Poney Racer Port of Entry

[Leo Tanner]

Well someone give me the gull dang budget an I kin start sendin post ta some reputable vendors.  By the time we hit dock we kin have a decent load of Charmin an mebbe a few other treats waitin fer us. 
     Nuthin like havin a job ya don even know ya got


Leo

[Texas Lawdog]

That TP needs to be bio-degradable.  We need to keep CLEAN water.

[Delmonico]

And no Charmin

It leaves lint

[Arcey]

Tell the whales 'n por-pi ta go ta deep water when they take a dump.........

Charmin's fine. Del don't have no first hand evidence. Hearsay only.

[Texas Lawdog]

Never done any comparison tests yet. That's something else to put on my list of things to do when I retire. I should have plenty of time on my HANDS!

[Delmonico]

Yes I do, when Rita told me that I also, er never mind, but don't either get it with Quilted Northern.

BTW they had a thread about it a couple months ago in the Odds and Ends part of the Lab Forum, and I did not start it, but several Charmin uses did a check and then switched to other brands.

[Arcey]

Time on my hands ain't a problem. I been retired 'n I don't look for lint. Ain't been that bored yet.

[Delmonico]

Time on my hands ain't a problem. I been retired 'n I don't look for lint. Ain't been that bored yet.

Wasn't boredom that caused all the lint findings.

[Delmonico]

Wasn't boredom that caused all the lint findings.

I better say no more or the moderator will git me good.

[Delmonico]

:Problem solved" Delmonico says and picks up a load at the dock.

[Leo Tanner]

Leo eyes the pile of cobbs an considers the sitchyation.
     Ducks inta a Dennys an nabbs a couple rolls of Scott off the back of the terlit. 

"this'll last a while boys til we can find somethin better.  I got a line on some Quilted Southern, jus give a man some time fer cripes sake!"
     
     Feels guilty an leaves a dabloon on the back a the terlit.

[Texas Lawdog]

We are going to have to build some storage bins for the cobs.  We don't want them to wash over the side in rough seas.

[Arcey]

Better be careful. Some these fools liable ta put 'em back when they're done with 'em. Less the lint ahcourse.

[Texas Lawdog]

One bin for used ones and one bin for unused ones.

[Tensleep]

One bin for used ones and one bin for unused ones.

Jist throw tha used ones in tha pot bellied stove... if ya don't Del will use 'em to smoke meat 

[Arcey]

Damned dumb ass Texans....................

THROW 'EM O'ER THE SIDE! Nebraskans ain't goin' in the water after 'em. They don't like gettin' wet.

I swear. Weren't fer Virginians y'all be speakin' Spanish...........

[Pony Racer]

Alright bopys look lively - we pull into Aruba this am for some well deserved R&R.

Be sure to check with doc if you start getting sick from enjoying the liberties that this Dutch colonly has to offer.

Everyone had to check out with the XO before they leave but only has to check in every other day.

You are welcome to come back to the ship for meals - but there will be no dinners served - gots to give the cook some well deserved time off too don't you know!!

XO take charge of the bunch - Navigator come with me to the bridge as we make ready to enter port.  LIT make ready the parade sounding salvo for entering port - just make sure we is using blanks - do not want to stir up the natives on our first day!!:)

Commodore PR

[Arcey]

Screw the natives.  No! Wait! I didn't mean............

Y'all go on. Arcey's penicillin' stand will be set up when ya get back ta the boat. Easy payments, no credit check.

[Texas Lawdog]

Arcey, We're not all dumbasses! What's Virginia got to do with the War for Texas Independence?  We kicked some Mexican butt at the Alamo until we were hopelessly out numbered. If we would had some Winchesters and some Peacemakers we could evened it up a bit. And besides, what has this got to do with TP anyway?

[Leo Tanner]

And besides, what has this got to do with TP anyway?

Mebbe cause them Alamo guys got wiped out 

(I know that was horrible, sometimes I kent hep maself)