Beer Drinkin', Racin' 'n Football

[Texas Lawdog]

I'm gettin' to where I like the Trucks better than Cup. A lot closer racing and more than just one or two good teams. I hope it don't get rained out. Elliot Sadler is driving Harvick's other Truck.

[Arcey]

Gottah have my trucks. Old school, smash mouth, take no prisoners, down 'n dirty, Saturday night racin'. They don't play nice. Drivers get pissed at one 'nother 'n wanna fight. Damned things don't wanna turn 'n don't wanna stop. Aero of a brick. They're just plain evil 'n it takes a man's man ta drive the things. Short races make 'em go now. No time ta log laps. Still, they gotta manage gas 'n tires 'n take a swing at adjustments. Play the cautions. Don't get no better'n that fer me.

[Leo Tanner]

[Texas Lawdog]

Back in the Early 80s, I worked security on the weekends at Cowtown Speedway. It was a Quarter mile dirt track and they ran on Sat. nights all summer through Labor Day. I broke up more fights in the infield between drivers that I ever did in the stands with fans.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Well, pards, it's the start of the regular NFL season. How do ya think yer favorite team's gonna do?

The Pack plays the Eagles at 3:15 central time.

Slim

[Texas Lawdog]

Slim, I hope the Pack mops up the floor with the Eagles.

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Well, the Brownies managed to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory again today. They've got to play two complete halves, not just one. Turnovers were the bug-a-boo today.............Buck

[Silver Creek Slim]

The Pack started the season the right way. 

Slim

[Arcey]

What do you do when you're about to lose a game that you've led all night? Put one of your best man to man on one of their worst 'n draw a flag. It worked, 'Skins win.

Damn. The 'Skins beat the team from down there. Joe Gibbs Racing finishing 1, 2 'n 4 last night at Richmond. Toyotas four of the top five. Del has enameled bowels. It don't get no better than that.

Sad for the Lions. That looked like a touch down but the rules say no. The zebras were right. Maybe the NFL will fix it.

Hard earned win for the Pack, Slim. The game was brutal. Congrats.

[Silver Creek Slim]

Good for the 'Skins,
Thanks, Arcey.

Slim

[Four-Eyed Buck]

The Eagles may come to regret that trade.............Buck

[Texas Lawdog]

McNabb still has a couple of good years left. Buck, I hope the Browns don't ruin Colt. Well, after watching the Boys yesterday, The only way they are going to be in the Super Bowl is to be watching from the stands. I disowned them when Jerry bought the team. I guess that I'll be a Colt fan. Their Number pick in the Draft was from TCU. I think he can start right now for the Colts. His name is Jerry Hughes and he wears 92.

[Silver Creek Slim]

I stopped routing for them when Tom Landry left. 

Slim

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Wasn't able to catch the Brownie rehash program last night, but am hearing rumors that Jake's come up lame already. Maybe Wallace next week?...................Buck

[Silver Creek Slim]

The Pack buried the Bills 34-7. 

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Brownie's, same old, same old. Play one half, and then disappear

[Arcey]

Breaking News:Training at Cowboys Stadium was delayed after a player found an unknown white powdery substance on the ground. Training was suspended while FBI & Homeland Security was called in. After analysis, experts determined the white substance, unfamiliar to most of the players, was in fact the goal line. Practice will resume this afternoon after they decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again

[litl rooster]

thanks I need that one to go to work with

[Silver Creek Slim]

That's great, Arcy.

Slim

[Four-Eyed Buck]

Brownies now 0-3 Their schedule doesn't get any lighter either. looks like another wait 'till next year year.......Buck