Poney Racer Port of Entry

[Texas Lawdog]

I guess we better send out the SPs to gather up the stragglers before tomorrow morning.

[Leo Tanner]

I'll take shore patrol.
     Been on this boat all night "gaurdin" an have the feelin that the aftermath of a JB show is better viewin than the event it's self.
Gimme a bottle o' that rum an I'll lead em back like the pied(eyed)piper, so I will.  Be no need fer roughness, just a bit a the hair o' the dog.

[Sod Buster]

Sod Buster wakes up on deck....feeling like he has been keel-hauled.
Guess it was too much rum.

[Texas Lawdog]

Well, It's a Bloody Mary Mornin'.

[Arcey]

Somebody check on the Cap'n 'n see if he's sober 'nuff fer Mast. If he is I'll let myself out 'n report.

Ain't been outtah here since y'all got back 'n these drunk swabbies y'all done thrown in here makes this garbage scow smell like a garbage scow.

[Texas Lawdog]

Maybe the Fire Control Team ought to come down to the Brig and Hose it and its occupants down.

[Leo Tanner]

Leo wanders the streets of Key West lookin fer Roo.  Sees several opportunities ta practice with the Thomson sub but restrains himself.
     "Roooooooooo, we got accomadation cerimony, Roooooooo"
     Dang, he was in such high spirits when he left the ship.

[Texas Lawdog]

I don't know about the rest of you swabbies, but I'm going to Sloppy Joe's for the Sunday Brunch.

[Sod Buster]

Dang!  I've been 'conscripted'

[litl rooster]

  I'm here!...."there's a Woman to blame"

[Sod Buster]

  I'm here!...."there's a Woman to blame"

Some people claim that there's a woman to blame, but I know, it's my own damn fault.

[Delmonico]

Some people claim that there's a woman to blame, but I know, it's my own damn fault.

That's what the lady said.



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[Texas Lawdog]

Del, It looks like she's gathering "cowpies" for the fire.

[Pony Racer]

Sorry crew - been doing a special report for someone and am busier than "he double toothpicks"

I will return shortly

PR

[Delmonico]

Del, It looks like she's gathering "cowpies" for the fire.

Bufalo ones, but that "bun in the oven" seems to be gettin' done with out them.

[Texas Lawdog]

Those chip fires sure do burn hot and your clothes soak up the smell of the chips.

[Leo Tanner]

Leo gives up seekin out the stragglers.  They're a resourceful crew an prolly made it back one way or 'nother.  After all there be shiney medals on the line.
     In the distance he spys a crab shack and counts his coins.  He walks in an orders 20 orders of legs ta go.  "An a large bucket of slaw ta go with it!"

[Arcey]

Damn. The Cap'ns busy as hell. A body kin rot in here. Gonna let myself out, go mark my case dismissed, get me a shower 'n settle back in my hammock with a cold lemonade 'n a smoke.

Been best off ta have taken the liberty 'n let the SP do a drum solo on my head.

[Delmonico]

Well the Cappy-tan better get back and we better get to sea, looks like he's gonna have to pre-form a weddin'.

[Texas Lawdog]

We gotta have a bachelor party for the Lucky groom, I knowd I  shouldn't have sobered up.