Poney Racer Port of Entry

[Pony Racer]

Howdy folks welcome to my Port of Entry.

Don't mind my guards they may look tuff but they love ya if'n you obey them thar US laws and so forth.

Come on In - rest a spell, get some grub and coal or new fangled fuel for that thar boat.

Just doan let me catch you run no shine through my waters and facility - libel to get your boat shot out from under you!!:)

PR

[Sod Buster]

Just doan let me catch you run no shine through my waters and facility - libel to get your boat shot out from under you!!:)

Ou-oh....Trinity better stay away! 

[Lucky Irish Tom]

You tryin ta make sippin whiskey illegal Poney?

[Delmonico]

Don't read it that way, thinks he wants ya ta pay yer tax on it.

[litl rooster]

  To Hell with WHALES .....SAVE THE BALES        Ooooops I mean save a COWBOY

[Delmonico]

  To Hell with WHALES .....SAVE THE BALES        Ooooops I mean save a COWBOY

My neighbor used to have a bumper sticker that said:

NUKE THE WHALES

[Trinity]

Howdy folks welcome to my Port of Entry.

Don't mind my guards they may look tuff but they love ya if'n you obey them thar US laws and so forth.

Come on In - rest a spell, get some grub and coal or new fangled fuel for that thar boat.

Just doan let me catch you run no shine through my waters and facility - libel to get your boat shot out from under you!!:)

PR

Ou-oh....Trinity better stay away! 

"Ah was a-thankin' tha same thang!"

[Delmonico]

Trinity decides to try it anyway.

[Ozark Tracker]

being sneaky as he is, Trinity runs up his flag as he enters the harbor.

[Pony Racer]

Now now pards I doan min no legal sippin whiskey - as a revenuer I know what money it brings in for my government.

Trinity you abide by these thar rules and we can all get along peaceful like.

They wasn't called the Rum and Cigar wars for nothing.

If'n your home brew is solely for medicinal purposes Imay be libel to turn a blind eye - as long as it helps me ailments too:)

PR

[Delmonico]

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If'n your home brew is solely for medicinal purposes Imay be libel to turn a blind eye -

PR

Don't know 'bout turnin' a blind eye, but several folks were struck blind in both eyes.

[Ozark Tracker]

Trinity repaints his ship

[Trinity]

"Mah med'cin don' cause no blindness or tha jake laig blues!"

[Silver Creek Slim]

Don't know 'bout turnin' a blind eye, but several folks were struck blind in both eyes.

From wood alkeyhall? 

Slim

[litl rooster]

Trinity repaints his ship

A load of post embargo Swizz Armi Knifes?

[Pony Racer]

Them new fangled foldy swiss pretty boy knives are just a fad I tell ya....

Now lets look at some boarding Cutlasses or boarding short swords - them are knives

PR

[litl rooster]

Them new fangled foldy swiss pretty boy knives are just a fad I tell ya....

Now lets look at some boarding Cutlasses or boarding short swords - them are knives

PR

Over here Commodore

[Four-Eyed Buck]

I liked the looks of the '64-'65 Cutlasses, lR..............Buck

[Arcey]

THIS is a Cutlass..............

[Pony Racer]

SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!