really mean it. Bein' O'Bamasque.)

[Texas Lawdog]

I think that they drafted Johnny Football, just to put folks in the stadium.

[Arcey]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh............

An epic battle of perennial cellar-dwellers. Gripping, edge-of-the-seat stuff.

Manziel flips off the Skins.......

I AM OFFENDED! WE HAVE BEEN VIOLATED! THINK OF THE CHILDREN! THE DAMAGE IS IRREPAIRABLE! IT'S GEORGE BUSH'S FAULT!

Shocking. No one on the Browns or Skins has ever seen that before. Nor the people in the stands, or those watching the broadcast. What of the officials' feelings? Certainly none have ever cast such a gesture.

Send him to sensitivity training! Suspend and fine him! Banish him to the soccer fields of Outter Slobonia to teach him global sportsmanship! Neuter him!

What next? Civil law enforcement using helmets, shields, body armor and military surplus equipment in riots unrest and looting demonstrations? Oh, the humanity!

[Texas Lawdog]

I still have my Helmet and 36 inch wooden baton from the early 70s.

[Arcey]

Had ta turn all my stuff back in.

Had ta turn all the stuff they knew about back in. Ain't got no body armor, helmets ner sticks no more.

Edwards to Gibbs. Fourth team, #19. Primary sponsor's some sort of electronic gizmo company I'm not familiar with.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

Sponsor is Arris, a network equipment company. I heard they are only sponsoring about half the races.

[Texas Lawdog]

I had an idea that Carl would get #19 next year. I knew the number was available. I'm not familiar with that sponsor either. Got luck to Carl next year with JGR and Toyota.

[Arcey]

Few of the front runners have start to finish sponsors anymore, cuz. The Arris Co. they picked up is the primary, others will come along. Maybe they already have.

Aflac bought a full season with Roush 'n Edwards a few years ago. They'd sell races to others wantin' to be on the car for one or more races. The bigger the race, the more it cost the secondaries.

Bad's they're runnin', Tex, he may have taken a step backwards. Kenseth might have had a good run had he not got hung up in the marketin' tool's mess.

The Arris NWS car. Suspect Edwards' ride'll be close to it:

[Texas Lawdog]

The Toyotas are down on power right now, hopefully TRD can come up with something for 2015. The Toyota trucks seem to be fast.

[Arcey]

TRD folks sez they're werkin' on it. Ain't hadda new configuration since the RO7 or the FR9's come in.

[Texas Lawdog]

The main knock on the Fords for many years were the cylinder heads, maybe that is the problem with the Toyotas.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

I see the reporters at our local rag, the pilot, wrote a long article about all that's wrong with RGIII.

[Arcey]

Molinaro? No one pays any attention to him ennyways. Would explain why I missed it, don't read his stuff.

Griffin's easy. If he stays healthy he wins games. Unhealthy or hobbled 'n Cousins is the better choice.

Stewart's sittin' Bristol out. Reckon this is Zipadelli's version of 'business as usual.'

[Texas Lawdog]

Former Texas Longhorn QB, Colt McCoy is on the Redskins squad right now, I don't think he can make the team.

[Arcey]

The Skins' answer ta JGR's Hornish?

[Texas Lawdog]

Robert needs to learn how to get rid of the ball and quit running so much. He was such a part of Baylor's offense that he thinks he has to be that way with the Skins.

[Arcey]

Gotta learn he ain't lookin' o'er the line at Horned Frogs no more.

The Orakpos 'n Kerrigans of the league play for real 'n every team's got Berserkers just like 'em.

[Lucky Irish Tom]

With his knee the way it is, all it will take is one solid hit to the leg to take him out for the season.

[Texas Lawdog]

That's about the size of it!