CIA moving spy satellite over Calamity's shop!

[J.W.Neely]

What is she building now?

[Sergeant Smokepole]

How about it janie Darlin'? What's in the forge this month???

[J.W.Neely]

too much idle time

[J.W.Neely]

..we are starting to receive some data...

[Hemlock Mike]

That part of the earth don't have enough energy to feed a NdYAG of that size !!!

Mike

[Delmonico]

Might 'splain the missin' TFS gerbil.

[J.W.Neely]

heck, Calamity has her own nuke power plant!

[Calamity Jane]

Thar's certain advantages to werkin fer the power company!

[J.W.Neely]

NdYaG is a critter from North Dakota!
The butter from  a NDYag  makes the best black powder bullet lube known,
the secret of SPG lube!
Here is a picture of Calamity and her NdYag

[J.W.Neely]

............there is a wealth of info here........

[J.W.Neely]

the tuff part is milking those NdYags , but it can be done........

[Micheal Fortune]

So CJ, building something new or just spending all your time milking the Ndyag??

[Calamity Jane]

Whal, tinkerin with the beginnings of a new gun cart, but no serious shop werk yet - too busy tryin ta get me Wild West Show outfit organized right now.

New gun cart's gonna be sommit entirely different but ITS A SECRET!

[Lucky Irish Tom]

You can keep it secret Calam.  Iffen that spy sattelite gits too close jest fire off a big ole round of Black Powder in thet cannon of yours an they won't see anything but a grey haze.

[El Peludo]

  OK!  Would somebody please take their tongue out of their cheek long enough to 'splain to some of us tyro(leans), just what a NdYAG is?      I knows a little bit a bout a lot of things, but, I don't know a lot about NdYAGs; actually, I never even heard of the thing before. 

[J.W.Neely]

laser

[Forty Rod]

I can just see Janie's new gun cart now.

Pulled by a case steam traction engine with its attendant water trailer, capable of carrying everyone's guns all at once, steam whistle loud enough to crack your teeth, and a trailer on the rear for staying over night or over the season, complete with a pool table, whirlpool bath, gourmet kitchen, and a moderate workshop and photo lab.

Don't worry about enough energy.  She has enough to go around.

[The Arapaho Kid]

Here's Calam's new gun cart:

[Four-Eyed Buck]

I see she's made another cannon, this one loks to be a little more powerful..........Buck

[J.W.Neely]

Wouldn't ya love to have your very own tank!